Hello, my children. I am back to say farewell.

[Thig Lyfe]

Have no fear. I died for your sins, and have risen again three-plus days later to take my rightful position on the throne.

The doubters, the skeptics, the tyrants, all carrying hearts filled with hate and jealousy... they will stop at nothing to tear me down. Why do they hate the Chiefs? Why do they want them to lose? We may never know. But do not feel anger toward them. They know not what they do. And try as they might, they cannot defeat the will of the faithful masses.

In 31 hours and 33 minutes, I shall guarantee yet another victory... and the Chiefs shall then march to 5-0. And all will be well.

And all will be well.