Poop If you dont get this POS server fixed - Page 7

MTG#10 · 11-06-2010, 01:54 PM

Im leaving forever.

*que Curly Bill

**kysirsoze** · 11-06-2010, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers

I know at peak times, especially after a loss this place is hard to get on but during the week this should not be happening... Still think it may be a bad stick of ram or a hard drive beginning to stick and fail

I know this is true, but it boggles my mind. After a win I want to crack a beer and get on here to celebrate. After a loss I want to drown my sorrows alone. The last thing I want is to come and wallow in it.

R8RFAN · 11-06-2010, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kysirsoze

I know this is true, but it boggles my mind. After a win I want to crack a beer and get on here to celebrate. After a loss I want to drown my sorrows alone. The last thing I want is to come and wallow in it.

Damn what a coincidence, about the only time I want to come here is after you lose

RJ · 11-06-2010, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

If it gets you out of here we ought to replace it with an Atari gaming system.

Instant Classic.

JD10367 · 11-06-2010, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I actually asked DaFace to neuter me. I wanted to see what it was like.

It's like being married.

JD10367 · 11-06-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BossChief

I propose a "SAVE THE AIDS TREE" fund raiser.

I have a nice Chiefs leather coat that I don't wear anymore, but is a custom made one of a kind coat I would donate for a raffle or just outright bidding with proceeds going towards the planets new server if it would help.

How about Official t-shirts? A flaming AIDS tree being crashed into by a guy drinking antifreeze.

Reerun_KC · 11-06-2010, 10:01 PM

Deface or Austinchief. I have 3 sr level 6+ year php/mysql devs sitting on the bench. If you pm me some contact info. I can see on Monday if I can donate their time to fix the db issues.

MTG#10 · 11-06-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

How much money did you donate? It's not free to keep this site up. It's actually pretty ****ing expensive.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass you weirdo.

Lol go **** yourself cumstain. This thread was to be taken in jest dimwit.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-06-2010, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Here's a picture of me and Chiefsplanet with it actually taking posts and running on 1/8/02

Blast from the past.

You look like an atheist.

**Dave Lane** · 11-07-2010, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

It's a hosted server, so we're not talking so much purchasing a new server as renting it.

Jeez why not just buy one. Seriously you can pick up a beast for $400-600 bucks. And rackspace / bandwidth for $100 a month EASY.

**Dave Lane** · 11-07-2010, 08:28 AM

Here's a hoss of a server for $400

http://cgi.ebay.com/Dell-PowerEdge-2...0#ht_500wt_922

**cabletech94** · 11-07-2010, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

It's like being married.

to Donger?

**BigRedChief** · 11-07-2010, 09:33 AM

I've been in our current server and I'm with Daface, hardware could improve the performance but I think the main issue is the database. It's a mySQL DB. I have a Microsoft DBA certification but I didn't have the experience to get get into the DB and see about tuning a mySQL DB. So, if its some simple setting that needs to be changes, I think we would have found it by now.

I think we would benefit from a mySQL guru looking at the schema and seeing if its a config setting thats causing the DB to hang query's.

GloryDayz · 11-07-2010, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Would money actually solve the issues? If so, there should be a fund raiser.

Hmmmm, at a bar?

**Buck** · 04-22-2013, 03:34 PM

MTG#10 · 04-22-2013, 03:35 PM

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