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Went skinny dipping in Lake Luverne at Iowa State University. Needless to say that I spent the night in jail for public intoxication. Also, pissed in the corner of my girlfriend's sorority in their formal living room. She was not happy. Ah good times.
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My freshman year at (university) my friends and I got the late night munchies after a full day and night of drinking and smoking enough ganja to make even Bob Marley look like a non-smoker.
Anyways, so someone gets the bright idea of raiding the campus cafeteria. It's 3AM and we figured there'd be no way we'd get into the cafeteria, but we go ahead and try anyways. Out of sheer luck or stupidity, one of the doors to the cafeteria is actually left unlocked! So, we did what wewere set there to do- raid the cafeteria! We took everything we could get our hands on- mostly food. I, at that time, fortunately had one of those mini-fridges back at my room, so I took stuff out of the fridge while the other guys mostly took the dry food. A week later, same kind of night- all of us stoned and drunk and stumbling around campus when one of the guys suggest we try and raid the cafeteria again. Most of us decided against the idea since it'd been done before and the university already knew about our previous raid. We all agreed that if the doors were all locked, we'd just go home hungry. So, we stealthily meander over to the cafeteria making sure no-one was watching. A few of the guys went around the building to check the doors when all of a sudden one of the dudes starts screaming and comes running around the side of the building being chased by security in, of all things, a freakin' golf cart! And then we hear another scream and another one of our buddies comes racing around the other side of the building- also being chased by security in a golf cart. I didn't know whether or not to laugh or run. We all did what we had to do- RUN! The entire race back home I was laughing so hard with tears streaming down my eyes. There must have been a dozen of us and the two security cops simply focused on a single guy while the rest of us raced on laughing.... None of us ever got caught, and we never went near the cafeteria again, at night.
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01-14-2005, 05:27 PM | #52 |
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This is kinda funny...
Our sophomore year we went to this party in town... so it was a mix of college kids and "townies". We knew a good number of folks, but my roommate was hitting on this girl and really trying to work it. About an hour later, we saw some friends out in the street talking by a jeep. There's this guy in the jeep with the chic my buddy was hitting on and they looked like they had been in "deep discussions". The girl gets out and goes to the house. This guy proceeds to tell us how he took the girl to get smokes and on the way to store, she blew him and took it all. We all sat out there for about 20 minutes drinking beers and decided we were going to another party. My buddy comes out and is a bit upset we're leaving... Well, it turns out the girl found him inside (she was kinda drunk) and decided to warm up to his advances. He was making out with her not 15 minutes after going down on this guy. We were laughing our asses off and said "just get in the car, dude, we're outta here". We got to the next party... still laughing ... so we told the tale. My buddy spent the next 2 minutes hurling on the street. Classic.
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I have so many stupid drunken stories...
ENDelt - if we ever have the chance to meet, we'll swap stories over a case (or 2) of beer. If the kids go to bed early enough, I'll come back and post a few. One more quick one... I went to a small liberal arts college, so the community was very close. We couldn't have beer on campus until my senior year. Also, we were in a dry county and a road trip for beer was an hour round trip. Anyway - this was either my sophomore or junior year, but me and a buddy made the trek to get beer and we bought for several people. We get out of the car with a huge cooler filled with 4-5 cases of beer, the rest was in the car. We're carrying the cooler between the dorms and apartments on campus when the RD stops us .. at 7pm on a Friday night. She took the cooler (with her husband's help) and told us she would write us up and was taking the cooler to the Dean of Students house down the road. We were freaking out. Then, we learned the Dean and his family were gone for the weekend. On a whim, we cruised by his house... and found the cooler and a note on his back porch. So, we took both. That Monday, I got a call to the Dean's office... I admitted to getting busted, but denied the recovery of the beer. He smiled and said "first warning on the beer... and don't visit my house anymore". I was stressed, but he was a cool guy. He later (the following year) appointed me Chief Justice of the Student Honor Court for some odd reason.
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01-14-2005, 05:47 PM | #54 | |
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ENDelt - did you say you live in Tucson in another thread?
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01-14-2005, 06:06 PM | #56 |
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I don't know if this is funny or not, but I got attacked by a red-tailed hawk when I was in college. I was out in the middle of nowhere Kansas on a long bike ride. I was heading home when I noticed this shadow following me. I looked over my shoulder repeatedly, trying to figure out what it was when all of a sudden, the godd*mn hawk jumps on my head. Of course, I freaked out, not knowing what it was yet.
That fucking bird kept landing on my head for about five miles. Scratched the crap out of my head and tore up my shirt. I later asked some ornithology geek WTF it was thinking. He told me that some birds get really aggressive if they perceive a threat near their nest. I can only assume that it was a female protecting her nest or something. Or she hated dirty legs.
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I was at a party, we were hanging outside on the porch and two naked guys walked up and started having a conversation with some of us. Then they decided to continue on their way down the street... naked.
I was at a different party at the same house, it was cold outside, so we were all inside. Actually, I was home with my underage friends playing poker while others were at the bars. They called me needing a ride to the party, so I went. I didn't drink, but I have never laughed so hard as I did that night. This one might turn out to be me rambling adding info that may or may not be interesting: I was having a heart-to-heart at the bar in the "den" with my increasingly drunken roommate. He was mixing drinks for people- pretty much just putting whatever he could find into them. One of them had pineapple juice, rootbeer schnapps, everclear, and at least two or three more things that I didn't see him put in there. It was pretty funny to watch people try to drink it. Then these two guys sat down at the piano and proceeded to compose a beautiful 30 minute sonata. During which, I said to my roommate how the music was making me want to take my clothes off. Later, he told the two guys what I had said, and they asked excitedly if I would take my clothes off if they played again. I said, no, the moment had passed, I was no longer feeling it. (My roommate wasn't supposed to have told them what I had said). So they asked if they took their pants off and played a song, would I take mine off? I was curious to see if they'd do it, so I said "maybe". They proceeded to take their pants off and go play another, not-so-clothing-removal-worthy song. Three other people who were in the room decided it would be a good time to take their pants off as well. One of which was my roommate (who is very shy when it comes to clothing removal). I was laughing so hard at this point, I was on the floor. They were a little dissappointed when I didn't remove any clothing, but they were having enough fun that it didn't matter too much to them. I wish I'd had a camera. The two pantless guys playing piano with three other pantless people dancing around was priceless. |
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Two gay piano players... go figure.
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I don't know if this is a college story or not, but at last years K-State vs KU game, at Manhattan, someone snuck a couple live chickens in to the student section. They were spray painted blue, and they were running around the bleachers. It was quite amusing. I guess its more of a college sports story. I don't have many college stories, as I never went to college.
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