Poop ***Official Knowmo2724 homer-2000 thread*** - Page 144

Ebolapox · 08-01-2009, 09:38 AM

Very few non-bronco fans can tolerate him. he creates inane threads that are homeristic in nature (his avatar is very apropos), and nobody loves him (not even his own mother)

'face, this can be the home for all knowmo threads so we aren't treated to the bi-weekly steaming 'presents' left by the front door.

**Saul Good** · 07-20-2011, 08:01 PM

There have been 3 QBs to win 3 or more Super Bowls in My lifetime, and I'm 33 years old.

Joe Montana: 3rd rounder
Troy Aikman: 1st rounder
Tom Brady: 6th rounder

**The Bad Guy** · 07-20-2011, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DarthCarlSatan

I think I'll stick with "pretending" because getting another Brady in our lifetimes falls under "statistical anomaly".

Jesus, you take "getting hurt by a knee-biting midget linebacker" as a legitimate wish for injury?

Well, **** me I guess...

I absolutely think you would jump up and down in pure joy should Cassel suffer a Brady/Pollard type knee injury.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-20-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

I absolutely think you would jump up and down in pure joy should Cassel suffer a Brady/Pollard type knee injury.

If it were a Grbac/Gannon-scenario, you would be correct. Fireworks, narcotics, and women of the night would probably make an appearance as well.

**The Bad Guy** · 07-20-2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DarthCarlSatan

If it were a Grbac/Gannon-scenario, you would be correct. Fireworks, narcotics, and women of the night would probably make an appearance as well.

Can't cherrypick it.

When Cassel went down last year, Brodie Croyle couldn't even move the team past the 50 yard line.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-20-2011, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Can't cherrypick it.

When Cassel went down last year, Brodie Croyle couldn't even move the team past the 50 yard line.

The merry mother**** I can't, and I just did.

I will "jump for pure joy" when this franchise breaks it's cycle of being too chickenshit to take the plunge/pull the trigger.

**The Bad Guy** · 07-20-2011, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DarthCarlSatan

The merry mother**** I can't, and I just did.

I will "jump for pure joy" when this franchise breaks it's cycle of being too chickenshit to take the plunge/pull the trigger.

Yes, that's it. They are scared to do it.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-20-2011, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Yes, that's it. They are scared to do it.

Yeah, hell, it's only been close to 30 years. I mean, what IS there to complain about, right?

Quesadilla Joe · 07-23-2011, 07:41 PM

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Knowshon Moreno lifted his chin over the pull-up bar for his final repetition — of 45 — and collapsed into a sweaty, out-of-breath heap on the floor of the CrossFit Verve gym in North Denver.

Moreno, the Broncos' third-year running back, had just cranked out 45 "thrusters" — an overhead press with a 95-pound bar — and those 45 pull-ups — broken up into sets of 21, 15 then 9, all in 3 minutes, 39 seconds. That time is considered elite by CrossFit standards, and shows an improvement of 4 1/2 minutes from when he first did this fitness test six weeks ago.

"I want to come into the season in the best shape I can be. I want my body to be in great shape so I can go out there and practice hard, practice
to the best of my ability," Moreno said.

Moreno joined Broncos teammates for a workout at Valor Christian High on Thursday morning, but nearly all of his offseason work has been done at CrossFit Verve, a cavernous room filled with pull-up bars, barbells, weight plates, medicine balls, still rings and large ropes. When he arrived for the first time in early June, he could do only 14 pull-ups. Now he can rip off 40 without a break.

Moreno is noticeably leaner, especially in his face and torso, having dropped from 215 to 200 pounds, but trainer Matt Chan said Moreno has gained strength in his back, glutes and especially in his hamstrings, both of which were injured in 2010.

"He is absolutely stronger," Chan said.

Now Moreno just wants to be able to show it.

"I know I've got more in me," he said.

http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci...215?source=rss

Uhhhhh ohhhhh.... Sounds like Knowshon has heard the shit talking and is on a mission. I bet he can run a 4.4 40 now, that Slowshon nickname ain't gonna stick much longer.

**BossChief** · 07-23-2011, 07:58 PM

Haha

So he was terribly out of shape and got to the Mendoza line for personal health.

Great.

He will make a good #3 back if he keeps working.

BUST

ZootedGranny · 07-23-2011, 08:00 PM

Moreno getting crunk on that P90X and Wii Fit.

-King- · 07-23-2011, 08:50 PM

1 legged blind Jamaal Charles >>>> Knowshon on his healthiest and strongest day

**RealSNR** · 07-23-2011, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by KnowMo2724

http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci...215?source=rss

Uhhhhh ohhhhh.... Sounds like Knowshon has heard the shit talking and is on a mission. I bet he can run a 4.4 40 now, that Slowshon nickname ain't gonna stick much longer.

Thomas Jones has the workout stats of ****ing Hercules. Look how well he did last year.

Quesadilla Joe · 07-23-2011, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Thomas Jones has the workout stats of ****ing Hercules. Look how well he did last year.

Thomas Jones is at the end of his career and has taken a pounding for a decade. Knowshon is just getting started.

Okie_Apparition · 07-23-2011, 09:46 PM

"I'm gonna get cut" "I'm gonna get cut" "I'm gonna get cut"
Why, yes, yes you are

**BossChief** · 07-23-2011, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by KnowMo2724

Thomas Jones is at the end of his career .

So is KnowShon

08-01-2009, 09:38 AM
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BossChief SuperBowl or bust Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: BF Iowa Casino cash: $1954088	Haha So he was terribly out of shape and got to the Mendoza line for personal health. Great. He will make a good #3 back if he keeps working. BUST __________________ Dreams do come true... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1407
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