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08-25-2014, 10:02 PM | #31 |
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08-25-2014, 10:03 PM | #32 |
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DAMN...that's like more than two cans. Sicko
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08-25-2014, 10:05 PM | #33 |
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08-25-2014, 10:10 PM | #34 |
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In my early 20's a group of people including myself, would try the Ben and Jerry's Vermonster challenge. It was something like 30 scoops of ice cream, a bunch of toppings, a huge brownie, and a couple of bananas all served in one tub. You and 3 others had to eat all of it in one sitting. Out if the same tub. About half way through you'd be watching melted ice cream dripping back in the tub off the knuckles of your comrades. We had like. 3 or 4 groups at a time. The groups that would finish would always barf in the parking lot. For some insane, self hating reason(same gene that made me a Chiefs fan), we did this like 3 or 4 times
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08-25-2014, 10:14 PM | #35 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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I graduated with this girl who was a fat ass. She rode my bus. In the morning, she would bring a bucket of sour cream and eat it with a spoon. She would follow this by washing it down with that Cheese Whiz shit that came in the spray can. Whenever someone talked to her about being fat, she would always be like, "I'm fat because of my medicine!" No.... she was fat because she ate like a dipshit.
To go along with this, I recall her and this other fat chick who rode my bus getting into a heated argument that almost became a full-fledged fight....the reason being, the sour cream eating fat girl wouldn't share any of her sour cream with the other fat girl. It was pretty funny. Last edited by rico; 08-25-2014 at 10:51 PM.. |
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08-25-2014, 10:16 PM | #36 |
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I love fat kid stories. Here are mine:
1. 6 college kids who are 19-20 living in a house in Springfield. Every Monday night during football season, we would go to Wal-Mart and each of us would get a 2-liter of fruit soda (orange, strawberry, grape, etc), a rotisserie chicken, and a bag of chips. Not like a snack-size bag, but a full bag. 2. Same era, but for Chiefs' games, we would go to Little Caesar's and each person would get a $5 pizza and crazy bread. 3. A couple years later, I was living in KC with friends still at MO State. We would visit them once or twice a semester and we would drink Friday night and then to sober ourselves up on Saturday, we'd hit up a KFC buffet. We'd always end up somehow stealing enough chicken to gorge ourselves later that night while drunk again. ---Side note: Very lucky that we played racquetball religiously or we would have all been obese.--- 4. Fogo de Chao. Every single year, a group of us go there and a few of us guys decide to turn it into a pigfest. Our last visit lasted 3 hours. Bonus: I took a shit at the 1.5 hour mark. 5. First time I got high I spent $25 at QuikTrip on food. 6. Ultimate fat day: Drunk at 5am, went to Chubby's on Broadway. Wake up at 3pm and go to Dairy Queen. High at 9pm and ordered pizza and Chinese food. If I live past 30, it'll be amazing.
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08-25-2014, 10:21 PM | #37 |
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08-25-2014, 10:29 PM | #38 |
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I have a buddy who used to have a penchant for picking up the fattest chick in any club.
(Beer was clearly the problem). I'd try to intervene by asking him how many fingers I was holding up. If I flashed 3 he said 2, 2 was 1. The guy was hopeless... The fattest thing he did was a 350 lb boar masquerading as a woman. He swears to this day "she had great tits". |
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08-25-2014, 10:35 PM | #41 |
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08-25-2014, 10:39 PM | #42 |
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My cousins used to have this bad ass chinese buffet by their house and we used to tear it up. Well the first time i went my cousins were telling me how they would put at least 2 pounds of shrimp on their plate, they used to clean them out. So as were walking in the owner saw us and looked like he wanted to shit his pants.
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08-25-2014, 10:39 PM | #43 |
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You guys all beat me, but I'll admit that any time I buy a Marie Callender's Lemon Meringue Pie, the only reason I stop eating once I open it up is shame. I can sometimes stretch it out to three servings, but usually not.
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08-25-2014, 10:47 PM | #44 |
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I would order a bacon sonic double cheeseburger and some jalapeño poppers. Guess what I did? Threw about 3 to 4 of those poppers on the burger and destroyed it. Amazing.
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08-25-2014, 10:51 PM | #45 |
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I used to routinely eat 3 Bacon and Tomato sandwiches (with mayo) for dinner. I haven't had a single one this year. Sniff.
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