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B-17 #5 El Duderino's Mission Recap Thread

Here's a thread where we can keep our missions, celebrate the good runs, review the bad ones, and drink to fallen crew members.

Let's hope The Dude is still flying high many missions from now.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:17 PM   #31
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Mission 7

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B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (6)
Copilot SNR (6)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (6)
Navigator philfree (6)
Engineer Talisman (6)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (6)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (6)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (6)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (6)
Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis (1)

Target: Rotterdam
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: North Sea

No enemy

Zone 4 Out: Netherlands (Entering Target Zone)

5 Fw190s attack

Hawaiianboy fires, misses
Talisman fires, kills Fw190
Radar chief fires, misses
Fat elvis fires, misses
Scaga fires, misses
Garcia bronco fires, misses
Philfree fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to radio room

Fw strafes in from 3 o’clock high, scores 6 hits
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-ball turret – Hawaiianboy’s heat is knocked out. It gets cold fast in that ball turret, too.
-superficial damage to tail
-port wing flap out
-port wing - #1 outboard engine goes up in a stream of sparks and flame, starts cutting out. Enddelt keeps the plane under control while SNR tries to adjust power. Unfortunately, the damage won’t allow the engine to be stopped and feathered, so the engine continues to sputter, but with little power. El Duderino is not going to be able to keep up with the rest of the formation, and begins dropping back.

Fw strafes in and banks from 9 o’clock high, scores 9 hits from front to back (El Duderino has run into some veteran Nazis.)
-nose – Garcia bronco sustains light wound to mid chest
-nose – philfree sustains light wound to left foot
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
-port wing root damaged
-superficial damage to bomb bay
-superficial damage to radio room
-waist – left waist gun is knocked out of commission (Fat Elvis is fine, but ticked off.)
-waist – right waist gun is knocked out of commission (scaga is okay, but ticked off.)
-superficial damage to tail

3 Fws circle, attack again

Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, misses
Garcia bronco fires, misses
Philfree fires, kills Fw190

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Fw scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to nose

Fw circles, attacks again

Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, damages Fw190

Damaged Fw misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak - misses
Despite blood staining the front of his flight suit, Garcia bronco lines up and does his job – 30% score

El Duderino is falling back fast, and Hawaiianboy is going to be under pressure with both waist guns out. Enddelt makes the decision to drop down to 10,000 feet and try to sneak out of occupied territory unobserved. El Duderino is limping along with the sputtering engine, which is actually worse than having the engine completely die, so its cruising speed is cut almost in half. It’s a sitting duck for fighters, so all the gunners get their adrenaline pumping. Even though they’re not familiar with the front guns, Scaga and Fat Elvis move up to the nose and take over the nose gun and cheek guns for the wounded bombardier and navigator. This frees a limping philfree up to be the full-time navigator on the lonely trip home, and Garcia bronco heads toward the back of the plane to tend his wound and be ready in case help is needed at the ball turret or tail gun.

Zone 4 Back: Netherlands (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack

Radar chief fires, damages Me110
Talisman fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, misses
scaga fires, misses

Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack.

1 Me misses, circles and attacks again since El Duderino is out of formation

Fat Elvis fires, kills Me109
scaga fires, misses

1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 1 Me109 is driven away by a fighter that happens to see the attack.

Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, kills Me109
Ajkcfan fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, misses

Fw misses, circles again

Me misses, circles again

Hawaiianboy fires, misses
Talisman fires, kills Me109
scaga fires, misses
Fat Elvis fires, misses

Fw misses, circles again

Fat Elvis fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses

2 Me109s, 1 Me110 attack

Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, misses
Fat Elvis fires, misses

2 Mes miss

Me scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to port wing
-port wing – the damaged flap is blown off the plane
-superficial damage to waist

2 Me109s, 1 Me110 circle, attack again

Fat Elvis fires, damages Me109
Hawaiianboy fires, kills Me109
Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses

Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack

Me110 scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
-superficial damage to pilot compartment

Me circles, attacks again

Fat Elvis fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to pilot compartment

Me breaks off attack

2 Fw190s attack

Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
scaga fires, misses

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to radio room

Fw scores 2 hits
-pilot compartment – Enddelt suffers light wound to the right forearm. SNR takes the controls.
-nose – scaga suffers light wound to the left chest

2 Fws circle, attack again

Garcia Bronco, more accustomed to the front guns, moves back to the front of the plane and scaga moves back to the waist.

Radar chief fires, kills Fw190
Hawaiianboy fires, misses

Fw scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to nose
-radio room – radio is now inoperable. Ditching in the water would be a very bad thing since El Duderino’s position can’t be broadcast.

Fw circles, attacks again

Talisman fires, damages Fw190
Radar chief fires, kills Fw190 with simultaneous hit

Zone 3 Back: North Sea

El Duderino continues to slog back at half speed, and the Germans have sighted in on the wounded bomber. The nose gun, top turret, and ball turret guns are running low on ammunition.

2 Fw190s attack

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Fat Elvis fires, misses
Radar chief fires, kills Fw190

Fw misses, circles again

Talisman fires, kills Fw190
Garcia bronco fires, misses

2 Fw190s, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack

Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, kills Me109
Fat Elvis fires, misses

2 Fws miss

Me110 scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to tail
-superficial damage to port wing

2 Fws, Me110 circle, attack again

Hawaiianboy fires, misses
Garcia bronco fires, misses
Fat Elvis fires, misses
Talisman fires, kills Fw190

Fw190, Me110 miss, circle again

Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, misses
Fat Elvis fires, misses

Fw190, Me110 miss, break off attack. Out of the waist gun window, scaga sees the Me110 pilot offer a salute as the planes pull away.

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

The weather is poor at the base, and the radio is not working, so SNR hopes that the runway is clear. The ground crews are stunned to hear the sound of a B-17, one engine sputtering and fighting, nearly two hours after the formation was due to return. Cheers arise as a battered El Duderino cuts through the cloud bank, wings inadvertently waggling, circles once to line up with the runway, and then bounces to a rough landing. El Duderino travels to the end of the runway, cuts power, and then circles involuntarily off the tarmac as the #1 engine continues to push it forward. The plane slows further in the mud and a ground crew member runs underneath to chock the wheels. Mission accomplished.

Aftereffects

None – Despite injuries to four crew members, the plane and the crew are easily repairable.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ENDelt260 (6)
Copilot SNR (6)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (6)
Navigator philfree (6)
Engineer Talisman (6)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (6)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (6)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (6)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (6)
Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis (1)



That mission was friggin' scary. Luckily I was too busy killing Nazi's to get too worked up.
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Old 02-22-2004, 09:05 PM   #32
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:07 PM   #33
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Old 02-23-2004, 08:13 PM   #34
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Old 03-01-2004, 09:07 AM   #35
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B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (7)
Copilot SNR (7)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (7)
Navigator philfree (7)
Engineer Talisman (7)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (7)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (7)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (7)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (7)
Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis (2)

Target: Antwerp
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

No enemy

Zone 4 Out: France Belgium Netherlands (Entering Target Zone)

2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Radarchief fires, damages Me110

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak - misses
Garcia Bronco is like clockwork – 30% score

Zone 4 Out: Belgium (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me110s attack

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Philfree fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, misses

Mes miss, break off attack

2 Me109s, 1 Me110 attack

Garcia bronco fires, hits Me109
Talisman fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, misses
Radarchief fires, misses

Hit Me misses, breaks off attack

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to starboard wing

Me circles, attacks again

Fat elvis fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

1 Me109 attacks

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Radarchief fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3 Out: Belgium

1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack

Philfree fires, misses
Garcia bronco fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, damages Me110
Radarchief fires, misses

Fw, Me miss, break off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Bad weather - thunderstorm
Good landing by Endelt regardless of lightning and rain

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

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Copilot SNR (7)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (7)
Navigator philfree (7)
Engineer Talisman (7)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (7)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (7)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (7)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (7)
Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis (2)

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Good job crew. We needed an easy one after that blasting we took in Mission 7.
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B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (8)
Copilot SNR (8)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (8)
Navigator philfree (8)
Engineer Talisman (8)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (8)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (8)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (8)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (8)
Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis (3)

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

2 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to starboard wing

Fw circles, attacks again

Talisman fires, damages Fw190
Radar chief fires, kills the damaged Fw190

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak - misses
Garcia Bronco is money in the bank – 40% score

Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters

2 Me110s are driven off by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

4 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters
Garcia bronco fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses
Scaga fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-tail – rudder is hit but still functional
-BOOM! A shell hits scaga’s oxygen system in the right waist gun position. The system explodes, and scaga takes a fatal load of shattered metal to the stomach. Fat Elvis, at the left waist gun position, takes a serious wound to the lower back. The area is on fire, and ajkcfan rushes back from the radio room with an extinguisher, and is able to douse the flames. However, there is a large hole the size of a life preserver blown through the right side of the fuselage. It can’t be fixed, though, so ajkcfan moves back to his gun.

Me circles, attacks again

Hawaiianboy fires, misses
Radarchief fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

Unfortunately, Fat Elvis succumbs to his injury the next day in the hospital. It was a bad mission for waist gunners.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ENDelt260 (8)
Copilot SNR (8)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (8)
Navigator philfree (8)
Engineer Talisman (8)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (8)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (8)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (8)
Right Waist Gunner XXX
Left Waist Gunner XXX

A good bombing run, the one bad hit excluded.
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RIP to the noble members of the Dude who gave their lives, Fat Elvis and Scaga. As El Duderino never fades, may our remembrance of these airmen never fade.
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Old 03-15-2004, 08:48 AM   #40
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Seems to me that if any one of you humps could shoot straight we wouldn't have lost anyone.
If you'd quit swerving all over the sky, we'd have a better chance. Do us all a favor and put the beer down while you're flying.
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B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (9)
Copilot SNR (9)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (9)
Navigator philfree (9)
Engineer Talisman (9)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (9)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (9)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (9)
Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (9)
Left Waist Gunner tk13

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

1 Fw190, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Fw190 is driven off by fighters

Hawaiianboy fires, damages Me110
Radar chief fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

4 Fw190s attack

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Pennywise fires, hits Fw190
Philfree fires, kills Fw190
Radar chief fires, damages Fw190

3 Fws miss, break off attack

5 Me109s attack – 1 Me is driven off by fighters

Ajkcfan fires, kills Me109
Garcia bronco fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses
Tk13 fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses
Philfree fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 3 hits
-starboard wing root damaged
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to waist

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to waist

2 Mes circle, attack again

Philfree fires, kills Me109
Talisman fires, misses
Radar chief fires, hits Me109
Garcia bronco fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 6 hits!
-superficial damage to port wing
-starboard wing flap sustains minor damage
-starboard wing – landing gear brake is knocked out
-port sing root damaged
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to #4 engine

Garcia Bronco misses the target due to the flak – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me109s, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven away by fighters

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Philfree fires, misses
Radar chief fires, kills Me109
Hawaiianboy fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-nose – philfree takes a light wound to the left hip

Me circles, attacks again

Pennywise fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses

Me scores 5 hits
-radio room – heat is out for ajkcfan
-superficial damage to radio room
-waist – pennywise sustains a light wound to the left calf
-waist – tk13 takes a light wound to the left thigh
-superficial damage to waist

Me circles, attacks again

Radar chief fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

2 Fw190s are driven away by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

1 Me109 fires

Ajkcfan fires, misses
Garcia bronco fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 1: England

Endelt drops down to 10,000 feet so ajkcfan won’t get frostbite. Bandages get passed around.

Good weather
Endelt wheels the plane down to a good landing but can’t hit the brakes. He cuts the engines and the plane rolls down the length of the runway, sinking into the ground at the end of the base. There’s no significant damage, though, just a long walk back to the barracks.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

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Copilot SNR (9)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (9)
Navigator philfree (9)
Engineer Talisman (9)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (9)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (9)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (9)
Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (9)
Left Waist Gunner tk13
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B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (10)
Copilot SNR (10)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (10)
Navigator philfree (10)
Engineer Talisman (10)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (10)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (10)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (10)
Right Waist Gunner PennyWise (10)
Left Waist Gunner tk13 (1)

Target: The U-boat pens at Brest (western France)
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)
Distance: 6 zones

Brest is one of the most heavily defended targets of the war. It has beefed up flak AND beefed up fighter defenses. Best of luck, El Duderino

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

2 Me109s are driven off by fighters

Zone 3 Out: Western Channel

No enemy

Zone 4 Out: Western Channel

No enemy

Zone 5 Out: Western Channel – out of fighter coverage

1 Me109 attacks

Hawaiianboy fires, kills Me109
Talisman fires, simultaneously kills the same Me109, creating a big ball of fire

Zone 6 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me110 driven off by B-17s

1 Me110 attacks

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, hits Me110
Radar chief fires, simultaneously kills the same Me110

1 Me109 attacks

Garcia bronco fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to tail
-superficial damage to radio room

Me circles, attacks again

Tk13 fires, misses
Garcia bronco fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
-nose – Garcia bronco gets nailed, taking serious wounds to the left hip, mid-chest, and right chest

Me circles, attacks again

Philfree fires, misses
Talisman fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 5 hits
-superficial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to port wing
-radio room – radio is knocked out of commission
-starboard wing - #3 engine blows a puff of smoke and sputters to a stop
-superficial damage to starboard wing

It’s too late to turn back, so Endelt keeps the three-engined plane headed over the target, sans a conscious bombardier.

Philfree shifts over and releases the bombs, but he’s inexperienced and they fall off target – 0% score

Zone 6 Back: Germany (Leaving Target Zone)

Endelt can keep up with the other planes now, and he tucks in tightly within the formation. The planes together drive off an attack by 1 Me110.

3 Me109s attack

Radar chief fires, misses
Hawaiianboy fires, misses
Pennywise fires, hits Fw190
Talisman fires, misses

2 Fws miss, break off attack

Fw scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to tail

Fw circles, attacks again

Radar chief fires, misses
Tk13 fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

2 Me110s attack

Talisman fires, misses
Radar chief fires, misses
Philfree fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-radio room – radio is hit again and destroyed
-waist – pennywise loses his heating system

Me circles, attacks again

Ajkcfan fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 5: North Sea

5 Fw190s attack

Philfree fires, misses
Talisman fires, kills Fw190
Ajkcfan fires, misses
Radar chief fires, hits Fw190
Tk13 fires, misses

4 Fws miss, break off attack

Zone 4: North Sea – back in fighter range

Endelt drops the plane out of formation and drops to 10,000 feet to keep pennywise from getting frostbite. El duderino is now out of formation.

No enemy

Zone 3: North Sea

No enemy

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

Alas, Garcia Bronco survives for 8 days in the hospital, but succumbs to his wounds.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ENDelt260 (10)
Copilot SNR (10)
Bombardier philfree (10), promoted
Navigator Talisman (10) , promoted
Engineer AJKCFAN (10) , promoted
Radio Op. Radar Chief (10) , promoted
Tail Gunner hawaiianboy (10) , promoted
Ball Turret Gunner PennyWise (10) , promoted
Right Waist Gunner tk13 (1) , promoted
Left Waist Gunner XXX


We lost a great bombardier. RIP, Garcia.
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Old 04-01-2004, 11:14 PM   #45
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