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Old 07-25-2014, 08:55 PM  
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Your Daily Porn Movie Description
Not long ago I started looking at the descriptions for pay per view porn flics out of sheer boredom and curiosity (I'll certainly never buy one at $10-15 a pop)... and most of them are the most insanely ridiculous things on the face of the planet, an 8th grader would have a hard time being so juvenile and shallow.

Its frankly embarrassing... but also hilarious in a very juvenile way.

So I will update this thread daily with the worst one I can find, if you find one that's good for a raunchy chuckle, post it up.
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Old 07-25-2014, 08:58 PM   #2
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Old 07-25-2014, 08:59 PM   #3
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I'll start with two to get things going...

100% 18 Year Old Teen Trim - Certified 18 year olds are ready to bone down! Our licensed inspectors make sure every snatch can handle thick meat like a pro.

Pound Down in Pink Town 4 - When she orgasms she can crack the Richter scale! Those quivers and shakes are real, just listen to her ear splitting moans!
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:01 PM   #4
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:02 PM   #5
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I have stopped watching porn for a while - it just gets old. Meh...
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:07 PM   #6
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Any Dark Bros. film from the eighties and partially nineties are/is pretty odd erotica -
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:10 PM   #7
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love the idea. There are funny ones and they are always right next to childrens programming on the guide.
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:15 PM   #8
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I grew up on those fake ass porns. There's only so many times you can beat your dick to Gonzo-style shit.

Now I exclusively watch amateur stuff and I'd never pay. **** all that.
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Old 07-25-2014, 09:17 PM   #9
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Hot & New Little Spinners - These tiny twisted babes are the perfect size to spin on your hard rod! Pick 'em up and plunge your dick deep into tight pink.
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:23 PM   #10
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Old 07-25-2014, 10:38 PM   #11
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Will he bonk her in the chocolate factory for all the anal fans out there.

Clitty Clitty bang bang ends with a great bukkake scene.
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Old 07-25-2014, 11:31 PM   #12
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Old 07-25-2014, 11:39 PM   #13
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I grew up on those fake ass porns. There's only so many times you can beat your dick to Gonzo-style shit.

Now I exclusively watch amateur stuff and I'd never pay. **** all that.
It's the opposite for me, there's only so many times you can jerk it to fake dry humping. lol
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Old 07-25-2014, 11:50 PM   #14
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Old 07-26-2014, 09:16 AM   #15
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I'm leaving for an overnight fishing trip here in a bit, so here is todays DPMD...

Deep Teen Creampies 2 - Fresh faced beauties love to feel hot juice dripping from their lips almost as much as they love being full of shaft!
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