Football Fun Tailgate tonight

**Buck** · 11-24-2008, 12:10 AM

So, for once in my ****in life I get one of my friends to drive to the game instead of me, so I get to get hammered.

It was fun before the game, but the best part happened when I was trying to get in the gate.

The line curves around this metal gate that is about waste high, so I am waiting in line and I finally get on the side of the gate that is closest to the entrance.

All of the sudden I notice Padres Left Fielder Scott Hairston on the other side of the gate. I turn around to my buddy and tell im who it is. I turn to Scott Hairston and say quietly "Hey bro, I dont want to draw attention to you, but you are one of my favorite players, and you are one of the few who plays all out. I love the Padres."

Coincidentally, his brother Jerry Hairston Jr., who plays for the Reds was standing right next to him. When I said I love the Padres, he said that he hated the Padres. So me, drunk as ****, and not remembering what team Jerry played for, spats out "**** THE DIAMONDBACKS!" 10 minutes later my buddy lets me know that Jerry played for the Reds, and I felt like a douchebag.

After the game was over, Kevin Towers, Padres General Manager was walking right next to me, so I turned to him and Yelled, "**** the Reds!" I had to make up for before.

Although the Bolts lost, it was a fun night.

dtebbe · 11-24-2008, 12:12 AM

I'm trying to figure out your avatar..

All I can come up with is that you have no nuts.

Is that the message you are trying to get across?

DT

**Buck** · 11-24-2008, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtebbe

I'm trying to figure out your avatar..

All I can come up with is that you have no nuts.

Is that the message you are trying to get across?

DT

No, they are Bolts, get it Chargers = Bolts.

Im pretty drunk right now...

Hootie · 11-24-2008, 12:13 AM

Sammy Sosa had such a tremendous fall from grace the Cubs traded him for Jerry ****ing Hairston and won the deal...

**Buck** · 11-24-2008, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

Sammy Sosa had such a tremendous fall from grace the Cubs traded him for Jerry ****ing Hairston and won the deal...

Jerry Hairston Jr. is a bitch, his brother is getting love from one of his fans, and him with his gay little Jerry Curl is sitting there bagging on his more talented brother.

**** Jerry Hairston Jr.

dtebbe · 11-24-2008, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

No, they are Bolts, get it Chargers = Bolts.

Im pretty drunk right now...

I got it.. I'm just busting your non-existent nuts

As disappointing as our season is, man you guys... were supposed to be good!

DT

Hootie · 11-24-2008, 12:18 AM

everyone knows Scott Hairston is roided out dude...at least he used to be...and Jerry > Scott...by a significant margin.

**Buck** · 11-24-2008, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtebbe

I got it.. I'm just busting your non-existent nuts

As disappointing as our season is, man you guys... were supposed to be good!

DT

Tell me about it, I was asking my friends which season was more disappointing.

2001 Chargers start out 5-2, end up 5-11

2008 Chargers start out 4-7

Everyone said this year.

Hootie · 11-24-2008, 12:19 AM

Chargers are still going to win this division...

**Buck** · 11-24-2008, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie

Chargers are still going to win this division...

Wanna bet?

Hootie · 11-24-2008, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Wanna bet?

Denver is god awful...

San Diego > Denver

Either way, Norv is out after this year so you have that going for you...we probably still have another year of Herm.

**2112** · 11-24-2008, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dtebbe

I'm trying to figure out your avatar..

All I can come up with is that you have no nuts.

Is that the message you are trying to get across?

DT

LMFAO

**2112** · 11-24-2008, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

So, for once in my ****in life I get one of my friends to drive to the game instead of me, so I get to get hammered.

It was fun before the game, but the best part happened when I was trying to get in the gate.

The line curves around this metal gate that is about waste high, so I am waiting in line and I finally get on the side of the gate that is closest to the entrance.

All of the sudden I notice Padres Left Fielder Scott Hairston on the other side of the gate. I turn around to my buddy and tell im who it is. I turn to Scott Hairston and say quietly "Hey bro, I dont want to draw attention to you, but you are one of my favorite players, and you are one of the few who plays all out. I love the Padres."

Coincidentally, his brother Jerry Hairston Jr., who plays for the Reds was standing right next to him. When I said I love the Padres, he said that he hated the Padres. So me, drunk as ****, and not remembering what team Jerry played for, spats out "**** THE DIAMONDBACKS!" 10 minutes later my buddy lets me know that Jerry played for the Reds, and I felt like a douchebag.

After the game was over, Kevin Towers, Padres General Manager was walking right next to me, so I turned to him and Yelled, "**** the Reds!" I had to make up for before.

Although the Bolts lost, it was a fun night.

You have to admit that the Jet fans had the best tailgate evah at Qualcomm.

BTW..if you ever come out east you will be shocked. hardly no police presence, 6 port-a-shitters per lot area and bottles are permitted. and we open 5 hours before kickoff. last year it was 7 hours before kickoff.hence you know where are partying capabilities came from.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-24-2008, 01:34 AM

California knows how party...

http://deancalifornialove.ytmnd.com/

**Buck** · 04-07-2009, 08:42 PM

****ing Scott Hairston.

Hes on 2nd base, with 1 out.

Batter grounds to first and First Baseman concedes the leadoff runner advancing and jogs to first base.

Scott Hairston just keeps on running and is about 2/5 the way down the basepath, gets into a pickle and is thrown out.

One of the most idiotic plays I've ever seen.

11-24-2008, 12:10 AM
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $8329900	Fun Tailgate tonight So, for once in my **in life I get one of my friends to drive to the game instead of me, so I get to get hammered. It was fun before the game, but the best part happened when I was trying to get in the gate. The line curves around this metal gate that is about waste high, so I am waiting in line and I finally get on the side of the gate that is closest to the entrance. All of the sudden I notice Padres Left Fielder Scott Hairston on the other side of the gate. I turn around to my buddy and tell im who it is. I turn to Scott Hairston and say quietly "Hey bro, I dont want to draw attention to you, but you are one of my favorite players, and you are one of the few who plays all out. I love the Padres." Coincidentally, his brother Jerry Hairston Jr., who plays for the Reds was standing right next to him. When I said I love the Padres, he said that he hated the Padres. So me, drunk as , and not remembering what team Jerry played for, spats out " THE DIAMONDBACKS!" 10 minutes later my buddy lets me know that Jerry played for the Reds, and I felt like a douchebag. After the game was over, Kevin Towers, Padres General Manager was walking right next to me, so I turned to him and Yelled, "** the Reds!" I had to make up for before. Although the Bolts lost, it was a fun night.
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11-24-2008, 12:12 AM	#2
dtebbe 3M TA3 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: SoFlo Casino cash: $9993039	I'm trying to figure out your avatar.. All I can come up with is that you have no nuts. Is that the message you are trying to get across? DT
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11-24-2008, 12:13 AM	#4
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Sammy Sosa had such a tremendous fall from grace the Cubs traded him for Jerry ****ing Hairston and won the deal...
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11-24-2008, 12:18 AM	#7
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	everyone knows Scott Hairston is roided out dude...at least he used to be...and Jerry > Scott...by a significant margin.
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11-24-2008, 12:19 AM	#9
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Chargers are still going to win this division...
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11-24-2008, 01:34 AM	#14
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	California knows how party... http://deancalifornialove.ytmnd.com/ __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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04-07-2009, 08:42 PM	#15
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $8329900	****ing Scott Hairston. Hes on 2nd base, with 1 out. Batter grounds to first and First Baseman concedes the leadoff runner advancing and jogs to first base. Scott Hairston just keeps on running and is about 2/5 the way down the basepath, gets into a pickle and is thrown out. One of the most idiotic plays I've ever seen.
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