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09-27-2008, 10:01 PM | Topic Starter |
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I've been cleaning out my den and having a couple of drinks when I found this old diatribe of a poem I wrote many years ago.
(At the time, I was a Charles Bukowki fan, and this was my attempt to emulate him): Flush “Here I sit all broken-hearted. I came to shit, but hardly farted.” I found this stamped in a faded black marker on the stall door “Here I sit all broken-hearted. I came to shit, but hardly farted.” I continued to read it over and over again. “Here I sit…” “….came to shit.” It was the only thing to read other than Holly’s phone number and how some dude promised future shitters like me that she would give us a good time “…broken-hearted” “…hardly farted.” It’s over I’m through with the reading of bathroom stink poetry I pull up my trousers and flush I didn’t shit I didn’t fart I was too goddamn drunk to stand up and pee. |
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09-27-2008, 10:03 PM | #2 |
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Someone's had more than, "a couple of drinks."
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09-27-2008, 10:05 PM | #3 |
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Okay, you got me.
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09-27-2008, 10:06 PM | #4 |
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Composition and theme tightly connected: Both are shit. Congrats!
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09-27-2008, 10:10 PM | #5 |
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Well...uhhh...thank you.
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09-27-2008, 10:07 PM | #6 |
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You crazy mother****er.
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09-27-2008, 10:11 PM | #7 |
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"Don't throw cigarette butts in our toliets. We don't sh*t in your ash trays."
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