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Old 10-12-2017, 11:49 AM  
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What "Adult Scouts" badges should be offered?

We've got Girl Scouts earning their badges in crocheting and dollmanship and diabetes promotion, and we've got Boy Scouts earning their badges in compass reading and birdhouse making and girl-club-admitting. That's all well and good, but those skills aren't the most commonly used and valuable skills in adulthood.

But we adults should have our own "Adult Scouts" where we earn merit badges to show our mettle. What badges should "Adult Scouts" have?

I'll start with a few that I think would be good:

1. Online bill paying.
2. Stick shift driving.
3. Airline reservation making.
4. Vomit cleanup without vomiting.
5. Tip calculation in head.

What else should we offer?
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Old 10-12-2017, 08:16 PM   #61
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Old 10-12-2017, 08:16 PM   #62
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A couple of weeks ago coworkers recommended chipotle for lunch work meeting. I'd never had it. An hour later as our meeting finished inside s building where *that* just could not happen....I made way to my truck and the interstate and as the sound of a flushing toilet power washed my insides, I clinched and drove the 20 miles to the nearest rest area....not knowing if I could actually get out and walk successfully...and good God I was wearing a belt.

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Old 10-12-2017, 08:19 PM   #63
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Clinched run friend....unbelting, running and apologizing to the other patrons on the way in the door......


The only thing I can't fathom is why the guy who followed me in chose the door directly beside me to try for his Merrit badge. Bad choice friend, bad choice.
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Old 10-12-2017, 08:49 PM   #64
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Talking your way out of a traffic ticket

Operating a remote control without looking at it

Ability to convince significant other you are listening to them when you're not

Excellence in BBQ'ing

Pencil whipping the IRS

Best lawn in the neighborhood

Owning obedient dog
How about talking your friend out of a traffic ticket from the passenger side of the vehicle?

I feel like I should get extra gold stars or whatever the adult scouts do for that one
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:09 PM   #65
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1. Cooking an entire meal from scratch
2. Helping someone pack and move (This should be worth 2-3x a normal badge)
3. Changing the oil by yourself for your car
4. Driving someone to the hospital in bad shape or watching someone die
5. Grocery shopping and coming to within $1 of your $500 spend without going over
6. Shoplifting one item of over $50
7. Getting your face shown on TV for 5 seconds
8. Spending a full night in jail
9. Sitting in the front row center at any major sporting event
10. Sleeping with two or more women at once
You can get 6,7 and 8 all at one time if you play your cards right.

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Old 10-12-2017, 10:17 PM   #66
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:32 PM   #67
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Old 10-12-2017, 10:38 PM   #68
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That should be like a 5 badger!
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Old 10-13-2017, 09:27 AM   #69
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Do they require advanced levels to qualify for expert level adulating?

How about a Type II Diabetes badge? Hemroid honor badge? BiFocal vision award?

Actually, they should probably just go with The Order of Adulting
They can win stripes for
"Didn't miss a bill payment this year" badge
"I take care of my kids in a responsible manner" badge
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Old 10-13-2017, 09:31 AM   #70
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Shit men should be doing...
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Old 10-13-2017, 10:24 AM   #71
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Old 10-13-2017, 10:25 AM   #72
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Old 10-13-2017, 11:52 AM   #73
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Girls are not allowed in this scout troop. Be gone and earn your "Made Him A Sammich" badge.
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Old 10-13-2017, 12:37 PM   #74
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A "Fudge Packing" badge is needed.
It seems like there should be two versions of that badge.
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Old 10-13-2017, 12:40 PM   #75
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