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Ultra Peanut · 05:12 PM

RAW. IS. FANDANGO!
#AJALL

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 07:03 PM

Oh, TNA. You lovable (not really) reeruns.

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 07:13 PM

Holy shit, Slick Johnson's back!

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 07:22 PM

Is a ref bump really necessary in a table match?

Jesus, that was lame.

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 07:28 PM

Hall isn't here yet! Joe and Nash need a third member!

Maybe it's... HULK HOGAN?!?!?

OH MY GOD HULK HOGAN HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE FANS! HE'S LEGDROPPED JOE AND NOW HALL AND NASH AND ANGLE ARE HUGGING ONE ANOTHER!

Hogan: "STICK IT!"

The HogAngle Coalition, or hAc, HAS BEEN BORN!

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 07:30 PM

Oh, awesome. The newly re-named ~~stripper~~ "knockout" is shaking her ass while Don West imitates Lawler and taunts us about his propensity to NEVER EVER ****ING SHUT UP.

**** 'em up ODB, **** 'em up!

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 08:01 PM

Penzer's voice just broke.

Kip James looks even more ridiculous than usual.

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 08:12 PM

Hahahahaha, the contents of the cases aren't revealed until iMPACT!. Once again, a case of Russo using PPV to build for TV shows. God knows the 20,000 people watching this shitfest are totally going to boost those ratings up to previously unheard of heights (say, 1.2)!

So you've got a match that has no reason to exist, with wrestlers who are basically acting indecisive and confused the whole time, and instead of some big payoff, it just sort of ends. Genius. I can't believe their buyrates are pathetic.

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 08:17 PM

On the bright side, here comes KONG.

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 08:26 PM

MAKE HER HUMBLE

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 08:32 PM

HELL YES KILL HIM KONG KILL HIM

Awesome (ho ho) ****ing match. Great story, nice action, Kong is amazing (ho ho), Gail is a wonderful plucky face, and Andrew Thomas has been murdered. DQ finish or not, it's all good.

Now she's destroying the strippers. "Bitch, **** your steel chair!"

And back to mauling Gail until security mobs her.

That was glorious.

keg in kc · 12-02-2007, 08:33 PM

I think Gail Kim is the only woman I'd consider marrying at this point.

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 08:42 PM

Kong is the only woman I'd consider marrying at this point, and I wouldn't even have to be coerced.

Wait, wasn't Raven a heel like two weeks ago?

keg in kc · 12-02-2007, 08:51 PM

I didn't even know raven had been on the air in the last two months, much less weeks.

I've tried watching Impact the last two weeks, but that show's just a clusterfuck. I didn't think it could be worse than it at a single hour.

Ultra Peanut · 12-02-2007, 08:57 PM

Basically, take everything bad about a one-hour iMPACT!. Make it even longer. Ta-da!

A one-hour iMPACT! was basically, "Ha ha, you so crazy." A two-hour iMPACT! is pretty much interminable.

BigRock · 12-02-2007, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

Since there's not a smiley that puts a gun to it's head and pulls the trigger, I'll just opt for:

10-07-2007, 09:13 PM
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Rasslin is CHA CHA LA..LA,LA,LA,LA,LA RAW. IS. FANDANGO! #AJALL Last edited by Ultra Peanut; 04-09-2013 at 05:12 PM..
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12-02-2007, 07:03 PM	#331
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12-02-2007, 07:13 PM	#332
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Holy shit, Slick Johnson's back! __________________
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12-02-2007, 07:22 PM	#333
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Is a ref bump really necessary in a table match? Jesus, that was lame. __________________
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12-02-2007, 07:28 PM	#334
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Hall isn't here yet! Joe and Nash need a third member! Maybe it's... HULK HOGAN?!?!? OH MY GOD HULK HOGAN HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE FANS! HE'S LEGDROPPED JOE AND NOW HALL AND NASH AND ANGLE ARE HUGGING ONE ANOTHER! Hogan: "STICK IT!" The HogAngle Coalition, or hAc, HAS BEEN BORN! __________________
Posts: 39,518

12-02-2007, 07:30 PM	#335
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Oh, awesome. The newly re-named ~~stripper~~ "knockout" is shaking her ass while Don West imitates Lawler and taunts us about his propensity to NEVER EVER **ING SHUT UP. 'em up ODB, ** 'em up! __________________
Posts: 39,518

12-02-2007, 08:01 PM	#336
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Penzer's voice just broke. Kip James looks even more ridiculous than usual. __________________
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12-02-2007, 08:12 PM	#337
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Hahahahaha, the contents of the cases aren't revealed until iMPACT!. Once again, a case of Russo using PPV to build for TV shows. God knows the 20,000 people watching this shitfest are totally going to boost those ratings up to previously unheard of heights (say, 1.2)! So you've got a match that has no reason to exist, with wrestlers who are basically acting indecisive and confused the whole time, and instead of some big payoff, it just sort of ends. Genius. I can't believe their buyrates are pathetic. __________________
Posts: 39,518

12-02-2007, 08:17 PM	#338
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	On the bright side, here comes KONG. __________________
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12-02-2007, 08:26 PM	#339
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	MAKE HER HUMBLE __________________
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12-02-2007, 08:32 PM	#340
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	HELL YES KILL HIM KONG KILL HIM Awesome (ho ho) **ing match. Great story, nice action, Kong is amazing (ho ho), Gail is a wonderful plucky face, and Andrew Thomas has been murdered. DQ finish or not, it's all good. Now she's destroying the strippers. "Bitch, ** your steel chair!" And back to mauling Gail until security mobs her. That was glorious. __________________
Posts: 39,518

12-02-2007, 08:33 PM	#341
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	I think Gail Kim is the only woman I'd consider marrying at this point.
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12-02-2007, 08:42 PM	#342
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Kong is the only woman I'd consider marrying at this point, and I wouldn't even have to be coerced. Wait, wasn't Raven a heel like two weeks ago? __________________
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12-02-2007, 08:51 PM	#343
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	I didn't even know raven had been on the air in the last two months, much less weeks. I've tried watching Impact the last two weeks, but that show's just a clusterfuck. I didn't think it could be worse than it at a single hour.
Posts: 58,682

12-02-2007, 08:57 PM	#344
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	Basically, take everything bad about a one-hour iMPACT!. Make it even longer. Ta-da! A one-hour iMPACT! was basically, "Ha ha, you so crazy." A two-hour iMPACT! is pretty much interminable. __________________
Posts: 39,518