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Old 02-11-2017, 01:00 PM  
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Chiefs Alternate History Madden Franchise: Can Joe Montana take KC back to the SB?

Return of Mals: Joe Montana Edition

Downloaded a 1993 NFL Roster updated for Madden 17 last night.



All teams and players are edited to reflect their 1993 counterparts. Steve Young, Troy Aikman, Warren Moon and JOE MONTANA are all on this roster along with every other starter AND backup from 1993. This roster is so accurate it has Andre Ware on the Lions. Titans serve as the Oilers, Texans and Jags are full of generic assholes.

Chiefs have Joe, Marcus, DT, Smith, Carter, etc. Whoever did this is a genious and even got the player equipment right. Faces are computer-generated and coaches are wrong, but can't have everything.





The goal: get the Chiefs back in the SB with Montana at starting QB. Franchise will run until Joe retires. Not allowed to switch QBs.

LET'S DO THIS!
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:46 AM   #136
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It was three straight and they picked up the third one.

There's a counter for everything bud.
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Old 02-26-2017, 11:51 AM   #137
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That was amazing how you dubbed all the announcer calls over the plays. That had to have been a pain in the ass to do. Well done.
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:02 PM   #138
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Well, Ricky didn't score 6 TDs but **** me you let him go off for 220 in the big game!?!
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:40 PM   #139
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That entire video was ****ing nails. I loved the commentary. I'm proud of you Mals even if we didn't win the entire thing.

Are we headed to the offseason or are you doing a completely new era of Chief football?
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Old 02-26-2017, 01:58 PM   #140
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Well, Ricky didn't score 6 TDs but **** me you let him go off for 220 in the big game!?!
Had runs of 64, 33, 21 and 16.

Straight ****ed me.

Fatties coming this offseason.
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:00 PM   #141
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Are we headed to the offseason or are you doing a completely new era of Chief football?
Retired: CB Albert Lewis

Re-signed: FS Kevin Ross, FS Charles Mincy

Cut: WR Fred Jones, CB Jay Taylor, FS David Whitmore, DE Darren Mickell, DT Joe Phillips, RT Ricky Siglar, SS Martin Bayless, P Bryan Barker, HB Todd McNair, K Nick Lowery, QB Dave Krieg

Refusing to re-sign: SS Bennie Thompson

Notable NFL Retirements: DE Jim Jeffcoat, C Bruce Matthews, OLB Rickey Jackson, K Morten Andersen, WR James Lofton, QB Ken O'Brien, LT Joe Jacoby, WR Art Monk, CB Darrell Green, RT Jackie Slater, C Bart Oates, MLB Karl Mecklenburg

Top available free agents: CB Deion Sanders, DE Sean Jones, WR Anthony Miller, CB Rod Woodson, OLB Ken Harvey, MLB Ken Norton, WR Terrance Mathis, WR Ernest Givins, OT Bruce Armstrong, WR Henry Ellard, CB Mark Collins, SS Brian Washington and P Louie ****ing Aguiar, bitches.

Offseason rules: I have to trade for Steve Bono and sign the kicker that shall go unnamed.

JOE AND MARCUS ARE STILL HERE, LET'S GET BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL AND WIN IT!!
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:21 PM   #142
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What's the cap sitch looking like? You should go all out for Neon Deion.
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:47 PM   #143
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Great ****ing video. Epic game.

Get Deion and Woodson. Sure up that secondary.
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Old 02-26-2017, 02:56 PM   #144
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I've already completed the FA period.

I will post a recap but let me say this:

SIGN QUIETLY OR THERE WILL BE...TROUBLE

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Old 02-26-2017, 08:55 PM   #146
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Old 02-27-2017, 02:33 AM   #147
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OFFSEASON DUMP

The Chiefs had a banner ****ing year in free agency. Here's the haul:

RT Chris Hinton - 4 years, 32M
DT Ted Washington - 4 years, 28M
WR Quinn Early - 4 years, 25M
SS William White - 3 years, 12M
OLB David Brandon - 3 years, 11M
CB Mark Collins - 1 year, 10M
P Louie Aguiar - 4 years, 10M
QB Rich Gannon - 2 years, 7M
TE Wesley Walls - 3 years, 7M
HB Amp Lee - 1 year, 2M
WR Ernest Givins - 2 years, 1.5M
K the kicker that shall go unnamed - 2 years, 1.5M

Oh yeah, and one more guy:

Spoiler!


SUPER BOWL OR BUST

THE DRAFT

(after it was over I edited about 100 players to reflect their real life counterparts, according to an OVR = Career AV ranking on Pro Football Reference)

Chiefs picks: (4th round pick traded for Steve Bono)


Spoiler!


Top 10

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Best draft hauls:

Spoiler!


And some stats from last season:

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Joe Montana- 3,746 yards (6th), 22 TDs (8th), 20 INT, 90.6 QBR
Marcus Allen - 280 carries, 1,214 yards (7th), 9 TD, 54 rec, 296 yards
Willie Davis - 86 rec, 1660 yards, 12 TD
JJ Birden - 45 rec, 622 yards, 2 TD
Keith Cash - 50 rec, 591 yards, 3 TD

Neil Smith - 77 tackles, 19.5 sacks, 3FF, 23 TFL
Derrick Thomas - 70 tackles, 18.5 sacks, 4 FF, 18 TFL
Dale Carter - 58 tackles, 2 INT, 11 PD
Tracy Simien - 80 tackles, 3.5 sacks, 10 TFL, 4 PD
Charles Mincy - 59 tackles, 3 INT, 2 sacks, 5 PD

Passing leader: Brett Favre 4,464
Passing TD leader: John Elway 34
QBR leader: Steve Young 113.0

Rushing leader: Jerome Bettis 1,960
Rush TD leader: Barry Sanders 20
TD leader: Barry Sanders 24

Receiving leader: Willie Davis 1,660
Receiving TD leader: Michael Irvin 13
Sack leaders: Neil Smith, Frank Warren 19.5

#1 offense: Bills
#1 defense: Oilers
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Old 02-27-2017, 11:48 AM   #148
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Neon Deion!

For $18m a year though. **** me!

Guy better lock down half the field every week for us to come out on top of that one.

Are you going to have him returning kicks occasionally or nah?
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Neon Deion!

For $18m a year though. **** me!

Guy better lock down half the field every week for us to come out on top of that one.

Are you going to have him returning kicks occasionally or nah?
Punts, yes. Kickoff returns are abysmal on this game so I'll be using Greg Hill there most likely. Don't want Deion to get hurt for a 25-yard return.
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Training camp! Deion Sanders is just lethal.



This ball wasn't even thrown to Deion's receiver and he still picks it. Look at where he is when the ball is in the air.



Both feet in bounds.



Deion likes to make picks.



Here's new WR Ernest Givins hauling in a TD pass from Joe Montana.



Rookie RB Lamar Smith nicely broke a Mark Collins tackle here before Ted Washington's 350 pounds ran him down. Look at Fat Ted hop the guard.



Later on Montana hooked up with Wesley Walls for a TD.



Quinn Early made a nice play here on another long TD from Montana. Early will be the Chiefs #1.



Fat Ted is a big ****ing load.



The coaches got on Fat Ted after he hit Montana on one play.



Rookie Lamar Smith has been impressive. Here he runs over Dale Carter.



The Chiefs made a late FA addition to the roster.



Meanwhile, backup QB Steve Bono has been struggling with his accuracy.

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