Calling all Chiefsplanet Pimps

Red Dawg · 01-11-2005, 02:24 PM

Just for fun, give me yuur best pick up line.

I like: "Excuse me, but could I buy you a fish sandwich or somth'in?"

The Ladiesman

**Saulbadguy** · 01-11-2005, 02:26 PM

How much?

go bo · 01-11-2005, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

How much?

you must get lots of dates that way...

**Bob Dole** · 01-11-2005, 02:29 PM

Bob Dole has already posted this in the other 3 pick-up line threads, but here goes:

"Want to go in halves on a bastard?"

Also, on Fat Tuesday, Bob Dole asks if they'd like to get an early start on giving it up for Lent.

(Knowing Bob Dole's last name is actually Lent might help that make a little more sense...)

**Iowanian** · 01-11-2005, 02:30 PM

"I'm just out celebrating putting my 1 millionth dollar in my savings account tonight"

Eleazar · 01-11-2005, 02:31 PM

I hear that a lot of chicks like when you say "Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.,,,"

journeyscarab · 01-11-2005, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob_Dole

Also, on Fat Tuesday, Bob Dole asks if they'd like to get an early start on giving it up for Lent.

(Knowing Bob Dole's last name is actually Lent might help that make a little more sense...)

MichaelH · 01-11-2005, 02:33 PM

I don't have any pick up lines. The chicks usually hit on me.

journeyscarab · 01-11-2005, 02:35 PM

I go the old fashioned route and just conk them on the head with a club.

OldTownChief · 01-11-2005, 02:38 PM

Hey Baby...I hear you can suck the chrome off ah trailer hitch.

**Rain Man** · 01-11-2005, 02:38 PM

"I hope we ain't kin."

**Iowanian** · 01-11-2005, 02:40 PM

This thread just isn't going to be legit without the stylings of Mr sheRoboto, kcchiefsman

01-11-2005, 02:42 PM

The best pickup line in the world is "I'm happily married to a beautiful woman."

I've had more opportunities to score strange in the past 3 years than I EVER had as a single, available man.

**Iowanian** · 01-11-2005, 02:44 PM

I heard on the radio a while back, that there was some study on the most effective pick up line.......it was pretty ghey..and I think translated from japanese to something like

"Hi, I'm (candyasslonelydouchebag), A year from now, lets still be smiling together.

Phildo is right........the best Hobait I've found is a wedding ring.

You single man-ho's should stumble down to the pawnshop like my buddy did and pick up one for cheap.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-11-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

The best pickup line in the world is "I'm happily married to a beautiful woman."

I've had more opportunities to score strange in the past 3 years than I EVER had as a single, available man.

They smell the desperation in single men.

Right Brian?

01-11-2005, 02:24 PM
Red Dawg Going home eventually Join Date: Dec 2002 Casino cash: $4802858	Calling all Chiefsplanet Pimps Just for fun, give me yuur best pick up line. I like: "Excuse me, but could I buy you a fish sandwich or somth'in?" The Ladiesman
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01-11-2005, 02:26 PM	#2
Saulbadguy When a nightmare becomes real Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $2676966	How much?
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01-11-2005, 02:29 PM	#4
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2634497	Bob Dole has already posted this in the other 3 pick-up line threads, but here goes: "Want to go in halves on a bastard?" Also, on Fat Tuesday, Bob Dole asks if they'd like to get an early start on giving it up for Lent. (Knowing Bob Dole's last name is actually Lent might help that make a little more sense...)
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01-11-2005, 02:30 PM	#5
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4798454	"I'm just out celebrating putting my 1 millionth dollar in my savings account tonight"
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01-11-2005, 02:31 PM	#6
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	I hear that a lot of chicks like when you say "Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.,,,"
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01-11-2005, 02:33 PM	#8
MichaelH Go Chiefs! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gastonia, North Carolina Casino cash: $9312006	I don't have any pick up lines. The chicks usually hit on me.
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01-11-2005, 02:35 PM	#9
journeyscarab SHOCKERS BABY! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Overland Park, KS Casino cash: $3763555	I go the old fashioned route and just conk them on the head with a club.
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01-11-2005, 02:38 PM	#10
OldTownChief Bobble Taco Join Date: May 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Hey Baby...I hear you can suck the chrome off ah trailer hitch.
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01-11-2005, 02:38 PM	#11
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3368491 VARSITY	"I hope we ain't kin." __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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01-11-2005, 02:40 PM	#12
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4798454	This thread just isn't going to be legit without the stylings of Mr sheRoboto, kcchiefsman
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01-11-2005, 02:42 PM	#13
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	The best pickup line in the world is "I'm happily married to a beautiful woman." I've had more opportunities to score strange in the past 3 years than I EVER had as a single, available man.
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01-11-2005, 02:44 PM	#14
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4798454	I heard on the radio a while back, that there was some study on the most effective pick up line.......it was pretty ghey..and I think translated from japanese to something like "Hi, I'm (candyasslonelydouchebag), A year from now, lets still be smiling together. Phildo is right........the best Hobait I've found is a wedding ring. You single man-ho's should stumble down to the pawnshop like my buddy did and pick up one for cheap.
Posts: 61,518