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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

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Old 12-07-2013, 04:28 PM   #5161
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:28 PM   #5162
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:28 PM   #5163
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:28 PM   #5164
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:29 PM   #5165
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:29 PM   #5166
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At least they gave the D a chance to regroup a bit. I hope they ****ing did something with it.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:29 PM   #5167
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Not gonna win settling for 3.
Or running a QB keeper on 2nd down in the red zone.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:29 PM   #5168
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just drink some jonestown kool-aid at halftime if your going to kick field goals against this auburn offensive attack

I totally give it up to Auburn

that rushing attack was a whole lot better than I thought it was last night when I was talking all that shit
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:29 PM   #5169
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This game is gonna come down to the D making some stops
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:29 PM   #5170
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why even bother going for the field goal there?
Gets you within 1.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:30 PM   #5171
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This half has been ugly as hell, and it's a 1 point deficit.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:30 PM   #5172
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Also, Baggett I am proud of you today for what it is worth. You are 2 for 2. I really did not expect you to make a ****ing thing. not even an extra point
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:30 PM   #5173
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I have no problem taking the points there. The D needs to make some stops.
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:30 PM   #5174
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Old 12-07-2013, 04:31 PM   #5175
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D needs to get it's shit together they score on a long drive and get the ball to start the half, we're ****ed.
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