Utilization of midgets in the NFL

[cmh6476]

wonder why teams don't try to utilize midgets to give them a leg, errr stump up over other teams. Think about it.

In short yardage situations, you could hut the ball, hand off to the midget then get one of your strongest guys to line up as a FB and toss the little focker over the goalline.


Or, defending FGs. You could again take your strongest guy, and throw the little feller up in the air to try and block the kick as it goes in the air.

I'm sure there are other utilizations, but I wonder why no one has thought of this.

[Joe Seahawk]

JD could try out..

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by tyton75

The NFL needs a rule change... to see Boomer and Kendrel hurling midgets at the QB over the line.. thats damn good TV!!

Or watch as Willie Roaf grabs the midget in the backfield and starts a hammer-throw spin.. then launches the little dude 30yards downfield while the rest of the line blocks for him.... thats freaking sweet!

Statistically, would that be a run or a pass? You wouldn't want to get penalized for having linemen downfield.

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis

I thought this thread was going to be about Darren Sproles

Me too. Haha.

Originally Posted by tyton75

The NFL needs a rule change... to see Boomer and Kendrel hurling midgets at the QB over the line.. thats damn good TV!!

Or watch as Willie Roaf grabs the midget in the backfield and starts a hammer-throw spin.. then launches the little dude 30yards downfield while the rest of the line blocks for him.... thats freaking sweet!

[gblowfish]

Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis

I thought this thread was going to be about Darren Sproles

I thought this thread was going to be about Doug Flutie!

BTW: The Chiefs already have a midget: Billy Bartee!

[NY CHIEF]

One of the corners denver drafted is a midget !