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Old 07-02-2014, 06:23 PM  
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A Gay Day With Clay: Big Biscuit Adventure!

Man, I woke up today wanting some biscuits and gravy. Let's go find some. You can see the hunger in my eyes.



Oops! On the way we get sidetracked by a garage sale.



**** yeah! Score!



I'm kind of hungry now. Let's make a pit stop. Rain Man is excited!



Just kidding. Nice bathroom at the Panda Express, incidentally.



On the road again. **** the police.



Oops, gotta stop again. Gotta pick up some nerd stuff.



Would ya look at all that stuff.



Alright, got us a nice external enclosure for our "files." Heh heh. Heh.



WE'RE ****ING HERE! NO MORE ****ING AROUND!



What an attractive lobby.



Nice clean place.



Let's get Jim's Platter. Jim seems like a sensible guy.



OH SHIT. OH SHIT. OH SHIT.



Let's go in for that closeup.



This is a good bite.



Look at this fat guy walking by. I bet he WISHES he was in here eating biscuits and gravy.



Well, we're done here.



HOLY SHIT, The Big Biscuit has some nice bathrooms with handsome fellers in them. Dat granite.



On the way back let's get our car washed. Can you guess which one is mine? I bet these guys would love some Big Biscuit right now.



Review:

Unfortunately, Big Biscuit is horribly overrated. It's barely better than an IHOP or Denny's. While the biscuit was pretty decent, the gravy was SEVERELY lacking. There's no way anyone should be standing in line for an hour for this shite on the weekend. The eggs and hash browns were standard. I can do better at home.

Fortunately, this meal only cost $6.99. So at least we didn't get ripped off.

6/10
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:09 PM   #76
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:11 PM   #77
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:14 PM   #78
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:14 PM   #79
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:17 PM   #80
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:17 PM   #81
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:25 PM   #82
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:36 PM   #83
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I was in the middle of cooking. Just ****ing around. Gotta reputation to uphold around this place.
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:41 PM   #84
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I was in the middle of cooking. Just ****ing around. Gotta reputation to uphold around this place.
Do I have this straight, you have a protein shake in the middle of making trashcan chicken, and you cook a meal before going out for biscuits and gravy.

Those cankles are just biding their time, awaiting Clay-doh's return.
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:44 PM   #85
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:55 PM   #86
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Do I have this straight, you have a protein shake in the middle of making trashcan chicken, and you cook a meal before going out for biscuits and gravy.

Those cankles are just biding their time, awaiting Clay-doh's return.
Actually there's some editorial magic happening here. I took the poverty selfie last night while making poverty curry. I used it to "set the table" for this Gay Day, though.

Also, you secure that shit, Hudson. I recently started buying size 'S' shirts because 'M' is getting too large for someone as wonderfully slender as me.
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:56 PM   #87
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Old 07-02-2014, 10:00 PM   #89
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Old 07-02-2014, 10:02 PM   #90
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