Pictures Elvis Avengers Calendar

frankotank · 11:25 AM

So I usually get a Chiefs calendar to hang on my wall at work ….but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it this year. Just….too depressing. I didn’t want to wait for a Michigan calendar to come in the mail so I just bought something I thought I could live with…. I bought an Avengers calendar.

I couldn’t live with it….

It began innocently enough when I got sick of Capn ‘Merka staring at me the first few weeks of January. I grabbed an Elvis mask off my wall (it’s from the 2003 99.7 KY Elvis Parade..…remember the Elvis parade? It was awesome!)…so I photo copied it and viola. Capn Elvis.

February came along and I got a little more creative. You can see the arrow thru Hawkeyse face. That took an extra 30 seconds or so!

But then…..MARCH came, and I was like….CHAKA KAHN! It’s time to bust a move! And I did.
My skills improved so dramatically for the March edition that I felt I MUST share my talents with everyone! I mean, it’s not like I’m posting a horrendous chest spanning Chiefs tattoo! THIS…is ART!

For March I ditched the primitive scotch tape and used the more sophisticated Elmers Glue! I posted TWO pics of the March calendar so you can see the detail on the smaller folk.
From top to bottom they were originally Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Captain ‘Merka, Iron Man….and of course the Hulk.
Elvis Hulk is friggin awesome and clearly visible in first March pic. In the second one….yes that is Marilyn….couldn’t make Elvis have boobs! Notice the metal Elvis for Iron Man. I crack me up.

Thank ya….thank ya vera much!

January

February

March #1

March #2

April BE (before Elvis)

April AE (after Elvis)

May BE

May AE

**Rain Man** · 03-01-2013, 02:33 PM

Is that copyright infringement? I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you.

savchief · 03-01-2013, 03:37 PM

Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. O'tank,
Your son Frank has successfully completed the skills of third grade art and will be moving to the fourth grade with his peers. His mastery of stubby dull scissors, cutting out faces and white glue were the envy of the class. Next up: paper mache and paper clip, rubber band and construction paper mobiles.

A proud day for the O'tanks, indeed! Erin Go Bragh!

What the hell is that black and white ghoulish Elvis from?

frankotank · 03-01-2013, 03:27 PM

HURRAY! Somebody looked at my work! (without confirming it's awesomeness.....but whatever....)

ohohhhh yeah momma!

**Rain Man** · 03-01-2013, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankotank

HURRAY! Somebody looked at my work! (without confirming it's awesomeness.....but whatever....)

ohohhhh yeah momma!

Sometimes it's enough just to have someone pay attention to you. I sometimes spill my glass in restaurants just so people will look at me.

frankotank · 03-29-2013, 10:42 AM

added April to OP.

and spilled my drink....

BlackHelicopters · 03-29-2013, 10:47 AM

Interweb is fun.

frankotank · 03-29-2013, 11:04 AM

frankotank · 05-01-2013, 11:26 AM

I KNOW errabody was like....WTF! where's my May installment of Elvis Avengers?

well....CHAKA KAHN!

03-01-2013, 01:34 PM	Topic Starter
frankotank I like 'em mustard & biscuits Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Hill Casino cash: $10011076	Elvis Avengers Calendar So I usually get a Chiefs calendar to hang on my wall at work ….but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it this year. Just….too depressing. I didn’t want to wait for a Michigan calendar to come in the mail so I just bought something I thought I could live with…. I bought an Avengers calendar. I couldn’t live with it…. It began innocently enough when I got sick of Capn ‘Merka staring at me the first few weeks of January. I grabbed an Elvis mask off my wall (it’s from the 2003 99.7 KY Elvis Parade..…remember the Elvis parade? It was awesome!)…so I photo copied it and viola. Capn Elvis. February came along and I got a little more creative. You can see the arrow thru Hawkeyse face. That took an extra 30 seconds or so! But then…..MARCH came, and I was like….CHAKA KAHN! It’s time to bust a move! And I did. My skills improved so dramatically for the March edition that I felt I MUST share my talents with everyone! I mean, it’s not like I’m posting a horrendous chest spanning Chiefs tattoo! THIS…is ART! For March I ditched the primitive scotch tape and used the more sophisticated Elmers Glue! I posted TWO pics of the March calendar so you can see the detail on the smaller folk. From top to bottom they were originally Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Captain ‘Merka, Iron Man….and of course the Hulk. Elvis Hulk is friggin awesome and clearly visible in first March pic. In the second one….yes that is Marilyn….couldn’t make Elvis have boobs! Notice the metal Elvis for Iron Man. I crack me up. Thank ya….thank ya vera much! January February March #1 March #2 April BE (before Elvis) April AE (after Elvis) May BE May AE Last edited by frankotank; 05-01-2013 at 11:25 AM.. Reason: add May
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03-01-2013, 03:37 PM	#3
savchief Lefty Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Savannah Casino cash: $9576237	Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. O'tank, Your son Frank has successfully completed the skills of third grade art and will be moving to the fourth grade with his peers. His mastery of stubby dull scissors, cutting out faces and white glue were the envy of the class. Next up: paper mache and paper clip, rubber band and construction paper mobiles. A proud day for the O'tanks, indeed! Erin Go Bragh! What the hell is that black and white ghoulish Elvis from?
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03-01-2013, 03:27 PM	#4
frankotank I like 'em mustard & biscuits Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Hill Casino cash: $10011076	HURRAY! Somebody looked at my work! (without confirming it's awesomeness.....but whatever....) ohohhhh yeah momma! __________________ A naked American man stole my balloons.
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03-29-2013, 10:42 AM	#6
frankotank I like 'em mustard & biscuits Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Hill Casino cash: $10011076	added April to OP. and spilled my drink.... __________________ A naked American man stole my balloons.
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03-29-2013, 11:04 AM	#8
frankotank I like 'em mustard & biscuits Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Hill Casino cash: $10011076	__________________ A naked American man stole my balloons.
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05-01-2013, 11:26 AM	#9
frankotank I like 'em mustard & biscuits Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Hill Casino cash: $10011076	I KNOW errabody was like....WTF! where's my May installment of Elvis Avengers? well....CHAKA KAHN! __________________ A naked American man stole my balloons.
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