News Hamburglar Strikes in Maine!

**gblowfish** · 03-27-2012, 11:41 AM

http://tinyurl.com/cg9a8or

'Hamburglar' Strikes At Maine McDonald's: Man Steals Drive-Through Order
Police say a man stole a takeout order of food handed to a customer at a McDonald's in Maine.

AUGUSTA, Maine — A real-life Hamburglar has struck at a Maine McDonald's.
Police say a young man, seemingly inspired by the pattie purloining character once featured in McDonald's advertising campaigns, ran between a car and the takeout window at the Augusta restaurant Sunday night as an employee handed a bag of food to a driver.

A witness flagged down an officer leaving a nearby convenience store.
Lt. Christopher Massey, acting on a description of the hungry thief, found him in the parking lot of a rival fast food restaurant diving into a McDonald's bag.

Massey tells the Kennebec Journal the suspect swore and ran into the woods. He was never caught.

Massey says the three young men who had their food stolen didn't know the burger thief.

McDonald's replaced the stolen food, worth about $20.

Picture of the perp:

**loochy** · 03-27-2012, 11:43 AM

ha ha that's great

**Rausch** · 03-27-2012, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Massey tells the Kennebec Journal the suspect swore and ran into the woods. He was never caught.

**Rain Man** · 03-27-2012, 11:51 AM

There will never be a hamburglar supervillain, because the more successful they are, the slower they become on the getaway.

Discuss Thrower · 03-27-2012, 11:55 AM

I've actually had a drive-thru order jacked before. Dude edged his car between the one in front of mine as I turned the corner, waited for the first car to pull ahead so he fully cut in the line. Got to the window, took my measly milkshake then burned out of the lot.

The workers were as confused as I was... at least they gave me a free slice of pie for the inconvenience.

**Rain Man** · 03-27-2012, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I've actually had a drive-thru order jacked before. Dude edged his car between the one in front of mine as I turned the corner, waited for the first car to pull ahead so he fully cut in the line. Got to the window, took my measly milkshake then burned out of the lot.

The workers were as confused as I was... at least they gave me a free slice of pie for the inconvenience.

It must've been like a car chase, but you were both stopped.

Discuss Thrower · 03-27-2012, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

It must've been like a car chase, but you were both stopped.

If it weren't for the confusion my adrenaline would've been pumping.

Buns · 03-27-2012, 01:02 PM

Damn, who spends $20 at McDonalds?

L.A. Chieffan · 03-27-2012, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Virtua Chief

Damn, who spends $20 at McDonalds?

two super sized combos and youre there. mcdonalds is a little too high-budg for me

Bump · 03-27-2012, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

two super sized combos and youre there. mcdonalds is a little too high-budg for me

damn, haven't ate there in years, it's $10 for a combo meal now? JFC

03-27-2012, 11:41 AM
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