Poop Red Lobster vs. Olive Garden - Page 2

Otter · 11-18-2016, 02:39 PM

So, you're walking down the street minding your own business and I come up behind you (lets pretend I'm 6' 6" 260 and not 5' 9") and get you in a rear naked choke.

I say you have to have dinner with me and I'll take the cuffs off I bound us by the ankles with with my magical extra set of hands if you promise not to have food on lip that makes me uncomfortable and spoils an otherwise fine dining experience.

There are only two options: Red Lobster or Olive Garden. Where do we eat?

Simply Red · 11-18-2016, 02:58 PM

if you haven't tried the Portobello ravioli at Olive Garden - it's a lovely entree.

**wazu** · 11-18-2016, 03:01 PM

Going with Olive Garden. Gonna take alcohol to get me through this meal. Red wine will make the Italianish stuff taste decent.

listopencil · 11-18-2016, 03:01 PM

I take my gun out and shoot you in the head. Then I call the cops. Once all of the drama is over, I go somewhere good to eat instead.

Otter · 11-18-2016, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

I take my gun out and shoot you in the head. Then I call the cops. Once all of the drama is over, I go somewhere good to eat instead.

I don't blame you and a shot in the head would be welcome right now. But I have rowdy nieces and nephews (who I love BTW..reminding myself) that wouldn't sit well in a classy place.

threebag · 11-18-2016, 03:04 PM

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Did oaklandhater type this up? JFC.

**Bwana** · 11-18-2016, 03:04 PM

I don't know dude I have only been into a red lobster once and that's when the local one opened here in 1994. I was so unimpressed I have never been back.

I go to the local Olive Garden once a year. I have a family member that just loves it and that is her answer to my question, "where would you like to go to dinner on your birthday?" I cringe and go every year.

The last time I went in October it was actually pretty decent for "fast food." (Could of had something to do with the amount of wine I sucked down to kill the mental pain of being in there) I mean there are a couple of decent Italian eating establishments in town, but she just loves the Olive Garden.

With all theatbeing said, if you had a gun to my head, I'll go with the Olive Garden.

Prison Bitch · 11-18-2016, 03:04 PM

The only way this poll makes any sense is if you adjust it for cost.

**Rain Man** · 11-18-2016, 03:07 PM

I went to Red Lobster last year for the first time since the internet was invented, and it was really good. I was impressed.

I haven't been to Olive Garden since the Soviet Union broke up, so I don't have an opinion on them.

**Bwana** · 11-18-2016, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

I don't blame you and a shot in the head would be welcome right now. But I have rowdy nieces and nephews (who I love BTW..reminding myself) that wouldn't sit well in a classy place.

Get them liquored up on Old Crow until they mellow out and then go to the nice place.

Otter · 11-18-2016, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

I don't know dude I have only been into a red lobster once and that's when the local one opened here in 1994. I was so unimpressed I have never been back.

I go to the local Olive Garden once a year. I have a family member that just loves it and that is her answer to my question, "where would you like to go to dinner on your birthday?" I cringe and go every year.

The last time I went in October it was actually pretty decent for "fast food." (Could of had something to do with the amount of wine I sucked down to kill the mental pain of being in there) I mean there are a couple of decent Italian eating establishments in town, but she just loves the Olive Garden.

With all theatbeing said, if you had a gun to my head, I'll go with the Olive Garden.

I said rear naked choke and handcuffs on the ankles Bwana. Let's not bring guns into this matter.

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Otter · 11-18-2016, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Get them liquored up on Old Crow until they mellow out and then go to the nice place.

I have an old, crazy aunt tagging along tonight that I know has some Valium or Xanax she pops daily. Might have to go through her purse then make up some iced tea for everyone.

**Bwana** · 11-18-2016, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

I said rear naked choke and handcuffs on the ankles Bwana. Let's not bring guns into this matter.

Well in that case I would bite you and take a steak out of your arm, then quickly hop off hence, effectively avoiding both choices.

siberian khatru · 11-18-2016, 03:13 PM

I last ate at a Red Lobster four years ago. Hated it. So bad that when my next-door neighbors very graciously gave us a gift card to RL a couple of years ago for a favor we did for them ... we sold it on the Internet. Because I could not ****ing stomach even a free (or heavily discounted) meal there.

If it had been an Olive Garden gift card, I would have reluctantly used it.

**Bwana** · 11-18-2016, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

I have an old, crazy aunt tagging along tonight that I know has some Valium or Xanax she pops daily. Might have to go through her purse then make up some iced tea for everyone.

There you go!!

View Poll Results: Which one do you prefer?
Red Lobster	51	58.62%
Olive Garden	36	41.38%
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11-18-2016, 02:39 PM
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $2798382	Red Lobster vs. Olive Garden So, you're walking down the street minding your own business and I come up behind you (lets pretend I'm 6' 6" 260 and not 5' 9") and get you in a rear naked choke. I say you have to have dinner with me and I'll take the cuffs off I bound us by the ankles with with my magical extra set of hands if you promise not to have food on lip that makes me uncomfortable and spoils an otherwise fine dining experience. There are only two options: Red Lobster or Olive Garden. Where do we eat?
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11-18-2016, 02:58 PM	#16
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	if you haven't tried the Portobello ravioli at Olive Garden - it's a lovely entree.
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11-18-2016, 03:01 PM	#17
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $2242295 VARSITY	Going with Olive Garden. Gonna take alcohol to get me through this meal. Red wine will make the Italianish stuff taste decent.
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11-18-2016, 03:01 PM	#18
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $2265880	I take my gun out and shoot you in the head. Then I call the cops. Once all of the drama is over, I go somewhere good to eat instead. __________________ Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has...it has stolen.
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11-18-2016, 03:04 PM	#21
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2139583647	I don't know dude I have only been into a red lobster once and that's when the local one opened here in 1994. I was so unimpressed I have never been back. I go to the local Olive Garden once a year. I have a family member that just loves it and that is her answer to my question, "where would you like to go to dinner on your birthday?" I cringe and go every year. The last time I went in October it was actually pretty decent for "fast food." (Could of had something to do with the amount of wine I sucked down to kill the mental pain of being in there) I mean there are a couple of decent Italian eating establishments in town, but she just loves the Olive Garden. With all theatbeing said, if you had a gun to my head, I'll go with the Olive Garden. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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11-18-2016, 03:04 PM	#22
Prison Bitch Rabbi Goldmann Join Date: Nov 2012 Casino cash: $5450159	The only way this poll makes any sense is if you adjust it for cost.
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3358491 VARSITY	I went to Red Lobster last year for the first time since the internet was invented, and it was really good. I was impressed. I haven't been to Olive Garden since the Soviet Union broke up, so I don't have an opinion on them. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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11-18-2016, 03:13 PM	#29
siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium Casino cash: $2584950	I last ate at a Red Lobster four years ago. Hated it. So bad that when my next-door neighbors very graciously gave us a gift card to RL a couple of years ago for a favor we did for them ... we sold it on the Internet. Because I could not ****ing stomach even a free (or heavily discounted) meal there. If it had been an Olive Garden gift card, I would have reluctantly used it.
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