My Worst Decision. (A Picture Story)

KcKing · 11-23-2005, 02:32 AM

Hi. For those that don't know me, my name is

and i'm going to tell you about the worst decision of my life...

It all started one day when I was at a

and I saw this BEAUTIFUL woman from across the room...
I pointed her out to my boys, and one of them knew her already. He told me, "Dawg, that chick is a total

when she gets drunk..."

So, i'm like cool.... I walk over and ask her if I could buy her a

and she said, sure!!!

So after about 4 of them she turns to me and says,

KcKing · 11-23-2005, 02:32 AM

To which I was like, "Hell to the Yeah You Are!! Lemme drive you home."
On the way there, I'm gettin excited thinkin bout hittin that

and drivin FAST!!! Soon, we get back to her house and we

I bust a

and raise da fugg outta there...

Last i'll see of that chickenhead I think... But I was wrong.... WAY wrong!!
About 6 months later, i'm at a resturant pickin up some

And this lady screams,

!!!!!!!!

KcKing · 11-23-2005, 02:33 AM

from behind me... I look back and see the

standing there mad as ****... She's like, "I've been lookin er'where for you!! I need some

because i'm

and it's YOURS!!!!

So now i'm like,

and she's says, that's right muthafugga... Your

KcKing · 11-23-2005, 02:33 AM

and

belong to me now!!

I think back and tell her, HELL NAW IT AIN'T MINE!!! I USED A

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, we end up goin on TV for a Paternity Test, and when the results were in, I learned that I

All's well that ends well I guess... Gotta run tho, there's supposed to be a tight ass

tonight, and i'm in search of some new

!

(The End)

Abba-Dabba · 11-23-2005, 02:37 AM

What a beautiful story.

11-23-2005, 07:20 AM

That was great. Not great enough that I'd be interested in doing all that work, but it was fun. Hopefully you got to cut and paste that from somewhere else.

Seek · 11-23-2005, 08:22 AM

Hey I watched that episode of Maury. They still haven't figured out who her baby daddy is.

JBucc · 11-23-2005, 08:27 AM

I wish i knew my daddy

sedated · 11-23-2005, 08:40 AM

heart-warming, truly heart-warming.

MOhillbilly · 11-23-2005, 08:41 AM

that was fun.

KC Kings · 11-23-2005, 08:44 AM

The new KCKing is almost as dumb as the original one.

**alanm** · 11-23-2005, 09:01 AM

That was so heartwarming. It was almost like a "Terms of Endearment" for guys. I think I'm going to cry.

sedated · 11-23-2005, 09:54 AM

My worst decision was not taking any rubbers on my trip to Africa.

MOhillbilly · 11-23-2005, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated

My worst decision was not taking any rubbers on my trip to Africa.

your nikes get mud on them?

**morphius** · 11-23-2005, 10:22 AM

Oddly I doubt Rausch is going to see much humor in this.

11-23-2005, 02:32 AM
KcKing Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Olathe KS Casino cash: $10004900	My Worst Decision. (A Picture Story) Hi. For those that don't know me, my name is and i'm going to tell you about the worst decision of my life... It all started one day when I was at a and I saw this BEAUTIFUL woman from across the room... I pointed her out to my boys, and one of them knew her already. He told me, "Dawg, that chick is a total when she gets drunk..." So, i'm like cool.... I walk over and ask her if I could buy her a and she said, sure!!! So after about 4 of them she turns to me and says,
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11-23-2005, 02:32 AM	#2
KcKing Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Olathe KS Casino cash: $10004900	To which I was like, "Hell to the Yeah You Are!! Lemme drive you home." On the way there, I'm gettin excited thinkin bout hittin that and drivin FAST!!! Soon, we get back to her house and we I bust a and raise da fugg outta there... Last i'll see of that chickenhead I think... But I was wrong.... WAY wrong!! About 6 months later, i'm at a resturant pickin up some And this lady screams, !!!!!!!!
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11-23-2005, 02:33 AM	#3
KcKing Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Olathe KS Casino cash: $10004900	from behind me... I look back and see the standing there mad as ****... She's like, "I've been lookin er'where for you!! I need some because i'm and it's YOURS!!!! So now i'm like, and she's says, that's right muthafugga... Your
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11-23-2005, 02:33 AM	#4
KcKing Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Olathe KS Casino cash: $10004900	and belong to me now!! I think back and tell her, HELL NAW IT AIN'T MINE!!! I USED A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, we end up goin on TV for a Paternity Test, and when the results were in, I learned that I All's well that ends well I guess... Gotta run tho, there's supposed to be a tight ass tonight, and i'm in search of some new ! (The End)
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11-23-2005, 02:37 AM	#5
Abba-Dabba MVP Join Date: May 2001 Casino cash: $4502970	What a beautiful story.
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Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	That was great. Not great enough that I'd be interested in doing all that work, but it was fun. Hopefully you got to cut and paste that from somewhere else.
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JBucc MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Casino cash: $10004952	I wish i knew my daddy
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