Laundry room etiquette. - Page 3

**Rain Man** · 01:57 PM

My wife and I live in a house that has a basement apartment, which we rent out. Our current tenant is a young woman in her 20s. (And no, I can't share any pictures without revealing the location of the hidden cameras.)

As part of her tenancy, she gets to use our laundry room, which surprisingly enough contains a washer and a dryer. Occasionally, like today for example, I go down to do the laundry and discover some of her clothes in the washer and/or dryer.

If the machines are running, then obviously I just put my laundry down and wait. My dilemna is what to do if the machines are finished. Sometimes she (like me) will start her laundry and then leave for a while. What do I do? (See poll above.) As an important note, her laundry often includes "unmentionables."

And by the way, stealing her underwear is out of the question, because I'd be the only suspect.

DanT · 07-10-2005, 05:44 PM

You should put a laundry basket down there by the two machines and put a sign on it that says, "If you don't want me to move your clothes after they are done (and you friggin' forget them, once again, you friggin' blankety-blank), put this basket up...side down"

**luv** · 07-10-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

And that's a damn fine rule to live by ... unless you have some sort of weird fetish, like poking people in the eye or something.

4th and Long · 07-10-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite

OUCHIES!

**luv** · 07-10-2005, 05:48 PM

Well, I'm off to go make spaghetti. Have fun.

4th and Long · 07-10-2005, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite

Well, I'm off to go make spaghetti. Have fun.

OOWWWWWUUUUH!!!!!!!

Come back here so I can poke you again!

OK ... that just sounded wrong ...

**Iowanian** · 07-10-2005, 06:26 PM

Have your wife switch out her boulder-holders and all should be fine.

Whats she do when she finds your 1979 whitie-tighties in there?

**Bowser** · 07-10-2005, 07:22 PM

Ahh, yes. Of 131 votes, there are 107 perverts lurking about.

Actually, I'm shocked that number isn't higher.

milkman · 07-10-2005, 08:20 PM

I'm not sure why you have this problem.

You are married, right?

Laundry is one of the reasons God invented wives.
I stopped doing laundry 17 years ago, when I got married.

If you believe that, I also have some oceanfront property in Arizona for sale!

ClevelandChief · 07-10-2005, 08:23 PM

wrap the thongs around your cock and beat off into the machine containing her clothes.

PastorMikH · 07-10-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SideWinder

I'm not sure why you have this problem.

You are married, right?

Laundry is one of the reasons God invented wives.
I stopped doing laundry 17 years ago, when I got married.

Sidewinder does pose an interesting question here. Why would Rainman be doing the laundry in the first place?

pink · 07-10-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

Have your wife switch out her boulder-holders and all should be fine.

i agree. then just either tell her your wife took them out of the dryer or leave a note that she did. if i were the tenant i'd be fine with another woman taking my clothes out of the dryer, especially if it weren't my dryer. and i'd also get the message that i need to better remember not to leave them. if you leave her clothes in the dryer and just wait, you are sending her the message that it's no big deal, when obviously it is somewhat of one.

sorry, maybe you didn't want a serious answer?

**Saul Good** · 07-10-2005, 10:16 PM

If she were that worried about the possibility of you touching her clothes, she would either remove her laundry immediately or not use your machines in the first place. You could do something really wierd like asking her instead of posting a poll on a Chiefs Website, but that wouldn't be much fun.

go bo · 07-10-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

If she were that worried about the possibility of you touching her clothes, she would either remove her laundry immediately or not use your machines in the first place. You could do something really wierd like asking her instead of posting a poll on a Chiefs Website, but that wouldn't be much fun.

ever hear "the medium is the message"?

that's the way it is with stickman's polls...

then there's the whole pole thing...

**Skip Towne** · 07-10-2005, 10:42 PM

Just post signs on the machines that say "Unattended clothing will be towed away"

View Poll Results: What do I do if the machines are finished? (See below.)
Put your stuff down and leave, and wait for her to empty the machines.	14	9.52%
Move her stuff from the washer to the dryer, but don't turn it on. Pile her stuff in the dryer on a table.	2	1.36%
Move her stuff from the washer to the dryer, but don't turn it on. Fold her stuff in the dryer and put it on a table.	0	0%
Move her stuff from the washer to the dryer, and turn it on. Pile her stuff in the dryer on a table.	15	10.20%
Move her stuff from the washer to the dryer, and turn it on. Fold her stuff in the dryer and put it on a table.	3	2.04%
Do something unmentionable to her unmentionables, and be prepared to face the consequences.	113	76.87%
Voters: 147. You may not vote on this poll

07-10-2005, 01:52 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3418491 VARSITY	Laundry room etiquette. My wife and I live in a house that has a basement apartment, which we rent out. Our current tenant is a young woman in her 20s. (And no, I can't share any pictures without revealing the location of the hidden cameras.) As part of her tenancy, she gets to use our laundry room, which surprisingly enough contains a washer and a dryer. Occasionally, like today for example, I go down to do the laundry and discover some of her clothes in the washer and/or dryer. If the machines are running, then obviously I just put my laundry down and wait. My dilemna is what to do if the machines are finished. Sometimes she (like me) will start her laundry and then leave for a while. What do I do? (See poll above.) As an important note, her laundry often includes "unmentionables." And by the way, stealing her underwear is out of the question, because I'd be the only suspect. Last edited by Rain Man; 07-10-2005 at 01:57 PM..
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07-10-2005, 05:44 PM	#31
DanT Veteran Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Davis, CA Casino cash: $4581711	You should put a laundry basket down there by the two machines and put a sign on it that says, "If you don't want me to move your clothes after they are done (and you friggin' forget them, once again, you friggin' blankety-blank), put this basket up...side down"
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07-10-2005, 05:48 PM	#34
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07-10-2005, 06:26 PM	#36
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4818454	Have your wife switch out her boulder-holders and all should be fine. Whats she do when she finds your 1979 whitie-tighties in there?
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07-10-2005, 07:22 PM	#37
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $3531616	Ahh, yes. Of 131 votes, there are 107 perverts lurking about. Actually, I'm shocked that number isn't higher.
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07-10-2005, 08:20 PM	#38
milkman Dumbass! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Leading the Marty bashing Casino cash: $10029395	I'm not sure why you have this problem. You are married, right? Laundry is one of the reasons God invented wives. I stopped doing laundry 17 years ago, when I got married. If you believe that, I also have some oceanfront property in Arizona for sale! __________________
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07-10-2005, 08:23 PM	#39
ClevelandChief Balls balls balls Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Youngstown, Ohio Casino cash: $10004900	wrap the thongs around your cock and beat off into the machine containing her clothes.
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07-10-2005, 10:16 PM	#42
Saul Good Quit your bullshit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bored of winning Casino cash: $10052799	If she were that worried about the possibility of you touching her clothes, she would either remove her laundry immediately or not use your machines in the first place. You could do something really wierd like asking her instead of posting a poll on a Chiefs Website, but that wouldn't be much fun.
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07-10-2005, 10:42 PM	#44
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Just post signs on the machines that say "Unattended clothing will be towed away"
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