****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


Commitment List: From to and possibly

Spoiler!

Committed - Not Yet Signed

Name	Pos	Location	Ht	Wt	40	Rivals Rating
Paul Adams	OL	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'6"	270		5.5
Sam Bailey	OL	Lamar, MOLamar Jr/Sr R 1	6'5"	245		5.4
Andy Bauer	OL	St. Louis, MODeSmet	6'6"	304	5.2	5.9
Kendall Blanton	TE	Blue Springs, MOBlue Springs South	6'5"	225		5.4
Nate Brown	WR	Suwanee, GANorth Gwinnett	6'3"	215	4.5	5.7
Logan Cheadle	DB	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	5'10"	165		5.6
Kenya Dennis	DB	Raymond, MSHinds C.C.	6'0"	190		5.5
Michael Fairchild	OL	Overland Park, KSBlue Valley West	6'6"	262		5.4
Darnell Green-Beckham	WR	Springfield, MOHillcrest	6'5"	175		5.3
Zach Hudson	OL	Tampa, FLSickles	6'5"	280		5.5
Stepfawn Hughes	ATH	Fort Worth, TXDunbar	5'10"	170	4.6	5.5
Grant Jones	ATH	Columbia, MOHickman	6'3"	216		5.5
Lawrence Lee	WR	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	5'10"	167	4.5	5.6
Rocel McWilliams	DE	Pensacola, FLWest Florida Tech	6'3"	240		5.5
Kevin Pendleton	OL	Lee's Summit, MOLee's Summit West	6'4"	329		5.5
Thomas Richard	WR	Nashville, TNChrist Presbyterian Academy	6'1"	185		5.4
Tavon Ross	ATH	Cochran, GABleckley County	6'1"	196		5.4
Finis Stribling IV	DB	Thompson's Station, TNIndependence	5'10"	170	4.5	5.4
Greg Taylor	DB	East St. Louis, ILEast St. Louis	5'10"	181		5.7
Trevon Walters	RB	Bradenton, FLManatee	5'10"	189		5.4
Jhonathon Williams	DE	Berrien Springs, MIBerrien Springs	6'6"	230	4.5	5.5
Thomas Wilson	ATH	Buford, GABuford	5'10"	176		5.5
Roderick Winters	LB	Arlington, TXBowie	5'11"	196	4.5	5.3
Ish Witter	RB	Tampa, FLAlonso	5'8"	190	4.6	5.5
Marvin Zanders	QB	Jacksonville, FLRaines	6'1"	175		5.5

[BourbonMan]

Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Several of the "Mizzou fans" at the sports bar.

Oh..sports bar..I thought you were referring on here.

Originally Posted by frazod

Those helmets are truly badass, though. The more I see them the more I like them.

Same here...MIZ-ZOU

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by BourbonMan

Oh..sports bar..I thought you were referring on here.



Same here...MIZ-ZOU

Eh, you could lump Mizzou boards in there as well.

[KcMizzou]

Down goes KSU

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Down goes KSU

Tragic, ain't it?

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by frazod

Tragic, ain't it?

I'm so sad.

[Mosbonian]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

In the end... they were favored by 6 (last I heard) and they won by 17.

Really nice road win against a team the media said was dangerous all week.

I'm a happy Mizzou fan.

Same here.....several people here at work will be buying me lunch this week.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by frazod

Tragic, ain't it?

Yeah.

(**** my cousin.)

[rageeumr]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

In the end... they were favored by 6 (last I heard) and they won by 17.

Late bets were heavy on the Hoosiers. I think I saw it get down to Mizzou -3.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

In the end... they were favored by 6 (last I heard) and they won by 17.

Really nice road win against a team the media said was dangerous all week.

I'm a happy Mizzou fan.

I wasn't buying into that bullshit. Indiana always sucks.

[Pepe Silvia]

Just a pic of the helmet for the thread.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Just a pic of the helmet for the thread.

The only thing I'd do differently would be make the tiger metallic gold.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by frazod

The only thing I'd do differently would be make the tiger metallic gold.

It has to be gold though not that yellow mustard color.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

It has to be gold though not that yellow mustard color.

Agreed. **** mustard yellow.

[KcMizzou]

Those Indiana helmets were bad.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Woulda been nice to hang 60 on those ****s, but I'll take a comfortable three score road win any day.