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08-16-2017, 03:20 PM | #17 |
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I had a colonoscopy today, but that was actually kind of easy and my colon is as healthy as Seal Team Six. I had to fast for 36 hours before that while drinking a gallon of some sort of laxative. However, before the 36 hours, I had food poisoning that kept me from eating for another 36 hours, so this week has been rough. Things are looking up now, though.
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08-16-2017, 03:20 PM | #18 |
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In my experience that isn't in the neighborhood of a shit day.
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08-16-2017, 09:12 PM | #19 |
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Woke up this morning, my dog was dead, Someone disliked him and shot him through the head. Woke up this morning, my cat had died, I know I'll miss her, sat down and cried. Came home this evening, my hog was gone, People here don't like me, I think I'll soon move on. Now somethings happened, that would make a saint frown, I turned my back and my house burned down Read more: Nazareth - Woke Up This Morning Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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08-16-2017, 10:33 PM | #21 |
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08-16-2017, 10:34 PM | #22 |
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08-16-2017, 10:38 PM | #23 |
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I learned today that I have a healthy colon, and I developed a newfound respect for anesthesia. Anesthesia is truly miraculous.
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I am as svelte as a panther right now. And also see my earlier comment about anesthesia being a really good thing.
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08-16-2017, 11:13 PM | #25 |
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I have no proof, but the most likely suspect is a piece of cheesecake. The waitress tried to talk me into the brownie instead, but no, I felt like having cheesecake. Give me the cheesecake, I said, and put that mysterious cherry sauce on it.
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