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Old 09-14-2006, 08:50 AM  
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Amazing similarities between Brock Huard and Joe Montana

1. Joe Montana has 10 letters, and Damon Huard has 10 letters.

2. Joe went to Notre Dame, and Damon went to Washington, both colleges that are named after people or places that were around before 1800.

3. Joe arrived in Kansas City as a seasoned veteran, and Damon arrived in Kansas City as a seasoned veteran.

4. Until last week, neither Joe nor Damon had completed a pass in the NFL since the year 2000.

5. Joe had a teammate named named Eric (Wright) and Damon has a teammate named Eric (Hicks).

6. Joe won four Super Bowls, and Damon played for the Patriots, who have appeared in four Super Bowls.

7. Joe is right-handed, and Damon is right-handed.

8. Joe started his career in 1979, and Damon started his career in 1997, which is 1979 with the last two numbers reversed.

9. Joe was viewed as expendable by his old team, which thought they had a better quarterback available. Damon was also viewed as expendable by his old team, which thought they had a better quarterback available.

10. Joe led the Chiefs to an impressive win in Denver, and Damon will lead the Chiefs to an impressive win in Denver.


You have to admit, it's uncanny.
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:16 AM   #16
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Tha Pats have appeared in 5 Super Bowls since 1984.
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:18 AM   #17
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Tha Pats have appeared in 5 Super Bowls since 1984.

false. www.snopes.com
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:19 AM   #18
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Tha Pats have appeared in 5 Super Bowls since 1984.
Well, to be honest they didn't actually show up in 1986.
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:20 AM   #19
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Montana spotted John Candy at one of his games
Huard was spotted watching a John Candy video at one of his games

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Old 09-14-2006, 11:25 AM   #20
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Montana was sacked 12 times in one season.

Huard is gonna be sacked 12 times in one game.

Uncanny!
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:37 AM   #21
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Heh.

You got wayyyyyy to much free time on your hands there, Kevin.
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:41 AM   #22
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Montana fled TO Arrowhead after being released by his team. Huard fled FROM Arrowhead after his OL released from their blocks.
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:45 AM   #23
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Originally Posted by Rain Man
1. Joe Montana has 10 letters, and Damon Huard has 10 letters.
It would be even more similar if we changed his name to "Dam Onhuard"
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Old 09-14-2006, 11:52 AM   #24
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Joe Montana is arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of the NFL.

Damon Huard is arguably the greatest quarterback in the history of his family.
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:00 PM   #25
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The glaring difference is this:

A town named Joe in Montana came from Joe Montana.

A steaming pile of Turd got it's name from Damon Huard. Every time a Chiefs fan take a massive poop, it's always named Huard.
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:15 PM   #26
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Heh.

You got wayyyyyy to much free time on your hands there, Kevin.
Yet his company has topped $1 million for the year already. Obviously he is a great leader who knows how to delegate the work so he can keep up on the important things, keeping us entertained here on the Planet!
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Old 09-14-2006, 12:27 PM   #27
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Huard won a prize for catching the largest tuna at the Dolphins annual charity fishing tournament to benefit the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation in 2000.

Montana won, uh, caught a, um........

Montana eats tuna fish sandwiches once in a while. Mere coincidence? I think not!
And both last names pronounced backwards are gibberish.
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:16 PM   #28
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Montana's assassin shot him in a theater then ran to a library.

Huard's assassin shot him from a library then ran to a theatre.
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