Chiefs If Matt Cassel was... - Page 3

Hammock Parties · 01-22-2013, 11:57 PM

Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise.

If Matt Cassel was...

A dog. He would be this dog.

**DaKCMan AP** · 01-23-2013, 07:51 AM

If Matt Cassel were a country, he'd be North Korea.

Tom_A_Hawk · 01-23-2013, 07:53 AM

If Matt Cassel was an attention whore, he would be Clayton

KCUnited · 01-23-2013, 07:55 AM

If Matt Cassel was an album he'd be St. Anger.

Rambozo · 01-23-2013, 07:55 AM

If Matt Cassel was a penis, he'd be John Bobbit's.

If Matt Cassel was pudding, he would be tapioca.

If Matt Cassel were a popsicle, he would be banana flavored.

**pr_capone** · 01-23-2013, 08:07 AM

If Mark Kasl were a convict... he would be the cell block bitch.

BullJunkandIron · 01-23-2013, 08:07 AM

If Mass Casshole was a glacier he would be the one the Titanic hit. Because Mattie destroys great things.

**QuikSsurfer** · 01-23-2013, 08:10 AM

Matt Cassel takes on the stairs

**pr_capone** · 01-23-2013, 08:10 AM

If Mark Kasl were a Looney Tunes character... he would be Wile E. Coyote

**QuikSsurfer** · 01-23-2013, 08:11 AM

A usual Cassel evening

KCUnited · 01-23-2013, 08:13 AM

If Matt Cassel were a vegetable he'd be Terri Schiavo.

Ace Gunner · 01-23-2013, 08:18 AM

If Cassel were POTUS he'd be appointed by default & his name would be Gerald Ford

**notorious** · 01-23-2013, 08:19 AM

If Cassel played college ball, he would be a TE.

Oh, wait.

**BigMeatballDave** · 01-23-2013, 08:21 AM

If he were a corporation, he'd be Enron.

If he were a disease, he'd be Necrotizing fasciitis of the scrotum.

tooge · 01-23-2013, 08:21 AM

If matt cassel were a car, he'd be a yugo

Rambozo · 01-23-2013, 08:22 AM

If Matt Cassel was a kid, he would be Vern from Stand by Me.

01-22-2013, 11:57 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4750478	If Matt Cassel was... Let's take turns comparing Matt to inept things, whether they be animal, vegetable, mineral or otherwise. If Matt Cassel was... A dog. He would be this dog.
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01-23-2013, 07:51 AM	#31
DaKCMan AP Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Florida Casino cash: $6774952	If Matt Cassel were a country, he'd be North Korea. __________________
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01-23-2013, 07:53 AM	#32
Tom_A_Hawk Starter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: St. Louis Casino cash: $10005010	If Matt Cassel was an attention whore, he would be Clayton
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01-23-2013, 07:55 AM	#33
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $2328244	If Matt Cassel was an album he'd be St. Anger.
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01-23-2013, 07:55 AM	#34
Rambozo Banned Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	If Matt Cassel was a penis, he'd be John Bobbit's. If Matt Cassel was pudding, he would be tapioca. If Matt Cassel were a popsicle, he would be banana flavored. Last edited by Rambozo; 01-23-2013 at 08:04 AM..
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01-23-2013, 08:07 AM	#35
pr_capone ** SOC & ** YOU Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chiefs Hell Casino cash: $10018214	If Mark Kasl were a convict... he would be the cell block bitch.
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01-23-2013, 08:07 AM	#36
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01-23-2013, 08:10 AM	#37
QuikSsurfer Got swag? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Madison, MS Casino cash: $10008287	Matt Cassel takes on the stairs __________________
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01-23-2013, 08:11 AM	#39
QuikSsurfer Got swag? Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Madison, MS Casino cash: $10008287	A usual Cassel evening __________________
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01-23-2013, 08:13 AM	#40
KCUnited Cheat Death Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln Casino cash: $2328244	If Matt Cassel were a vegetable he'd be Terri Schiavo.
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01-23-2013, 08:18 AM	#41
Ace Gunner First Overall Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: kcmo Casino cash: $10007271	If Cassel were POTUS he'd be appointed by default & his name would be Gerald Ford __________________ The Greatest
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01-23-2013, 08:19 AM	#42
notorious Supporter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Who knows? Casino cash: $2965884	If Cassel played college ball, he would be a TE. Oh, wait.
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01-23-2013, 08:21 AM	#43
BigMeatballDave GBM 8-12-15 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dayton, Oh. Casino cash: $10052154	If he were a corporation, he'd be Enron. If he were a disease, he'd be Necrotizing fasciitis of the scrotum.
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01-23-2013, 08:21 AM	#44
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3984112	If matt cassel were a car, he'd be a yugo
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01-23-2013, 08:22 AM	#45
Rambozo Banned Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	If Matt Cassel was a kid, he would be Vern from Stand by Me.
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