Skip has lost his burst

[Hammock Parties]

He isn't clownpunching n00bs like he used to anymore. They come in here with no respect for authority and do whatever they please. Skip is getting old or just doesn't care anymore. I long for the old days of massive n00b beatdowns. In my day, Skip could install a direcTV system with one hand and lay the smack down on n00bs with the other, while he brought Ben Roethlisberger's Grandma to multiple orgasms.

The thrill is gawn.

[UteChief]

Does it block it out if you're black?

[Joie]

Originally Posted by GOATSE

Guys love it when you talk dirty. Try it sometime. COME ON MISSY!

Could this be part of the reason you're single and obsessed with Carrie Underwood?


Besides, I have a man.

[Joie]

Originally Posted by Mr Flopnuts

That's old school. I admire it.

Thank you.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by GOATSE

Cop out. When was the last time you even had a 100-post thread?

Less than an hour ago.

[2112]

I think Skip should give milkman a little bit of training on how to be the new miserable old guy. the both of them combined would make a formidable duo to combat n00b's.

[Moobs]

[2112]

Originally Posted by Moobs

Skip is being called out by a n00b

[blueballs]

You want commitment from some one called skiptowne

[Chief Wiggum]

I've lurked around here long enough (before the join date you see to the left) to see some beat-downs by skip (and others) on n00bs. I don't want any part of that.

That being said, I feel bad for n00bs that are trying to make valid points or argue things that the consensus on the CP doesn't agree with get railed on. I guess it's part of the initiation hazing.

[2112]

Originally Posted by Chief Wiggum

I've lurked around here long enough (before the join date you see to the left) to see some beat-downs by skip (and others) on n00bs. I don't want any part of that.

That being said, I feel bad for n00bs that are trying to make valid points or argue things that the consensus on the CP doesn't agree with get railed on I guess it's part of the initiation hazing.

I don't see that anymore around here. when I first joined I was like -15,000 points in the red in rep within 2 weeks. my first neg rep was from Endelt telling me ''please die''

I kind of miss that shit, that's kind of what attracted me to this place. CP is like the wild west, no law and order.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I never really got to see any of skip's infamous n00b bashing. I feel somewhat disappointed. I imagine it as being a textual version of Mel Gibson hacking that sorry redcoat into pulp in "The Patriot".

[2112]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I never really got to see any of skip's infamous n00b bashing. I feel somewhat disappointed. I imagine it as being a textual version of Mel Gibson hacking that sorry redcoat into pulp in "The Patriot".

Him and GoChiefs had that neg rep war, that was frickin hilarious. Skip made it all the way back to green in like 2 days after being obliterated into the red by an angry Moderator. then he got his rep back as a Christmas gift.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Dimension2112

Him and GoChiefs had that neg rep war, that was frickin hilarious. Skip made it all the way back to green in like 2 days after being obliterated into the red by an angry Moderator. then he got his rep back as a Christmas gift.

That just reminds me of us pummeling Hootie to the bottom of the pile.

[kstater]

Originally Posted by Chief Wiggum

That being said, I feel bad for n00bs that are trying to make valid points or argue things that the consensus on the CP doesn't agree with get railed on. I guess it's part of the initiation hazing.

You shouldn't feel bad for n00bs. You should feel bad for yourself. Go away n00b!!!!

[Chief Wiggum]

Originally Posted by kstater

You shouldn't feel bad for n00bs. You should feel bad for yourself. Go away n00b!!!!

Come on kstater, you can do better than that.