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Woman on first date plunges to her death off 17th-floor balcony
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Another needless smoking-related death.
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The autopsy will reveal the cause of death as Lung Cancer or Alcohol poisoning.
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date went as good as a shawn Marion jumpshot.
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Why is it that after I read this, my first thought was that gif of the business guy who sets himself on fire and jumps out of the building?
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cause the planet gets memes in your head that are delicious and mean.
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Awkward conversation at the water cooler the next day:
So Bill, how'd that first date go the other night?
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Idiot date wasn't concerned for her safety. You cannot let that happen. Sitting on the railing? Punk was concerned with getting the v.
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It was going great until we got back to her place. Then it turned into a real downer.
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Does "V" stand for "Velocity"?
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Remember it isn't the fall or the distance, it's that sudden stop at the end that sucks.
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