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12-27-2015, 05:50 PM | #2 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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I admit it, I have ripped off some airy goodness at 30,000 feet.
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12-27-2015, 05:52 PM | #3 |
Debunking your bullshit
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agreed
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12-27-2015, 05:56 PM | #4 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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I did it on take off! You should have seen how fast that damn bird got up in the air!
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12-27-2015, 06:02 PM | #5 |
Politically Incorrect
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My best guess is that EVERYONE farts at least once on an airline. Have you ever smelled the air up there or see how people look when they get off a plane?
It's a methane mess
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12-27-2015, 06:03 PM | #6 |
In Search of a Life
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I have had it with these M@therF@ckin farts on this Monday to Friday train!
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12-27-2015, 06:04 PM | #7 | |
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12-27-2015, 06:05 PM | #8 |
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I used to fly on Beechcraft 1900's a lot, and those have the vents under the window next to you. So I'd put the vent on blast and crop dust the shit out of the person across the aisle from me.
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12-27-2015, 06:05 PM | #9 |
Wasted away again...
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Hey, quit stealing the (brown) thunder from my awesome poop thread!
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12-27-2015, 06:13 PM | #10 |
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On a flight back from Vegas, my buddy Jeff and I were talking and then WHAM! Someone in the row or two in front of us must have had a 12 egg omelet with all the trimmings for breakfast. Jeff looked at me and asked if I killed that, and I said hell no. In a few seconds, the ladies across the aisle got out their perfume and sprayed it over their heads and started waving the in-flight magazines around. Jeff was chuckling so one glared at him and he said, "If I had done one that good, I'd have claimed it!" She just stared at him for a moment, blinking, and kept fanning with the magazine. Thankfully, the perfume wafted over to my side of the plane because my eyes were watering. Luckily, it never happened on the flight again after that.
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12-27-2015, 06:16 PM | #11 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
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I like to eat a handful of gummy fiber pellets prior to take off
Keeps em steaming |
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12-27-2015, 06:16 PM | #12 |
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Technically if it was "surreptitious" you didn't actually "rip" anything. You queefed like a 94-year old hooker thirty seconds after a three man/six viagra train in the shuffleboard lounge at the retirement home.
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12-27-2015, 06:17 PM | #13 |
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Usually if I have to fart, I'll let the first one out to see if it smells. If nothing, I'll keep ripping them. If it smells horribly, I'll try to hold the rest in for the flight.
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12-27-2015, 06:20 PM | #14 |
Just a li'l Evel
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12-27-2015, 06:21 PM | #15 |
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I don't even know how to silent fart which is what I'm assuming happened. If I did that on the plane, it would cause turbulence.
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