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Old 08-15-2006, 11:21 PM  
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Jessica Simpson is quoted in the Times magazine (whatever the hell that is) saying that her ex husband Nick Lachey … ummm … lets see … how to sugarcoat this … has virtually no penis. Yeah, turns out there’s no way to sugarcoat that.. Jessica says:

"Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."

And two days ago, she is quoted as saying:

"Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."

I can't believe she actually said this but that is funny as hell. Poor Nick.

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Old 08-15-2006, 11:54 PM   #16
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:55 PM   #17
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Nick's current GF is pretty hot though, Vanessa Minnillo. She used to date Derek Jeter.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:57 PM   #18
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I don't really know I just find this whole thing hilarious.
She still loves him, if she was over really over him, she wouldn't say shit...when women close the door, it's closed.

Besides, I don't believe she would've married him if that was truly the case. If it didn't matter before, why does it matter now?
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:59 PM   #19
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Jessica Simpson looks pretty worn out these days......
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:01 AM   #20
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She still loves him, if she was over really over him, she wouldn't say shit...when women close the door, it's closed.

Besides, I don't believe she would've married him if that was truly the case. If it didn't matter before, why does it matter now?
IIRC, Jessica wanted to wait until they were married to have sex.
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:02 AM   #21
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IIRC, Jessica wanted to wait until they were married to have sex.

I didn't know that, then again I'm not into following celebrities...
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:06 AM   #22
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I didn't know that, then again I'm not into following celebrities...
I don't usually follow celeb stories but this one was too good to pass up.

I just looked it up, she did wait until they were married to have sex so I guess she should have tried it out before hand.
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:34 AM   #24
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any chick that would say that about her ex is a first class bitch.

doesn't matter if it's true or not


if it is ... she just shoved a knife in his heart

if it isn't ... she just shoved a knife in his back
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Nick's current GF is pretty hot though, Vanessa Minnillo. She used to date Derek Jeter.



He can get em, but he won't keep her. She needs a real man to hit it.
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I don't usually follow celeb stories but this one was too good to pass up.

I just looked it up, she did wait until they were married to have sex so I guess she should have tried it out before hand.




When I hit it, she asked if I used to play in pornos........
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Poor Jess. Folks put up with her stupidity and lack of singing talent because she was 1) hot, and 2) the girl next door with the dream marriage.
Now l'il sis has surgeried and starved her damn self hotter'n her, and Jess is just the aging divorcee.

What to do to get the spotlight again . . . What . . . to . . . dooooo?
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Poor Jess. Folks put up with her stupidity and lack of singing talent because she was 1) hot, and 2) the girl next door with the dream marriage.
Now l'il sis has surgeried and starved her damn self hotter'n her, and Jess is just the aging divorcee.

What to do to get the spotlight again . . . What . . . to . . . dooooo?
DING DING DING! We have a winner!

She's just attention whoring in the only way celebs know how: come out in the media with something that will get the average f**k stick (yes, you digler) to pay attention and start talking. "No publicity is bad publicity" anyone?
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