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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 59.17%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.50%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.33%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.33%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.67%
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM  
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Oral Sex Frequency

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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Old 12-21-2014, 09:25 PM   #331
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sorry, lew. I normally don't engage him.

n00b...

Outright lying. How very holy roller of you.
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Old 12-21-2014, 09:29 PM   #332
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This thread makes me ****ing depressed. I think about the last time I got a bj. Then I think about how often that shit used to happen.

When I was 14 I was helping my dad at his shop and a guy came buy to change out the parts cleaner barrel and I remember having a conversation where he told me once you get married the bjs stop. And you know what the first two years they didn't since the baby. GONE. Very depressing my wife is fantastic at blow jobs. I'm gonna go take some melatonin and see if I can beat off before I fall asleep.
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Old 12-21-2014, 09:37 PM   #333
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This thread makes me ****ing depressed. I think about the last time I got a bj. Then I think about how often that shit used to happen.

When I was 14 I was helping my dad at his shop and a guy came buy to change out the parts cleaner barrel and I remember having a conversation where he told me once you get married the bjs stop. And you know what the first two years they didn't since the baby. GONE. Very depressing my wife is fantastic at blow jobs. I'm gonna go take some melatonin and see if I can beat off before I fall asleep.
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Old 12-21-2014, 09:37 PM   #334
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This thread makes me ****ing depressed. I think about the last time I got a bj. Then I think about how often that shit used to happen.

When I was 14 I was helping my dad at his shop and a guy came buy to change out the parts cleaner barrel and I remember having a conversation where he told me once you get married the bjs stop. And you know what the first two years they didn't since the baby. GONE. Very depressing my wife is fantastic at blow jobs. I'm gonna go take some melatonin and see if I can beat off before I fall asleep.
Have you tried talking to your wife about this?

Sometimes your significant other just needs to be reminded that you have needs and desires as well.
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Old 12-21-2014, 11:33 PM   #335
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That doesn't seem nice.
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Old 12-22-2014, 06:40 AM   #336
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Have you tried talking to your wife about this?

Sometimes your significant other just needs to be reminded that you have needs and desires as well.
Of course. Got some good pussy last night. Had to do some bitching and moaning and she came in and did all the work.
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Old 12-22-2014, 08:45 AM   #337
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Old 12-22-2014, 08:47 AM   #338
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And sometimes, multiple, like afternoon and then foreplay for the night adventure.

Americans need to start expecting this from their spouses.
Pass on that dude, I have a life. Sex and Bj's are awesome, but not twice a day every day awesome. That would be cool for a week tops IMO.
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Old 12-22-2014, 08:57 AM   #339
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I bet you have a pretty boring sex life.

A lot of Americans are too uptight about sex. Apparently you and dipshit are part of that crowd.
I talked about how much sex I got when I was a dumb kid that thought it was a feather in my cap.

Now I have way too much respect for my wife to discuss her on a message board like a conquest.

But I shouldn't judge. If thats your thing, go for it.
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Old 12-22-2014, 09:03 AM   #340
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I talked about how much sex I got when I was a dumb kid that thought it was a feather in my cap.

Now I have way too much respect for my wife to discuss her on a message board like a conquest.

But I shouldn't judge. If thats your thing, go for it.
It does seem a little bizarre. But hey, if you want to participate in an anonymous bulletin board discussion where you can lie your ass off and suggest your wife is a ravenous whore and a lovely mother in the same sentence, go for it.
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Old 12-22-2014, 09:08 AM   #341
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I talked about how much sex I got when I was a dumb kid that thought it was a feather in my cap.

Now I have way too much respect for my wife to discuss her on a message board like a conquest.

But I shouldn't judge. If thats your thing, go for it.
My wife is definitely a conquest for me, and I would brag about her all day, because for me she is perfect. I outkicked my coverage big time, she makes me a better person. She is as hot on the outside as she is beautiful on the inside, AND she gives wicked BJ's, and the sex is fantastic. That is not degrading to her its a compliment. I would have 0 issues telling any of my friends in real life the same thing I just did in this post.
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Old 12-22-2014, 02:26 PM   #342
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I talked about how much sex I got when I was a dumb kid that thought it was a feather in my cap.

Now I have way too much respect for my wife to discuss her on a message board like a conquest.

But I shouldn't judge. If thats your thing, go for it.
uptight poster is uptight.

I haven't discussed her as a conquest. My wife enjoys sex as much (maybe even more considering she initiates it as often as I do) than I do. It's actually pretty awesome because we've been together over a decade and the sex has gotten better (which obviously isn't the case for you and dress up suzie).

Just because you're not comfortable discussing sex doesn't mean others aren't.
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Old 12-22-2014, 02:28 PM   #343
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Has anybody tried swapping with their significant other? Not like swapping your wife, but swapping after you cum in her mouth.
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Old 12-22-2014, 02:28 PM   #344
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Of course. Got some good pussy last night. Had to do some bitching and moaning and she came in and did all the work.


What you're describing is fairly normal after a baby. Sometimes new parents need to be reminded that they have an intimate relationship that needs to be maintained.
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Old 12-22-2014, 02:29 PM   #345
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Has anybody tried swapping with their significant other? Not like swapping your wife, but swapping after you cum in her mouth.
I have not.

Sounds like you are an expert at it though.
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