MU ****The OFFICIAL 2013 Mizzou Tigers Basketball Thread**** - Page 379

**Saul Good** · 01-09-2013, 08:42 PM

MIZ-SEC

**Bowser** · 03-13-2014, 01:48 PM

Mizzou fans to Frank Haith -

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-13-2014, 01:50 PM

I (unfortunately) listened to a good portion of the second half and the end of the first OT on radio as I was running errands.

I guaran****ingtee you every Haith team will end up something like this.

Ross starts out hot because he's actually willing to go inside, sets the season high for points in a half, then camps the three point line in the second half despite being built like ****ing LeBron.

Torren Jones just hammers the boards, makes efficient use of his shots on offense, and can't crack the lineup.

Jordan Clarkson has fully inherited the point shaving crown from Pressey. Traveled before a bailout call w/ 40 seconds left, bricks a FT, then throws a ****ing pass under his own basket leading to an easy steal and a bucket to tie the game. Then, he gets the ball, dribbles around like a ****tard ,and can't even get a shot off.

It's not a coincidence that as soon as that mother****er fouled out Missouri grew a lead. He's a complete ****ing abortion of a basketball player. Terrible defense, sketchy ballhandling, single digit BB IQ, can't go left, can't shoot worth a ****, can't pass, and he's a ****ing black hole to top it off.

He should not start on this team. He's C-USA trash through and through.

Clarkson's line:

3-8, 12 PTS, 2 Assts, 6 TO's, 5 PF

stonedstooge · 03-13-2014, 01:52 PM

Tomorrow could be embarrassing more so then other embarrassments

BlackHelicopters · 03-13-2014, 01:52 PM

Pure luck. No skill at all.

Pepe Silvia · 03-13-2014, 01:53 PM

Clarkson is point shaving, he always sits on the final shot, today was not the first time he did that.

**Dartgod** · 03-13-2014, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Ross starts out hot because he's actually willing to go inside, sets the season high for points in a half, then camps the three point line in the second half despite being built like ****ing LeBron.

3-11 from 3 point range. Three for ELEVEN! It should take him at least 4 games to attempt that many 3 pointers.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 03-13-2014, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by stonedstooge

Tomorrow could be embarrassing more so then other embarrassments

Best thing for the team would be for Florida to drop a buck twenty on them.

Pepe Silvia · 03-13-2014, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I (unfortunately) listened to a good portion of the second half and the end of the first OT on radio as I was running errands.

I guaran****ingtee you every Haith team will end up something like this.

Ross starts out hot because he's actually willing to go inside, sets the season high for points in a half, then camps the three point line in the second half despite being built like ****ing LeBron.

Torren Jones just hammers the boards, makes efficient use of his shots on offense, and can't crack the lineup.

Jordan Clarkson has fully inherited the point shaving crown from Pressey. Traveled before a bailout call w/ 40 seconds left, bricks a FT, then throws a ****ing pass under his own basket leading to an easy steal and a bucket to tie the game. Then, he gets the ball, dribbles around like a ****tard ,and can't even get a shot off.

It's not a coincidence that as soon as that mother****er fouled out Missouri grew a lead. He's a complete ****ing abortion of a basketball player. Terrible defense, sketchy ballhandling, single digit BB IQ, can't go left, can't shoot worth a ****, can't pass, and he's a ****ing black hole to top it off.

He should not start on this team. He's C-USA trash through and through.

Clarkson's line:

3-8, 12 PTS, 2 Assts, 6 TO's, 5 PF

I didn't think I would hate Clarkson this much but I do. Worthless basketball player.

BlackHelicopters · 03-13-2014, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Best thing for the team would be for Florida to drop a buck twenty on them.

Entirely possible

**gblowfish** · 03-13-2014, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Clarkson is point shaving, he always sits on the final shot, today was not the first time he did that.

He learned that from Phil Pressey.

Pitt Gorilla · 03-13-2014, 03:45 PM

JWIII played pretty well.

stonedstooge · 03-13-2014, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

JWIII played pretty well.

He may end up being pretty decent if he muscles up a bit and doesn't listen to Haith

KC_Connection · 03-13-2014, 05:27 PM

Jerry Palm ‏@jppalmCBS 1m
For months, my twitter feed is full of fans making the case for their team. Missouri fans are different. They absolutely BURY their team.

This doesn't surprise me considering this thread.

GloryDayz · 03-13-2014, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Jerry Palm ‏@jppalmCBS 1m
For months, my twitter feed is full of fans making the case for their team. Missouri fans are different. They absolutely BURY their team.

This doesn't surprise me considering this thread.

Welp, we calls um like we sees um!

And in this case the mother****ing dick-shit running the team, and the ****wad who hired him have buried the team all the deeper into oblivion than they've ever been before. Each day, each week, each month they postpone the inevitable, this team extends and multiplies any chance they have of getting a coach in here that can attract even the most mediocre talent. When you're a D-1 program and the best kids in your own state are treating your program like a burning AIDS bush, you really know you've hit rock bottom.

KU has the best kids in the nation praying they get a call from Bill Self, but when MIZZOU calls those same kids are SOOOOO happy they have caller ID..

That's how at least one of us sees it...

Pasta Little Brioni · 03-13-2014, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Jerry Palm ‏@jppalmCBS 1m
For months, my twitter feed is full of fans making the case for their team. Missouri fans are different. They absolutely BURY their team.

This doesn't surprise me considering this thread.

Well yeah they don't deserve it

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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8019572	I (unfortunately) listened to a good portion of the second half and the end of the first OT on radio as I was running errands. I guaran**ingtee you every Haith team will end up something like this. Ross starts out hot because he's actually willing to go inside, sets the season high for points in a half, then camps the three point line in the second half despite being built like ing LeBron. Torren Jones just hammers the boards, makes efficient use of his shots on offense, and can't crack the lineup. Jordan Clarkson has fully inherited the point shaving crown from Pressey. Traveled before a bailout call w/ 40 seconds left, bricks a FT, then throws a ing pass under his own basket leading to an easy steal and a bucket to tie the game. Then, he gets the ball, dribbles around like a tard ,and can't even get a shot off. It's not a coincidence that as soon as that motherer fouled out Missouri grew a lead. He's a complete ing abortion of a basketball player. Terrible defense, sketchy ballhandling, single digit BB IQ, can't go left, can't shoot worth a , can't pass, and he's a **ing black hole to top it off. He should not start on this team. He's C-USA trash through and through. Clarkson's line: 3-8, 12 PTS, 2 Assts, 6 TO's, 5 PF __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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