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04-02-2012, 10:54 PM | #31 |
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I got wizzed on in the hospital the first time my wife changed his diaper. I was like "oh shit, this is going to happen every day for the next 2 years", but it never happened again.
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04-02-2012, 10:59 PM | #32 |
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That's a good lookin' kid. Congratulations!
Here's to a safe and happy upbringing. Cherish these moments. I can't believe ours is already a year and a half. Not sure where the time went. |
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04-02-2012, 11:01 PM | #33 |
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thats an adorable ****ing baby. congrats.
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04-02-2012, 11:04 PM | #34 |
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Congrats. Just do your thing with the Chiefs and the kid will find his true love with or without you. My old man never watched a second of football when I was growing up. I found the Chiefs because they were close geographically and because they employed 3 former Hawkeyes when I decided I wanted to spend my Sunday afternoons glued to a television.
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04-02-2012, 11:13 PM | #35 |
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Congrats!
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I just consider all those diapers changed as building credit for when he gets to change mine. Congrats Pawnmower, looks like you did a pretty good job of it too.
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04-03-2012, 07:14 AM | #37 |
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04-03-2012, 07:15 AM | #38 |
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You must make him a chiefs fan. Its will instill mental toughness. Plus 49'er have a lot of band wagon fans.
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04-03-2012, 07:18 AM | #39 |
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04-03-2012, 07:28 AM | #40 |
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no offense, but it was rude of your baby to arrive a month early without calling. apparently you were not reading etiquette books to it in the womb. congratulations nonetheless.
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04-03-2012, 07:35 AM | #41 |
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Holy shit dude, freaking cool! Congrats!
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04-03-2012, 07:42 AM | #42 |
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Congrats dude!
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04-03-2012, 08:13 AM | #43 | |
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Congrats on the son and speaking of the Raiders especially since you live so close,train the boy right and pray he chooses any team but them to follow.
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04-03-2012, 08:56 AM | #44 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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Awesome news and congrats! He may choose the 49ers but have the Cheifs as hi '2nd' team lol.
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04-03-2012, 09:04 AM | #45 |
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Congratulations.
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