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Hypothetical Gladiator Situation
Imagine that President Bush reinstitutes gladiatorial matches (hey, you didn't predict Iraq, either...). A random person gets selected by lottery, and they get thrown into a 50 x 50 foot arena against a random animal. Due to PETA lawsuits, the person is unarmed.
This is not a battle to the death, but rather a 20-minute timed bout. After 20 minutes, any survivors are pulled from the ring and receive a free new government-built home, den, cave, nest, or kennel in New New Orleans. Now assume that you're the unlucky sot whose name gets drawn from the nationwide hat. What animal would you be most bummed about seeing emerge from the animal locker room? |
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