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09-24-2011, 07:25 PM | #16 |
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Does it count if you kill the hooker and take her money?
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09-24-2011, 07:25 PM | #17 |
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Some are free.
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09-24-2011, 07:25 PM | #18 |
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09-24-2011, 07:26 PM | #19 |
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I remember the night, after a game. (I was working for one of the pro sports teams in KC at the time.)
I met with some of the other sales staff and players at a bar. I was still in my suit/tie and I just received my first cocktail from the bartender when one of my co-workers sauntered over and said, "Hey man, that chick over there just told me she wants to blow you." I replied, "Yeah, right." (The staff and I used to pull jokes/pranks on each other all the time.) "No, I'm serious." "If you're so serious, then you tell her to come tell me herself." "All right." He walks over to the other end of the bar and a few minutes later this cute blonde girl walks sheepishly over and stands next to my barstool and whispers, "He's not lying." Needless to say, I didn't finish my drink and walked out of the stadium bar with her, into the parking lot, where she went down on me like a wet dog in heat. Ohhhhhhh, how I long for another moment like that to happen again.
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09-24-2011, 07:26 PM | #20 |
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09-24-2011, 07:26 PM | #21 |
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Okay, I see. Former dating partners don't count. In that case, I bat 0.
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09-24-2011, 07:27 PM | #22 |
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09-24-2011, 07:27 PM | #23 |
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My favorite story, though, is meeting a girl at Chili's for a white chocolate volcano cake and 30 minutes later she was sucking my dick.
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09-24-2011, 07:28 PM | #24 |
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09-24-2011, 07:28 PM | #25 |
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No. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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09-24-2011, 07:29 PM | #26 |
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I DID have a girl drive 2 hours in shitty weather for some awful sex. But I bought her dinner. I felt bad.
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09-24-2011, 07:29 PM | #27 |
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09-24-2011, 07:29 PM | #28 |
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09-24-2011, 07:33 PM | #29 |
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09-24-2011, 07:56 PM | #30 |
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