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**Rain Man** · 08-02-2006, 04:42 PM

I often see or hear people saying or doing things that I find intriguing, but it's not quite worth making a thread about. I figure that other people might have the same experiences. Therefore, I hope that this thread can become a clearinghouse for those little observations that might not otherwise make the cut.

My first two would be:

1. I went to the optometrist today to get my eyes checked. In the waiting room, a family came in and sat next to me: a mother, a girl of about 13 or 14, and two young boys. The mother is talking on the phone and scolding the boys who are out of control, and then the teenage girl came over to her mother. She's got both hands up near her face, and asks the mother, "What is this?" My initial thinking was that it was something in her eye since we were, after all, in an optometrist's office. Then the girl says, "I thought it was a pimple, but I'm trying to pop it and nothing's coming out."

Where is your shame, young girl? Where is your shame?

2. I came back to the office, and got a cell phone call while I was in my lobby. I was standing there taking the call when this skanky, meth-looking woman in a tank top came in. She got in the elevator and departed toward the heavens. The thing that was most noticeable about her, other than the skanky part, was that she was wearing no supportive garments above the waist, and she badly, badly needed to be wearing them. (Not large, either - envision an inverted champagne flute made out of Slinky.) I finished my call and rode the elevator up myself, and when I got off on my floor, the woman was in the front lobby of the other company on my floor filling out a job application. I really think that a skanky-looking person with bosoms befitting a National Geographic photo should consider wearing a bra or something whilst going in to apply for a job.

Please feel free to post your own minor observations here in the future.

mikey23545 · 10-22-2011, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by AustinChief

Watcha reading there? Looks like a ghey romance novel...

He's writing it, not reading it...

KurtCobain · 10-22-2011, 08:10 PM

Awesome GC.

crispystl · 10-22-2011, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Awesome GC.

This. Nice work son.

listopencil · 10-22-2011, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu

That girl was asking for it. She may have even been asking for more than having her picture taken, but without being there in person it's hard for me to tell.

If you think that's asking for it, you should see how the young ladies dress in these parts.

patteeu · 10-22-2011, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

If you think that's asking for it, you should see how the young ladies dress in these parts.

Educate me. I await your pictures.

Hammock Parties · 10-22-2011, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AustinChief

Watcha reading there? Looks like a ghey romance novel...

How would you know?

Hmm?

**Rain Man** · 11-05-2011, 03:54 PM

I'm in rural Wisconsin waiting for a tow truck. The good news is that the motel guy is letting me wait in the lobby. The interesting news is that there's a really skinny guy with his really obese girlfriend in the pool, and he's riding her like she's a manatee. I have no idea why this is happening.

**AustinChief** · 11-05-2011, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm in rural Wisconsin waiting for a tow truck. The good news is that the motel guy is letting me wait in the lobby. The interesting news is that there's a really skinny guy with his really obese girlfriend in the pool, and he's riding her like she's a manatee. I have no idea why this is happening.

DUDE! Pics? What the hell!

**Rain Man** · 11-05-2011, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AustinChief

DUDE! Pics? What the hell!

I kept pondering, but it would've been pretty obvious what I'm doing, and this woman could take me down like a grizzly bear on a rabbit. I'm not as good as gif_horse at taking creeper pictures.

I always find skinny guy-fat girl couples intriguing. If there's a fat guy-skinny girl couple I just assume that the guy has a high income. But for some reason I don't assume the opposite when it's a SGFG combo. I hope that's not sexist.

**Baby Lee** · 11-05-2011, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by AustinChief

DUDE! Pics? What the hell!

Do it for Omaha!!

**bevischief** · 11-05-2011, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm in rural Wisconsin waiting for a tow truck. The good news is that the motel guy is letting me wait in the lobby. The interesting news is that there's a really skinny guy with his really obese girlfriend in the pool, and he's riding her like she's a manatee. I have no idea why this is happening.

Where at? Pics?

**bevischief** · 11-05-2011, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I kept pondering, but it would've been pretty obvious what I'm doing, and this woman could take me down like a grizzly bear on a rabbit. I'm not as good as gif_horse at taking creeper pictures.

I always find skinny guy-fat girl couples intriguing. If there's a fat guy-skinny girl couple I just assume that the guy has a high income. But for some reason I don't assume the opposite when it's a SGFG combo. I hope that's not sexist.

I have noticed that and wondered what the hell?

Pants · 11-05-2011, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bevischief

I have noticed that and wondered what the hell?

Some guys are really attracted to bigger women.

**bevischief** · 11-05-2011, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pants

Some guys are really attracted to bigger women.

Must be mommy issues...

**Buck** · 11-05-2011, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

Went to dinner last night, took some creeper pics...

That girl has trollface syndrome (mandibular prognathism).

08-02-2006, 04:42 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3368491 VARSITY	The Chiefsplanet Peoplewatching Thread I often see or hear people saying or doing things that I find intriguing, but it's not quite worth making a thread about. I figure that other people might have the same experiences. Therefore, I hope that this thread can become a clearinghouse for those little observations that might not otherwise make the cut. My first two would be: 1. I went to the optometrist today to get my eyes checked. In the waiting room, a family came in and sat next to me: a mother, a girl of about 13 or 14, and two young boys. The mother is talking on the phone and scolding the boys who are out of control, and then the teenage girl came over to her mother. She's got both hands up near her face, and asks the mother, "What is this?" My initial thinking was that it was something in her eye since we were, after all, in an optometrist's office. Then the girl says, "I thought it was a pimple, but I'm trying to pop it and nothing's coming out." Where is your shame, young girl? Where is your shame? 2. I came back to the office, and got a cell phone call while I was in my lobby. I was standing there taking the call when this skanky, meth-looking woman in a tank top came in. She got in the elevator and departed toward the heavens. The thing that was most noticeable about her, other than the skanky part, was that she was wearing no supportive garments above the waist, and she badly, badly needed to be wearing them. (Not large, either - envision an inverted champagne flute made out of Slinky.) I finished my call and rode the elevator up myself, and when I got off on my floor, the woman was in the front lobby of the other company on my floor filling out a job application. I really think that a skanky-looking person with bosoms befitting a National Geographic photo should consider wearing a bra or something whilst going in to apply for a job. Please feel free to post your own minor observations here in the future.
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Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3368491 VARSITY	I'm in rural Wisconsin waiting for a tow truck. The good news is that the motel guy is letting me wait in the lobby. The interesting news is that there's a really skinny guy with his really obese girlfriend in the pool, and he's riding her like she's a manatee. I have no idea why this is happening. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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