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**Slainte** · 01-16-2011, 04:58 AM

Saturday, January 15, 2011

R.I.P.: Susannah York (1939-2011)

As a hormonally inflamed adolescent during the 1960s, I harbored considerable lust in my heart (and other vital organs) for British actress Susannah York as she appeared as a sprightly, sexy and altogether scrumptious presence in movies as diverse as Tom Jones, Sebastian, Duffy – and Kaleidoscope, the cheeky 1966 comic-thriller in which she played the vivacious romantic interest for an audacious gambler (Warren Beatty) who breaks into a card-printing plant to mark the cards and thereby ensure his winning streak at various European casinos.

Well into the ‘70s, as she shared a bubble bath with Roger Moore in Gold (1974), became Elliott Gould’s partner in crime in The Silent Partner (1978), and ultimately served as the hypotenuse of a romantic triangle with Michael Caine and Elizabeth Taylor in X, Y and Z (1972), she continued to impress as a slow-simmering hottie, sassy and sensual but, when she needed to be, endearingly vulnerable.

But, trust me, she was not just another pretty face. In 1969, York – who passed away Saturday at age 72 – earned an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress with her devastatingly potent performance as a Jean Harlow wanna-be in Sydney Pollack’s metaphorical Depression Era dance-marathon drama, They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? She richly deserved the Best Actress prize she received at the 1972 Cannes Film Festival for Images, Robert Altman’s engrossing psychological thriller about a troubled housewife who may or may not be threatened by men from her past.

And, of course, if you’re a comic-book fan of a certain age, you’ll surely have fond memories of York as Lara, the Krypton-born mother of the Man of Steel in Superman: The Movie (1978) and Superman II (1980).

On the other hand: I would be remiss if I did not admit to remembering Susannah York best for a role that, as far as I can tell, isn’t getting much mention in the first wave of her obituaries. You see, way back in the fall of 1968, during my senior year of high school, I dated a slightly “older” woman – 19 to my 16 – who was bisexual with a pronounced preference. How pronounced? Well, let me put it like this: After she asked me to take her not once, not twice, but three times to see Robert Aldrich’s The Killing of Sister George – in which York played an elfin beauty who bares her bountiful breasts while being seduced by the conniving rival (Coral Browne) of York’s brazenly butch lover (Beryl Reid) – I kinda-sorta figured that I didn’t have a chance of scoring with this particular switch-hitter.

Funnily enough, York seemed richly amused when I told her about my York-lusting ex-girlfriend during an interview a few years later. And that emboldened me to ask: In the wake of The Killing of Sister George – a movie graphic enough to get an X rating back in the day – did she receive many admiring letters from other women who enjoyed her, ahem, revealing performance?

“Quite a few,” York replied with just a trace of a naughty smile. “Quite a few.”

Yeah, I bet she did.

http://movingpictureblog.blogspot.co...1939-2011.html

Pioli Zombie · 01-16-2011, 08:46 AM

Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

JOhn · 01-16-2011, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

Hershey's chocolate syrup

**the Talking Can** · 01-16-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

feces

Extra Point · 01-16-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

Moose jizz, after you jack off the moose.

**Bane** · 01-16-2011, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Extra Point

Moose jizz, after you jack off the moose.

BULLSHIT /Hogfarmer.

LiveSteam · 01-16-2011, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

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Extra Point · 01-16-2011, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam

cash lots & lots of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Don't forget the rendered aquatic mammal fat.

T-post Tom · 01-16-2011, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Before the Patriots game I've scheduled a Masturbation fantasy date with Sarah Palin. I've decided on the tied up and Naked in a jail cell fantasy. But I can't decide what to spread on her. Oil? Melted butter? Whipped Cream? Suggestions are welcomed.

You might consider the "Escaped Convict and Warden's Wife Buffet". (A personal favorite.)

**bevischief** · 01-16-2011, 09:05 AM

2 girls 1 cup...

Pioli Zombie · 01-16-2011, 10:43 AM

You see I'm very oral so the idea of feces or dirt or semen from any species is quite a turnoff. I need something edible in order to,like George Costanza,combine my two favorite things, sex and eating. I did like the chocolate syrup idea.

Frankie · 01-16-2011, 12:48 PM

RIP SY. I'm glad someone on this BB remembered.

**pr_capone** · 01-16-2011, 12:50 PM

I have no clue who she is.

Pioli Zombie · 01-16-2011, 01:03 PM

I wanna bang Supermans Mom.

LiveSteam · 01-16-2011, 01:30 PM

In 72 years ,York never took any real nude-E pics ?
I wanna see more of this dead woman.

01-16-2011, 04:58 AM	Topic Starter
Slainte Please speak your mind Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10010402	Susannah York RIP, Guess God Needed A Talented, Horny Actress In Heaven, et. al.,... Saturday, January 15, 2011 R.I.P.: Susannah York (1939-2011) As a hormonally inflamed adolescent during the 1960s, I harbored considerable lust in my heart (and other vital organs) for British actress Susannah York as she appeared as a sprightly, sexy and altogether scrumptious presence in movies as diverse as Tom Jones, Sebastian, Duffy – and Kaleidoscope, the cheeky 1966 comic-thriller in which she played the vivacious romantic interest for an audacious gambler (Warren Beatty) who breaks into a card-printing plant to mark the cards and thereby ensure his winning streak at various European casinos. Well into the ‘70s, as she shared a bubble bath with Roger Moore in Gold (1974), became Elliott Gould’s partner in crime in The Silent Partner (1978), and ultimately served as the hypotenuse of a romantic triangle with Michael Caine and Elizabeth Taylor in X, Y and Z (1972), she continued to impress as a slow-simmering hottie, sassy and sensual but, when she needed to be, endearingly vulnerable. But, trust me, she was not just another pretty face. In 1969, York – who passed away Saturday at age 72 – earned an Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress with her devastatingly potent performance as a Jean Harlow wanna-be in Sydney Pollack’s metaphorical Depression Era dance-marathon drama, They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? She richly deserved the Best Actress prize she received at the 1972 Cannes Film Festival for Images, Robert Altman’s engrossing psychological thriller about a troubled housewife who may or may not be threatened by men from her past. And, of course, if you’re a comic-book fan of a certain age, you’ll surely have fond memories of York as Lara, the Krypton-born mother of the Man of Steel in Superman: The Movie (1978) and Superman II (1980). On the other hand: I would be remiss if I did not admit to remembering Susannah York best for a role that, as far as I can tell, isn’t getting much mention in the first wave of her obituaries. You see, way back in the fall of 1968, during my senior year of high school, I dated a slightly “older” woman – 19 to my 16 – who was bisexual with a pronounced preference. How pronounced? Well, let me put it like this: After she asked me to take her not once, not twice, but three times to see Robert Aldrich’s The Killing of Sister George – in which York played an elfin beauty who bares her bountiful breasts while being seduced by the conniving rival (Coral Browne) of York’s brazenly butch lover (Beryl Reid) – I kinda-sorta figured that I didn’t have a chance of scoring with this particular switch-hitter. Funnily enough, York seemed richly amused when I told her about my York-lusting ex-girlfriend during an interview a few years later. And that emboldened me to ask: In the wake of The Killing of Sister George – a movie graphic enough to get an X rating back in the day – did she receive many admiring letters from other women who enjoyed her, ahem, revealing performance? “Quite a few,” York replied with just a trace of a naughty smile. “Quite a few.” Yeah, I bet she did. http://movingpictureblog.blogspot.co...1939-2011.html
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