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01-19-2013, 02:46 PM | #2 |
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Te'o never had a real girlfriend, but is ****ed anyway.
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01-19-2013, 02:47 PM | #3 |
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01-19-2013, 02:47 PM | #4 |
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He said his girlfriend died. It turns out the girlfriend never existed. He now says he met her online only and that he's the victim of a hoax.
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01-19-2013, 02:50 PM | #5 |
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He's fallen all the way to the 3rd pick.
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01-19-2013, 03:01 PM | #7 |
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she is from the niagra falls area
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01-19-2013, 03:15 PM | #8 |
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How does a good looking kid fall in love with an imaginary lover?
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01-19-2013, 03:17 PM | #9 |
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If only somewhere in the world someone...anyone... was writing or talking about this to gain more understanding.
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01-19-2013, 03:22 PM | #10 |
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01-19-2013, 03:27 PM | #11 |
I'm with the banned.
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Can someone fill me in on the story of the JFK assassination? I'd appreciate just a quick synopsis of the facts.
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01-19-2013, 03:31 PM | #12 |
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01-19-2013, 03:31 PM | #13 |
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01-19-2013, 04:03 PM | #14 |
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot OVER!
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Dude is gay. All of a sudden he is in the running for the Heisman. Dude says: Oh shit they are gonna find out I am gay unless i produce a girlfriend. Dude makes up girlfriend and says they chat online nightly, says he touched her hand once. Then says she died of Leukemia the same day that his Grandma died. He was hoping this surreal story would up his Heisman chances. Dude is still gay and didnt win the heisman. Dude wants to touch the Heisman trophy winners hand. Now national media has found out girlfriend never existed. Dude says: oh shit! Dude still wants to touch Heisman trophy winners hand. Dude is still gay! NTTIAWT
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01-19-2013, 04:04 PM | #15 |
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Youre a raiders fan. Of course youre stupid.
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