Poison Ivy

[philfree]

Damn it to hell I got in the Ivy and it sucks. Bad! I haven't had a bad case of Poison Ivy since I was a kid. It's on both arms, both legs, a bump or two on my stomach, in my ear, a spot on my forehead and yes it's on my dick.

Fooooooooooock!

[HonestChieffan]

try to ignore it.

[philfree]

Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

try to ignore it.

LOL yeah no shit. I ordered some of this http://www.allstop.com/poison-ivy/po...ent/index.html

It's made by Q-Based solutions the thing is I need it yesterday. It cost more to overnight it then the product it's self.

[cookster50]

Chop off your junk, then it won't itch.

[philfree]

Originally Posted by cookster50

Chop off your junk, then it won't itch.

No.

What do you cook anyway? Meth?

[blaise]

I hate it. I can't get near it without getting it. If I see I have it I wipe off every door handle and light switch with a Clorox wipe and wash anything I might have worn, twice.

[WhawhaWhat]

[philfree]

Originally Posted by blaise

I hate it. I can't get near it without getting it. If I see I have it I wipe off every door handle and light switch with a Clorox wipe and wash anything I might have worn, twice.

Yeah I need to go wipe down my steering wheel along with everything in the house. I'm going to throw away my gloves, shovel and trimmers too because they are probably covered it the urushiol. The problem is theat shit is all over my fence and growing up a red oak tree out back. I'm going to have to find someone to remove that shit. At this point I don't want to get near it.

[Msmith]

All those counter medicines for poison ivy are not really effective. The only way to overcome to itch is to endure it for seven days. And it takes a real man to do this.

[philfree]

Originally Posted by Msmith

All those counter medicines for poison ivy are not really effective. The only way to overcome to itch is to endure it for seven days. And it takes a real man to do this.

The Ivarest helps a little but that real man bullshit is just that. And it's not like a person would have a choice in the matter. Real man

[ElGringo]

Poison Ivy...been there done that, at this point, no big deal. Right now am on bed rest with dengue (breakbone) fever. Still have the rash covering my whole body, but the worst bone pain you can imagine. Wanna trade?

[BoneKrusher]

been there, done that...this sucks.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Originally Posted by philfree

Damn it to hell I got in the Ivy and it sucks. Bad! I haven't had a bad case of Poison Ivy since I was a kid. It's on both arms, both legs, a bump or two on my stomach, in my ear, a spot on my forehead and yes it's on my dick.

Fooooooooooock!

You have my deepest sympathies. I am so allergic to that devil plant, I itch just seeing the words "poison ivy." You might try popping a benedryl when you go to bed, and I've gone so far as to pour straight bleach on affected areas, except for my junk.

[philfree]

Originally Posted by ElGringo

Poison Ivy...been there done that, at this point, no big deal. Right now am on bed rest with dengue (breakbone) fever. Still have the rash covering my whole body, but the worst bone pain you can imagine. Wanna trade?

My condolences but no trade.

[rockymtnchief]

I'd been around poison ivy a million times hiking/biking and never got so much as an itch. I figured everyone was just being a pussy when they got the itch. Then one day I got it while mtn biking all over the back of my thigh. I was like a dog that with fleas...scratch scratch scratch. I'm not so lax around the stuff anymore. Good luck to you.