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Old 04-03-2013, 09:25 PM  
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The Joeckeling of SNR
It's happening, bitches.

For the 2013 regular season, SNR argues that rookie tackle Luke Joeckel will be responsible for allowing no fewer than 7.0 sacks, so long as he starts at least 14 games.

If he is responsible for 7.0 sacks or more during this timespan, Direckshun will have his username changed to SNR's Bitch, along with a new avatar and tagline, and work in various phrases about how cool SNR is into every one of his posts from the conclusion of Week 17 to Feb. 15th, along with transferring all his casino cash to SNR.

If Joeckel actually plays like a goddamn top rated tackle, however, and is responsible for fewer than 7.0 sacks during that timespan, SNR will have to tailor each one of his posts from Week 17 to Feb. 15th in a manner to be determined later by Direckshun, along with transferring all his casino cash to Direckshun.

(This bet can be reviewed as of April 25th if Luke Joeckel is drafted by any of the other 31 teams in the NFL, and can be modified on that date. It is also invalidated by Joeckel failing to start 14 games.)

I am sleepwalking through this one, folks.

I will take any and all suggestions for the style in which SNR should have to post.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:00 AM   #106
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Joeckel is NOT a finished product coming out of college. He honestly reminds me a lot of Jason Smith. Perhaps he won't fail as hard. In fact, he very likely won't. But I predict the NFL is going to be a shock to his system, and it will show. Hard.
you got to be kidding me. Jason Smith was/is no technician and Joeckel is definitely the most polished LT to enter the draft in awhile.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:04 AM   #107
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:05 AM   #108
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Actually, all bets will be null and void when KC passes on Joke. We should have bets on if they take him or not. Wouldn't mind sending Cockmon on a year long vacation.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:06 AM   #109
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:10 AM   #110
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I have a tendency to lose these kind of bets by miniscule amounts. Whenever I've lost a bet, I've always been correct about the purpose that was the impetus for the bet.

For example, if I lose this way to Direckshun, Joeckel will allow 6.0 or 6.5 sacks. CLEARLY I was right in that Joeckel is a fat pouty turd who is a giant fat **** of a pussy vagina dildo douche. However, my downfall was the number I picked.

I may ask Direckshun for a reconsideration on April 25th, just because you don't have to give up 7 sacks to suck hard, which is what I'm trying to say Joeckel will do.

But that's the cost. I had to pick a number big enough to entice him, but he accepted right away. I've never been any good at haggling.

We shall see. Never underestimate the suck power that is Luke Joeckel


We're starting to see the crease here, folks.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:12 AM   #111
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These two scouting reports look awwwwwwwwwwfully similar to me...
In what humanly possible way are those two reports similar?

There's the two-point stance negative, and that's it.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:14 AM   #112
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My ears are wide open.

I'm negotiating my fourth bet right now on this exact same issue in PMs.

You guys have gone full reerun on Joeckel because you can't stand this team passing on Geno Smith.

My job, as it has ever been, is to expose the overreaction for what it is.

And I am going to make this place a ****ing circus.
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:14 AM   #113
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Old 04-04-2013, 09:15 AM   #114
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you got to be kidding me. Jason Smith was/is no technician and Joeckel is definitely the most polished LT to enter the draft in awhile.
Define awhile.
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