ChiefsPlanet Who should be CP's 2013 King of the N00bs? Time to vote. - Page 11

**BigRedChief** · 01:57 AM

The Academy will close this poll and declare a "The King of the n00bs" winner at 2:00 pm on Saturday central time.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2013 King of the N00bs!

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.

All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" or worthy N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267334

2012 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:

2012 King of the n00bs: Sorter
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112, Griswald etc.
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Aussiechiefsfan:
From Mr. Flopnuts (Aussiechiefsfan campaign manager)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I'm suspending cash for votes currently. May bring it back, but for now I'm putting it on the shelf.

theelusiveeightrop:

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog

For voting reward for theelusiveeightrop, contact lewdog post vote with a Private Message

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun

Will disperse Casino cash out until I am out if you vote for theelusiveeightrop.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

It may be too late for this, but if thelusiveeightrop (what the **** does that even mean?) wins this, I will donate all of my casino cash to be distributed evenly amongst those that vote for him. I'm not even sure how much I have. 2 or 3 hundred million? I can't see it from my phone.

But he must win or no deal.
Posted via Mobile Device

Edit - shit, $376 million!

**Rausch** · 11-05-2013, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog

The world has to change with us. We must stop worldwide handouts!

Follow along n00b!

Calling a long time member a n00b with a following insult pretty much demands a handle change.

That's just wrong.

In real life that'd be a cock-punch and a taxi cab ride home...

**TimBone** · 11-05-2013, 10:03 PM

If I win, I will ensure Alex Smith is no longer the starting quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs next year.

**Shogun** · 11-05-2013, 10:03 PM

Mr Flopnuts supports a man who wants to take posting jobs from Americans. How can you support that?

**BigRedChief** · 11-05-2013, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog

I've got $58 million.

Mine is not committed to anyone.

MOhillbilly · 11-05-2013, 10:03 PM

Prison bitch joined in 2012 and was nominated by myself last year.

**Rausch** · 11-05-2013, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun

So you want to know about theelusiveeightrop? He is one bad mother****er, I'm not even sure my brain can put together a couple sentences before ****ing exploding, that's how explosive of a poster he is. He is absolutely everything you'd want in a n00b of the year. I once saw him rip a mans dick off using a lobster claw and a pair of goddamned tongs. Everything he says is like hes ear ****ing you with his dick fingers that feel like dynamite. I won't sit here and and say, "Vote for theelusiveeightrop, He's the biggest American Patriot in this contest "*Cough, cough Aussie* I don't need to go in to how big of a true American this fine man is. But who are you going to vote for, some foriegner? That is not very American at all. Plenty of times this country has voted for the wrong person and I say that stops today.

That makes me want to rheps you - not plug him...

Cephalic Trauma · 11-05-2013, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

Prison bitch joined in 2012 and was nominated by myself last year.

Same with Aussie. Figures that a native of a former prison colony would cheat the ****ing system.

**007** · 11-05-2013, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan

Just remember who originally nominated you

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-05-2013, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun

Mr Flopnuts supports a man who wants to take posting jobs from Americans. How can you support that?

Aussie is a Royals fan as well. I support his campaign for the same reason I supported yours. He's the best N00b for the job. You should umderstand this grass roots campaign better than most. I'm shamed you've been bribed by the crown.

**BigRedChief** · 11-05-2013, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun

So you want to know about theelusiveeightrop? He is one bad mother****er, I'm not even sure my brain can put together a couple sentences before ****ing exploding, that's how explosive of a poster he is. He is absolutely everything you'd want in a n00b of the year. I once saw him rip a mans dick off using a lobster claw and a pair of goddamned tongs. Everything he says is like hes ear ****ing you with his dick fingers that feel like dynamite. I won't sit here and and say, "Vote for theelusiveeightrop, He's the biggest American Patriot in this contest "*Cough, cough Aussie* I don't need to go in to how big of a true American this fine man is. But who are you going to vote for, some foriegner? That is not very American at all. Plenty of times this country has voted for the wrong person and I say that stops today.

Excellent post. Because you are a former King of the Noobs and LewDog is bringing the passion. And maybe make the race a little closer. I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.

Raiderhater · 11-05-2013, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog

And you are voting to expand our shit procedures to other countries with a vote for handout grabbing Aussie. How can you not see the parallels here!?

Exactly. We can't let anyone get ahead of us in this world. We have to keep everyone at or below our level.

A vote for Australian handouts is a vote for American supremacy.

**lewdog** · 11-05-2013, 10:07 PM

Well it's time for me to go to bed. I actually HAVE a job.

MOhillbilly · 11-05-2013, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson

If I win, I will ensure Alex Smith is no longer the starting quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs next year.

Why the **** is your rep green? You suck noob, drink a gallon of dick juice and die in a aids fire.

AussieChiefsFan · 11-05-2013, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma

Same with Aussie. Figures that a native of a former prison colony would cheat the ****ing system.

I actually laughed at that one. That's a good one

Not actually all my ancestors were convicts, but that's a story for another time.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 11-05-2013, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru

Just remember who originally nominated you

You will be my CO manager. Not asst. CO!

View Poll Results: Who is the 2013 King of the N00bs?
AlexSmithDynasty	2	1.37%
AussieChiefsfan	62	42.47%
Chris616	5	3.42%
Dingleberry	2	1.37%
Flybone McTimmerson	6	4.11%
Mavericks Ace	13	8.90%
Prison Bitch	3	2.05%
theelusiveeightrop	26	17.81%
Tribal Elder	4	2.74%
No n00b is worthy	19	13.01%
Obligatory Gaz option	4	2.74%
Voters: 146. You may not vote on this poll

11-05-2013, 10:03 PM	#152
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	If I win, I will ensure Alex Smith is no longer the starting quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs next year.
Posts: 18,096

11-05-2013, 10:03 PM	#155
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	Prison bitch joined in 2012 and was nominated by myself last year. __________________ True Son of Liberty
Posts: 23,371

11-05-2013, 10:07 PM	#162
lewdog Mod Team Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Valley of the hot as **** Casino cash: $1941900	Well it's time for me to go to bed. I actually HAVE a job.
Posts: 45,566