Do you smoke cigarettes?

[Sucky]

Just curious if anyone else smokes here. I smoke on and off (not addicted). Just bought some cigs at a store though.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Ya know we should start a fight thread.... like that one I started with Bug that 2 people believed. You do it.

Eh, no.

We also need to stop hijacking this one. I blame the reeruned trolls.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Eh, no.

We also need to stop hijacking this one. I blame the reeruned trolls.

As usual you're no fun.

n00b.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

You've never seen "Smokey and the Bandit"?

I don't recall that term being used in that movie. What scene was it in?

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

As usual you're no fun.

n00b.

Not my fault. Apparently the trolls are off ****ing themselves, (per my cordial request), and I'm getting ready to hit the sack.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Not my fault. Apparently the trolls are off ****ing themselves, (per my cordial request), and I'm getting ready to hit the sack.

See, when the pos trolls leave... as they always do... the real members get to have fun on our own. Maybe if you weren't such a n00b you'd get that.

[CoMoChief]

Only time I smoke is at a bar and a friend wants to go outside and smoke.

He's the one that offers a cig, and I join him because smoking alone is no fun. I'm usually buzzin' at this point, because I usually don't do this unless I've been boozin' a little.

I think the only time I ever buy cigarettes is if it's for another person.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

I don't recall that term being used in that movie. What scene was it in?

It was during the CB exchange between Buford T. Justice and the Bandit. I failed to find the video, but here's how the scene played out...

BTJ: "Don't you cuss on this here radio."

BTJ: "I apologise to all the friendly folk who are listenin'."

BTJ: "Now hear this, you tick turd: I'm gonna get you."

BTJ: "I didn't come all the way this far to go home with empty pockets."

Bandit: "I been meanin' to ask you that. How come you're followin' me?"

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

It was during the CB exchange between Buford T. Justice and the Bandit. I failed to find the video, but here's how the scene played out...

BTJ: "Don't you cuss on this here radio."

BTJ: "I apologise to all the friendly folk who are listenin'."

BTJ: "Now hear this, you tick turd: I'm gonna get you."

BTJ: "I didn't come all the way this far to go home with empty pockets."

Bandit: "I been meanin' to ask you that. How come you're followin' me?"

Good job looking all that up. n00bs need to work extra hard.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Good job looking all that up. n00bs need to work extra hard.

I did look it up to verify that the lines were correct, word-for-word. But, the majority of that came from memory. No need to be a dick. I knew where the phrase came from and you didn't.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

I did look it up to verify that the lines were correct, word-for-word. But, the majority of that came from memory. No need to be a dick. I knew where the phrase came from and you didn't.

Now I'm being a dick. Must mean it's time for bed. G'night winning one.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

Now I'm being a dick. Must mean it's time for bed. G'night winning one.

Goodnight, tick turd.

[BossChief]

I used to smoke a pack and a half a day and sometimes two packs (if I was drinkin) and some buddies told me I couldn't quit and were razing me about it...so I took my pack out and crushed it in front of them and bought some patches the next day.

That was about 7 years ago and I have t even taken a drag since that night.

There have been a lot of nights I wanted to, though.

Bad.

Especially if I'm having some beers with a nice porterhouse and watching football with some buddies.

For me, that's the worst time because a lot of my friends smoke and when I get the whiff...oh man.

[rockymtnchief]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

30? Late bloomer?

I never had my first smoke til I was 43. Smoked about 18 months, woke up 4th of July morning hungover as hell and quit.

I only smoked about 4-7 cigs a day (unless I was around Mr Flopnuts ) so it wasn't too hard to quit.

[savchief]

Started smoking at 17 when I knew I wanted to try weed and didn't want to get all choked up in front of others the first time. Kept bumming cigs off the cooks and waitresses at the pizza place I worked and and then started buying my own from the cig machine in the dining area. 50 cents a pack. Dad smoked, growing up I always ragged him to quit, showed him the studies, told him what he was doing to himself, I had chronic brochitis as a kid too. My mom about fell out when she saw me smoking.


Smoked about a pack a day for 23 years. Best cigarette is the one after smoking pot, the one with a beer is a close second, after sex is third.

Quit with help (classes and patches) after meeting my now wife who is a non-smoker and even though she went out with me a few times told me there was zero future if I continued to smoke. So I quit, it sucked and 10 years later, out of the blue about once or twice a month I still get the "Gee a cigarette would be nice right now"

Fortunately a lung test last week showed I still have 95% lung capacity, at 50 years I'll take it.

Dad died at age 75, still smoked a pack a day, of an aortic aneurysm he'd known about for 20 years and knew would kill him. Cigs took their toll too, he had shitty stamina for years and coughed up crap constantly. Loved his smokes.