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Old 05-02-2013, 08:24 PM  
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Read something interesting today about fapping and porn.

I read an analysis made by some folks that there is a growing epidemic of young men in this country -- dudes in their twenties and thirties -- who are experiencing an absurdly high level of erectile dysfunction.

The reason, they allege, is because of the abundance of online pornography. Basically that overexposure to pornography is causing erectile dysfunction as men have trouble getting similarly aroused to a normal, human woman right in front of them who wants to have typical sex rather than the outrageous shit you see online.

I don't know, I am not an expert.

But I have lived the life of a single, as someone who's watched entirely too much porn. Like obscene amounts. Inappropriate amounts. Shameful amounts.

And I've never had a single, recurring issue. I've had a couple episodes where Direckshun Jr. didn't perform the way he should, but 99.9% of the time, shit gets done, and it gets done properly. Porn has not dampened my "enthusiasm" for a good lay.

I know it will never get any open admissions here on ChiefsPlanet, but if you're brave enough to admit it has happened, go for it. I'm stunned, personally. I absorbed so much ****ing porn back in the day it was shocking, and I've had zero issues in that department.
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:07 AM   #106
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This.
Hey, did anybody outside of CC agree HJ's post?

Just curious, because it wasn't readily apparent when I sifted through the thread.
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:12 AM   #107
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:21 AM   #108
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from what I've understood over the years

if you jerk off daily and pull out there is not a great chance of getting a girl pregnant

when couples try and get pregnant they tell the gentleman to make sure he doesn't ejaculate for 48 hours

it's a numbers game

and it has worked in my favor thus far
completely and totally false. christ, man, you been through high school biology?!?
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:25 AM   #109
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completely and totally false. christ, man, you been through high school biology?!?
Yeah, I left that one alone.

It's on par with the "well, ur penis is a muscle and you have to keep excerising it fer it to work" interpretation earlier in the thread.
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:27 AM   #110
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completely and totally false. christ, man, you been through high school biology?!?
for what it's worth, it reduces the chances of pregnancy by a few percentage points at best, but... if you cum in a woman, she could get pregnant REGARDLESS of whether you jerked it a few times or not.
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:27 AM   #111
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I'm in my 40s now and I can say this rings very true. It's not like I'm grossed out by a typical woman in the range that I can actually get, but I'm not crazy excited either. And for sex you should usually be crazy excited if it's going to go well.
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:28 AM   #112
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Heard on NPR it also causes short term memory loss.
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:31 AM   #113
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:38 AM   #114
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:39 AM   #115
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sadly, by the time I get home, I'm so brain dead all I want to do is maybe take a nap; or eat dinner, clean up, watch a bit of TV and go to bed.

then the weekends are spent doing all the shit I couldn't get done during the week, so I'm cashed on weekends too.

rinse, repeat.
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:43 AM   #116
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shit, I'm too tired and stressed out to even fap; let along get the freak on.
I get home from work, do the dinner thing, clean up; work a bit on the laptop; I'm ****ing tired at the point. usually around this time I can barely keep my eyes open on most nights.

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sadly, by the time I get home, I'm so brain dead all I want to do is maybe take a nap; or eat dinner, clean up, watch a bit of TV and go to bed.

then the weekends are spent doing all the shit I couldn't get done during the week, so I'm cashed on weekends too.

rinse, repeat.
O Rly?
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:44 AM   #117
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lol.
I thought it sounded famililar.



...short term memory loss, you say?
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:47 AM   #118
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lol.
I thought it sounded famililar.



...short term memory loss, you say?
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Old 05-03-2013, 10:53 AM   #120
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