Going on 1st date in 13 years. How have the rules changed? - Page 5

chris · 10:17 AM

Recently divorced.

Been to numerous lunch dates. Lunch dates are safe, cause in a hour you go back to work. Didn't like any of them anyway.

This new woman may be different. We've spent 10-20 hours on the phone and I'm going to Vegas to meet her where she is attending a trade show.

I have tickets to a show. Plus we'll go somewhere to dinner. I would prefer not a buffet.

SOOOOOOOOO, what has changed?

Small bunch of flowers still acceptable?

Ladies, what is the cologne of choice?

What are the things to do, not do, say, not say??

thanks

OldTownChief · 01-13-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Henry

My God, I'm LOL after reading all of your posts. I swear, this Place could be a pretty dam good TV show, albeit cable after family hour, but it would still be a dm good piece of comedy and theatre all in one. You guys can really crack me up some times....I wonder what we could call this show?

Cool Idea!! A show about nothing. A BB show about nothing. Haven't met enough Planeteers to cast the characters yet but I'm pretty sure TJ could play Newman. Hello Neeeewman.

BIG_DADDY · 01-13-2005, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by chris

OK, I'll bite.

Please explain the Titty Test.

Titty test. Once your macking down and you want to know if she is going to let you go all the way you do the titty test. If she will let you fondle her breasts she will let you have the whole package. It's a way of finding out rather quickly if your getting any.

Kerberos · 01-13-2005, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Titty test. Once your macking down and you want to know if she is going to let you go all the way you do the titty test. If she will let you fondle her breasts she will let you have the whole package. It's a way of finding out rather quickly if your getting any.

I gotta throw up the BS flag on that one .... I fondled the WU breast for months before she let me go all the way ..............And it wasn't for the lack of effort on my part I can assure you!

Some will and MY DIDN'T

Cliff

Red Dawg · 01-13-2005, 11:03 AM

You have sex first, then you go to dinner.

jcroft · 01-13-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Titty test. Once your macking down and you want to know if she is going to let you go all the way you do the titty test. If she will let you fondle her breasts she will let you have the whole package. It's a way of finding out rather quickly if your getting any.

Tits are boring. I tend to skip this step and go straight for the real loot.

Kerberos · 01-13-2005, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Maybe you weren't doin' it right.

All I can picture is the scene from Mr.Mom when Micheal Keaton is taking the kids to school and going in the wrong end of the parking area and the kids are all yelling:

"You're Doing it Wrong"

My wife has enough breast acreage to last me the rest of my life ... maybe I just didn't get around them fast enough the first few times ????

Cliff

KCFalcon59 · 01-13-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by rxrider

I gotta throw up the BS flag on that one .... I fondled the WU breast for months before she let me go all the way ..............And it wasn't for the lack of effort on my part I can assure you!

Some will and MY DIDN'T

Cliff

I think size of titty makes a difference. Little titties take no time to work over. Big titties take more time.

**Mr. Kotter** · 01-13-2005, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Titty test. Once your macking down and you want to know if she is going to let you go all the way you do the titty test. If she will let you fondle her breasts she will let you have the whole package. It's a way of finding out rather quickly if your getting any.

Generally, true. Catholic girls are sometimes an exception....some will give you the head first slide into home, then suddenly she cues Meatloaf and "STOP right there..."

jcroft · 01-13-2005, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

That's the way it worked last time I met a girl in Vegas.

If it doesn't work that way, I don't bother.

Kerberos · 01-13-2005, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by KCFalcon59

I think size of titty makes a difference. Little titties take no time to work over. Big titties take more time.

Mike you seen my WU and "Time" is of the essence here .... these cats have no clue !

Cliff

KCFalcon59 · 01-13-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by rxrider

Mike you seen my WU and "Time" is of the essence here .... these cats have no clue !

Cliff

Chief Henry · 01-13-2005, 11:22 AM

OK, what was that advice Ben Stiler got in the movie "Something about Mary"........

Kerberos · 01-13-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Henry

OK, what was that advice Ben Stiler got in the movie "Something about Mary"........

Not to try and make your OWN hair gel ???

Cliff

**Skip Towne** · 01-13-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by OldTownChief

Cool Idea!! A show about nothing. A BB show about nothing. Haven't met enough Planeteers to cast the characters yet but I'm pretty sure TJ could play Newman. Hello Neeeewman.

Obviously you haven't seen Titus.

chris · 01-13-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Henry

OK, what was that advice Ben Stiler got in the movie "Something about Mary"........

Never saw the movie.

What were the words of wisdom?

01-13-2005, 12:34 AM
chris Always Ask "Why" Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Park City; Two Rivers Casino cash: $10004900	Going on 1st date in 13 years. How have the rules changed? Recently divorced. Been to numerous lunch dates. Lunch dates are safe, cause in a hour you go back to work. Didn't like any of them anyway. This new woman may be different. We've spent 10-20 hours on the phone and I'm going to Vegas to meet her where she is attending a trade show. I have tickets to a show. Plus we'll go somewhere to dinner. I would prefer not a buffet. SOOOOOOOOO, what has changed? Small bunch of flowers still acceptable? Ladies, what is the cologne of choice? What are the things to do, not do, say, not say?? thanks Last edited by chris; 01-13-2005 at 10:17 AM..
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