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Old 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM  
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My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

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Old 06-07-2014, 06:22 PM   #271
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That's why I'm not getting married, its just not worth it. **** some strange and live your life freely, all my friends are already chained down, they look miserable. **** that not happening to me.
24 years and counting. Never felt chained down, ever. To not not want to share your life with your best friend, to grow together, to share raising a child means that you have never been in love. Once that happens you will realize that your life before was not really the life you wanted.
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Old 06-07-2014, 06:33 PM   #272
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Old 06-07-2014, 06:34 PM   #273
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That's why I'm not getting married, its just not worth it. **** some strange and live your life freely, all my friends are already chained down, they look miserable. **** that not happening to me.


Can you put that blond packer girl with the apron back as your avatar?
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Old 06-07-2014, 06:35 PM   #274
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Can you put that blond packer girl with the apron back as your avatar?
I will if I still have it downloaded, sometimes I delete to save room.
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Old 06-07-2014, 06:37 PM   #275
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I will if I still have it downloaded, sometimes I delete to save room.

Thanks man.
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Old 06-07-2014, 06:43 PM   #276
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20 years here as of last week. Do I get laid everyday, no, I doubt you do either.
Of course not but I'm free from the added stress that a marriage brings and I'm a 30 year old who still looks 20.
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Old 06-07-2014, 06:59 PM   #277
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That's how all these hoes are these days. They talk a big game..
I should have been more clear.
Here is the BIG problem.
I LOVE her. I LOVE her So FN MUCH. She is an AMAZING person.
AND we have a child.
But she is so god daymed HOT. And I am getting next to NONE.
It's like fasting for 3 days (lol) and then sitting in front of a plate of prime rib that you are not allowed to eat.
Plus never doing ANYTHING.

YOLO is a true statement.
Am I supposed to rot away slowly.
I'm not trying to be a conceited douche, but I didn't land her hot ass because I'm ugly.
I have passion for LIFE inside me.
I'm praying she comes around.
I don't need sex all the time. I don't need to go out often.
But, shit.
I talked to her twin sister about it (also HOT!)
And she said it's been a problem with every guy she's ever been with.
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:00 PM   #278
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Of course not but I'm free from the added stress that a marriage brings and I'm a 30 year old who still looks 20.
I would argue that in someways it is less stressful to be married, but ultimately to each his own.
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:14 PM   #279
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Of course not but I'm free from the added stress that a marriage brings and I'm a 30 year old who still looks 20.
Well, good luck with that. You will get older, the pool smaller and less attractive with more baggage.
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:21 PM   #280
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I should have been more clear.
Here is the BIG problem.
I LOVE her. I LOVE her So FN MUCH. She is an AMAZING person.
AND we have a child.
But she is so god daymed HOT. And I am getting next to NONE.
It's like fasting for 3 days (lol) and then sitting in front of a plate of prime rib that you are not allowed to eat.
Plus never doing ANYTHING.

YOLO is a true statement.
Am I supposed to rot away slowly.
I'm not trying to be a conceited douche, but I didn't land her hot ass because I'm ugly.
I have passion for LIFE inside me.
I'm praying she comes around.
I don't need sex all the time. I don't need to go out often.
But, shit.
I talked to her twin sister about it (also HOT!)
And she said it's been a problem with every guy she's ever been with.
You are going to rot away slowly anyway. You might as well not get any ass while doing it.

And consider that when you are older you aren't going to want to tap that saggy, wrinkled, dusty cooter anyway. She'll most likely have hairy nipples, total cottage cheese ass and legs and halitosis.

Save a picture of when she was hot, remind yourself that you hit it once (it's confirmed by the kid), and jerk it to the picture. It will save you a lot of stress in the long run.

Besides, you are already trying to tap into her sister anyway. Let's face facts - you don't talk about the lack of ass your getting from a chicks sister unless you are trying to grease up the entry point of the sister. And that's going to get you destroyed even worse than you think you already are. I mean, seriously, you don't think that sisters talk?

"Oh, by the way, the father of your child just talked to me about you not giving up any ass. And he kept inching closer and closer to me the whole time. He's a ****ing creeper perv if you ask me. The UPS driver on my office route is much cuter and has a better job. You want me to fix you up with him?"
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:28 PM   #281
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I should have been more clear.
Here is the BIG problem.
I LOVE her. I LOVE her So FN MUCH. She is an AMAZING person.
AND we have a child.
But she is so god daymed HOT. And I am getting next to NONE.
It's like fasting for 3 days (lol) and then sitting in front of a plate of prime rib that you are not allowed to eat.
Plus never doing ANYTHING.

YOLO is a true statement.
Am I supposed to rot away slowly.
I'm not trying to be a conceited douche, but I didn't land her hot ass because I'm ugly.
I have passion for LIFE inside me.
I'm praying she comes around.
I don't need sex all the time. I don't need to go out often.
But, shit.
I talked to her twin sister about it (also HOT!)
And she said it's been a problem with every guy she's ever been with.
Pics or about her hotness
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:30 PM   #282
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Pics or about her hotness

For really. Everybody thinks their significant other is hot.
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:37 PM   #283
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Well, good luck with that. You will get older, the pool smaller and less attractive with more baggage.
Not worried at all, I'm not missing out on shit.
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:40 PM   #284
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To not not want to share your life with your best friend, to grow together, to share raising a child means that you have never been in love. Once that happens you will realize that your life before was not really the life you wanted.
And none of which is dependent upon getting married.

Thank. ****ing. God.
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:43 PM   #285
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And none of which is dependent upon getting married.

Thank. ****ing. God.
Well, except the whole "I'm a fornicating sinner." thing.
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