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Old 07-11-2008, 03:18 PM  
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In Deep Kaka And Need Help Fast Thread!!!

Okay ... we just had new carpet installed in my home office and I dropped some gum on the floor and stepped on it. I need to get this cleaned up before the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX gets home and she'll be here in an hour.

I google up some stuff, then I did a web search that says use ice. I only have one shot at this and I have to get it right. Any Planeteers know how to do this? Is ice the best?

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:50 PM   #61
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Does human vomit contain enzymes? Because I'm about to do that.

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:52 PM   #62
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Okay. I got a lot of it out. This isn't looking too bad, actually. BP is going down, somewhat. Going for more ice. And a huge glass of tea. That way, if she walks in and sees all these bags of ice, I'll have an excuse for that. Thinking ahead, now.

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:53 PM   #63
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I just noticed that the compressed air can now has gum on it, too. And, when I set it down on my desk I got a gum transfer to the wood. Shit.

There is friggin' gum everywhere.

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:54 PM   #64
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:56 PM   #65
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Old 07-11-2008, 03:57 PM   #66
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Okay. I need to calm down. Here's the situation ... I have partially frozen gum in the carpet. I have gum on the putty knife, under my fingernails, on my desk, and on a can of compressed air. There has to be a rational explanation that makes perfect sense. I just need to think of it. If only there were such a thing as gum monsters. Maybe the seizure idea isn't so bad, after all.

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:58 PM   #67
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I just noticed that the compressed air can now has gum on it, too. And, when I set it down on my desk I got a gum transfer to the wood. Shit.

There is friggin' gum everywhere.

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How can one friggin' piece of gum get so friggin' big in such a short time? Jesus.

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Old 07-11-2008, 03:59 PM   #69
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Okay. I need to calm down. Here's the situation ... I have partially frozen gum in the carpet. I have gum on the putty knife, under my fingernails, on my desk, and on a can of compressed air. There has to be a rational explanation that makes perfect sense. I just need to think of it. If only there were such a thing as gum monsters. Maybe the seizure idea isn't so bad, after all.

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Ok man...you've got 20 minutes left. Breathe.

Finish freezing the gum on the carpet and work on getting that out. Then start freezing the gum on the desk and work that off.

Then STOP PUTTING THE GUM EVERYWHERE!!!!!
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:00 PM   #70
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Just called the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX. She's dropping by a friend's house on the way home to hand off some clothes. I have, at least, another 30 minutes. Awesome.

Going for more ice.

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Old 07-11-2008, 04:00 PM   #71
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You need a can of freon, not compressed air. Try Radio Shack.
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Old 07-11-2008, 04:01 PM   #73
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No time.

Need ice.

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I wonder whether or not FAX will still be alive when I get home?
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Need ice.

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Won't work.
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