The 10pm thread (archived) - Page 1930

crazycoffey · 11:34 PM

The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.

KurtCobain · 06-08-2011, 07:34 PM

That just doesn't make any sense.

Rams Fan · 06-08-2011, 07:47 PM

Cardinals are being no hit right now.

**Buck** · 06-08-2011, 08:20 PM

I hope they do.

Rams Fan · 06-08-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

I hope they do.

Too late.

Lance Berkman hits a HR.

MIAdragon · 06-08-2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan

Too late.

Lance Berkman hits a HR.

JFC whats got into that fat ass!?

Rams Fan · 06-08-2011, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MIAdragon

JFC whats got into that fat ass!?

St. Louis Cardinals Pixie Dust.

**Bugeater** · 06-08-2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Buck what's going on? I think you're letting this girl pull you away from this planet.

Not good.

How's everybody's day been?

Today I went to work. Then I played horseshoes and basketball. Then I started watching the town outside but the battery went dead on the pdvd player and I haven't started it back up yet. Then I ****ed my wife in the shower.

Now, I'm about to go play store and possibly a tea party afterwards! Yay!

And I haven't eaten because I'm broke as ****, and I don't get paid till friday at 12am. And somehow I don't qualify for foodstamps because I work, but people who don't work and sit on their asses doing nothing get foodstamps. wtf

Dude, don't get me started. One of the properties I take care of is "affordable" (translated: subsidized) housing. So not only are the taxes from my income helping pay for their food it's also helping pay their rent. And the best part is that they buy their kids juice boxes, soda and freezey pops with the food stamps and then send them outside where they proceed to throw the empty containers and wrappers on the grounds, and guess who gets to pick them up? So I am not only helping pay for their kids, I also get to clean up after them.

Sometimes I wonder if I'd be better off having a couple of illegitimate kids and sitting around doing nothing all day and collecting welfare, but then I look at what these people have, and then what I have, and I'll take working for a living any day of the week. It does get maddening at times though.

**Buck** · 06-08-2011, 08:59 PM

So last night I was chillin with my chick and I fall asleep at 4 something in the morning and then all of the sudden she is ****ing making me stay awake and all this shit by kissing me or whatever....I fall asleep again and she does it again, and clearly if she did this twice it meant that she wanted to have sex because why else would you purposely wake me up?

So I ripped off her clothes and had my way with her while still half asleep and I bet it was extremely disappointing on her end.

Moral of the story: If you want to have sex, good sex, then don't wait for me to fall asleep to make your move.

**Bowser** · 06-08-2011, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

So last night I was chillin with my chick and I fall asleep at 4 something in the morning and then all of the sudden she is ****ing making me stay awake and all this shit by kissing me or whatever....I fall asleep again and she does it again, and clearly if she did this twice it meant that she wanted to have sex because why else would you purposely wake me up?

So I ripped off her clothes and had my way with her while still half asleep and I bet it was extremely disappointing on her end.

Moral of the story: If you want to have sex, good sex, then don't wait for me to fall asleep to make your move.

Perhaps she was frustrated that you fell asleep before giving it to her, dummy. Find the fortitude to work up a boner and take care of your girl before she has to wake you at 4 in the morning to make sure her needs are met. Unacceptable, and Son, I am Dissapoint.

**Buck** · 06-08-2011, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Perhaps she was frustrated that you fell asleep before giving it to her, dummy. Find the fortitude to work up a boner and take care of your girl before she has to wake you at 4 in the morning to make sure her needs are met. Unacceptable, and Son, I am Dissapoint.

I'm a little tired of being the one initiating the sex every ****ing time.

I'd like her to just randomly stick her hand down my pants and start playing with it every once in a while.

**Buck** · 06-08-2011, 09:04 PM

Although I could see how it would be hard to get motivated enough to want to initiate a sexual act with me.

Crush · 06-08-2011, 09:10 PM

It looks like this is the final season of South Park.

go bo · 06-08-2011, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

Although I could see how it would be hard to get motivated enough to want to initiate a sexual act with me.

that's what alcohol is for...

**Bowser** · 06-08-2011, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck

I'm a little tired of being the one initiating the sex every ****ing time.

I'd like her to just randomly stick her hand down my pants and start playing with it every once in a while.

Have you had this conversation with her? If I'm correct, you haven't been dating her very long, right? Communication is the key.

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Originally Posted by Buck

Although I could see how it would be hard to get motivated enough to want to initiate a sexual act with me.

What the **** is this shit? Don't have this crap floating around in the back of your head! She'll pick up on your lack of confidence like a fat person finding the white gravy at a buffet line faster than she can scream "I'm just not in the mood tonight, baby. Can we just watch Grey's Anatomy? I'll take care of you next time." You're a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus! Act like it!

**Buck** · 06-08-2011, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Have you had this conversation with her? If I'm correct, you haven't been dating her very long, right? Communication is the key.

What the **** is this shit? Don't have this crap floating around in the back of your head! She'll pick up on your lack of confidence like a fat person finding the white gravy at a buffet line faster than she can scream "I'm just not in the mood tonight, baby. Can we just watch Grey's Anatomy? I'll take care of you next time." You're a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus! Act like it!

1. No I haven't said anything to her. It's not entirely true, sometimes she'll just jump me and start kissing me before I take her pants off....

2. That second post was just a joke.

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