Best Dolt fan reactions to Norv's hiring - Page 3

BigRock · 02-19-2007, 12:14 PM

Possibly the best reaction is that the message board on the official Chargers site has a petition against hiring Norv.

http://www.petitiononline.com/norv/petition.html

And a poll there has a 90% "no" vote in asking if people think the hire is a good idea. Feel free to add any good lines you see!

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NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOooooooooo!

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God I feel I'm gonna be sick!!!!

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Hiring Norv Turner only makes sense if A.J. Smith has a lot of money invested in Norv Turner effigies.

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Oh god I feel sick. I need to gather myself here for a second......Im not liking this right now but I have no choice but to give it a chance(if all this is true). Im going to focus on the positives. Take Rivers for example, this should benefit him the most. I can see Rivers really taking it to another level with Norv running the show. Okay I was going to list some more positives but Im not feeling so good again....oh god!

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I cant believe we could end up with Cotrell as DC. With all the bright young defensive minds around the NFL, including the ones that were interviewed for HC we could end up with Cotrell in charger of a young Charger defense with so much potential. What a waste.

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I thought we were trying to IMPROVE the head coaching position..

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I seriously might be ill. Norv Turner, looks like a nice guy. About as inspiring as soggy dog poop. Hello, what a tired, retreaded, been-there-done-that, abysmal failure of a HC as a choice. Unbelievable. If AJ is such a genius, how do you figure this? You have great guys like singletary, Rex Ryan, ron rivera (the last two coached, you know, OK defenses last year), and you wind up with Norv freakin turner? It's like being able to choose any car in the world you want and you pick a 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera with duct tape holding the door on.

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Woopty doo. Troy Aikman had him give his HOF speech. Walter Payton's son gave his acceptance speech...should we give young twenty something year old Jarret Payton an interview on Monday too? I'll let Norv's 59-82 career record be the judge of him

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Jerry Rice in his book described Norv as guy who couldn't control the players, and not a good authority figure.

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It's a good thing I hadn't had breakfast yet when I heard this litle tidbit on ESPN Radio.

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This is an absolutely HORRIBLE decision. I am seriously thinking about canceling my season tickets in protest. What a dumb dumb dumb move.

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Norv Turner can kiss my left nut.

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I think you guys should give Norv another chance. He is a GREAT coach.

Signed
Mike Shanahan
Head Coach
Denver Broncos

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I agree with Mike! Give the guy a chance.

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Herm Edwards
Head Coach
Kansas City Chiefs

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Yes, biggest mistake I have ever made was firing Norv Turner. I give you my unqualified support of Norv.

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Al Davis
Oakland Raiders

**The Bad Guy** · 02-19-2007, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

I have rooted for them since 1987, I guess it is just family tradition. But I didnt renew my Sunday Ticket for the coming 07 Season... For the first time since Sunday Ticket was created... I havent missed a Chiefs game in years... Even went to away games, fyi....

BTW, Herm has coached alot longer than 2 years, not my fault he is a career coach who hovers around .500....

Also, Win or lose, I will be a happy Chiefs fan when he is gone, regardless of the superbowl or not. Is that better?

That's pathetic.

That's what it is.

Vermeil was around 500 too. Did you want him run out of town?

Herm has not coached the Chiefs longer than 2 years. I don't give a shit what he did with the Jets.

The fact you let your hatred for a head coach ruin your football experience tells me you're just a miserable SOB in life.

Archie Bunker · 02-19-2007, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan

truer words have yet to be spoken here. He de-DVed the offense o.k.

Yep it's all Herm. Green missing the most of the season, 4 different tackles, a banged up Waters, no WRs, and Shields being half player he used to be had nothing to do with it.

ck_IN · 02-19-2007, 02:21 PM

Vermeil was around 500 too. Did you want him run out of town?

Yes! On a rail!

He de-DVed the offense o.k.

I don't want to turn this into another 'CK bashes DV thread' but DV built a hollow team. It was all based on a win now and to hell with later mindset. With Roaf leaving and Shields being a shadow of himself this offense would've tanked regardless. Herm just happened to be the guy that stepped into it.

Will he improve things? I have my doubts but I'll give him time to cut out the whiny, cry baby, soft as a baby butt culture DV put in place and get some talent that doesn't require a walker.

Reerun_KC · 02-19-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

That's pathetic.

That's what it is.

Vermeil was around 500 too. Did you want him run out of town?

Herm has not coached the Chiefs longer than 2 years. I don't give a shit what he did with the Jets.

The fact you let your hatred for a head coach ruin your football experience tells me you're just a miserable SOB in life.

Actually my mother is not a Bitch, sorry to disappoint you. I gave DV alittle more slack than Herm, DV proved he could build a superbowl team. Sorry he didnt do it here, but he was proven... Herm? He has proved he is Marty...

Miserable SOB? Wow, for someone that has never met me, that is sure a strong opinion of someone based on a disagreement on a message board.

Actually, I am stoked, I have one year left until I finish my BS Degree, Should be flying for an airline in the Fall of 08... 2 great awesome kids and been married to my HS sweetheart for 15 + years... Thanks for the concern, but I am living the American Dream...

**dirk digler** · 02-19-2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Archie Bunker

Yep it's all Herm. Green missing the most of the season, 4 different tackles, a banged up Waters, no WRs, and Shields being half player he used to be had nothing to do with it.

True but you can't deny that Herm didn't change the offense because he has admitted as much.

He should have followed his best friend Tony Dungy's lead and not **** with what works.

Reerun_KC · 02-19-2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ck_IN

Vermeil was around 500 too. Did you want him run out of town?

Yes! On a rail!

He de-DVed the offense o.k.

I don't want to turn this into another 'CK bashes DV thread' but DV built a hollow team. It was all based on a win now and to hell with later mindset. With Roaf leaving and Shields being a shadow of himself this offense would've tanked regardless. Herm just happened to be the guy that stepped into it.

Will he improve things? I have my doubts but I'll give him time to cut out the whiny, cry baby, soft as a baby butt culture DV put in place and get some talent that doesn't require a walker.

Nice Post! Rep!

Reerun_KC · 02-19-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

True but you can't deny that Herm didn't change the offense because he has admitted as much.

He should have followed his best friend Tony Dungy's lead and not **** with what works.

Regardless of Herm ****ing with what worked or not, But both Carl and Herm burried their heads in the sand and left us raped at LT....

If Herm didnt buttsex the offense, we would of went through 4+ QB's last year...

**banyon** · 02-19-2007, 02:28 PM

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It's like being able to choose any car in the world you want and you pick a 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera with duct tape holding the door on.

**dirk digler** · 02-19-2007, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Regardless of Herm ****ing with what worked or not, But both Carl and Herm burried their heads in the sand and left us raped at LT....

If Herm didnt buttsex the offense, we would of went through 4+ QB's last year...

No question that CP didn't plan for the future at LT or if he did he sorely misjudged some talent.

With that being said they should have gone back at looked at last years tape and see what they did when Roaf was gone for 6 games.

I don't remember them pressuring the QB much in '05 when Roaf was gone but I could be wrong.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 02-19-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Archie Bunker

HE KILLED THE OFFENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure Trent being out much of the year and Willie Roaf being gone had nothing to do with it.

Archie Bunker · 02-19-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

True but you can't deny that Herm didn't change the offense because he has admitted as much.

He should have followed his best friend Tony Dungy's lead and not **** with what works.

I know he did but how could he not? An offense is only as good as the line and the Chiefs line was one of the worst in the NFL. The Chiefs had one strength and it was the power running game. Herm used it and I don't blame him for it; hell he got 9 wins out of it.

If in year 3 and 4 the Chiefs are still in run, run, pass mode then I complain like everyone else.

Reerun_KC · 02-19-2007, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

The fact you let your hatred for a head coach ruin your football experience.

Actually I finally live back in the midwest, so most of the games where on Locals last fall and the ones that arent, I will just drive up to Parsons KS and watch them with my uncle's...

No need to spend the money for something that I wont hardly use...

I just threw that in there to kick the sand at you....

Archie Bunker · 02-19-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by beer me

I'm sure Trent being out much of the year and Willie Roaf being gone had nothing to do with it.

I was playing the role of Reerun and Fringe. See my other posts in this thread.

**Skip Towne** · 02-19-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mile High Mania

Replace a guy that won over 200 games with someone that hasn't won 60 in 9 years as a head coach at various places (a mere 59).

But, Norv does have a better playoff percentage... he's 1 and 1. So, yeah ... they've upgraded there.

I wonder how long it will take Norv to de-Martify the Chargers. I hope he gets started right away.

**HemiEd** · 02-19-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I wonder how long it will take Norv to de-Martify the Chargers. I hope he gets started right away.

so Skip, how do you feel about this? You switched after the Cleveland game right?

02-19-2007, 02:21 PM	#33
ck_IN Feels so good. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	Vermeil was around 500 too. Did you want him run out of town? Yes! On a rail! He de-DVed the offense o.k. I don't want to turn this into another 'CK bashes DV thread' but DV built a hollow team. It was all based on a win now and to hell with later mindset. With Roaf leaving and Shields being a shadow of himself this offense would've tanked regardless. Herm just happened to be the guy that stepped into it. Will he improve things? I have my doubts but I'll give him time to cut out the whiny, cry baby, soft as a baby butt culture DV put in place and get some talent that doesn't require a walker. __________________ As sweet as Tupelo Honey
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