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Old 06-14-2013, 05:44 AM  
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Movies so bad you couldn't even finish them
Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

I'll start...

Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:16 PM   #241
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After viewing this pile of donkey shit last night Silent Hill Revelation was bad just so f'n bad
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:22 PM   #242
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The Master (was mentioned earlier). I usually side with critics in my movie selection, but this one...just didn't do it for me the first 45 minutes.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:40 PM   #243
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Lets all list movies that were so bad you couldn't even finish them. This will give folks a heads up on what films to avoid at all costs.

I'll start...

Gerry - Hands down the most boring film I've EVER seen. It stars Matt Damon & Casey Affleck and its basically just them wandering through out the desert. ****in awful movie. I cant believe the same guy that directed Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho directed this garbage. Avoid at all costs!

Gangster Squad -I couldnt believe how dumb this movie was. The script was terrible as well as the dialogue. And i couldnt believe that all those awesome actors (Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn , Josh Brolin) even agreed to do this shitty film.


Valkerie - THis is the worst Tom Cruise film I've ever seen. I walked out of the theater with about 45 minutes to go it was so stupid and boring. Basically its just a bunch of close up shots of Cruise talking on the phone to other people. Very little suspense or action in this.

Cosmopolis - I Looooooove David Croenberg films but hated this one. Easily his worst film. It stars that Twilight dbag and he cant act worth shit. They should of cast Joseph Gordon Levitt or someone that could actually act for Christs sakes.

Pearl Harbor - Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?

I liked Gangster Squad.
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:48 PM   #244
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Old 06-17-2013, 10:52 PM   #245
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Both of the sequels were (a) unnecessary and (b) shitty. I hated the second one and only watched the third hoping it would redeem the second one. It didn't. Especially annoying considering how awesome and groundbreaking the original was.
They were so bad it made a Wachowski cut off his dick.
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Old 06-18-2013, 12:04 AM   #246
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Went to see Snow White and the Huntsman, almost walked, almost... should have.
That was a lame movie, but I watched the whole thing too.
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The Master (was mentioned earlier). I usually side with critics in my movie selection, but this one...just didn't do it for me the first 45 minutes.
Oh man I loved that movie but I can totally understand how someone would hate it.

I loved Joaquin Phoenix's performance. He was funny & tragic at the same time. And I thought he should of won it over Daniel Day Lewis who just phoned it in as Lincoln imo.
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I turned on the TV tonight and the 2005 King Kong movie was on. There was some absolutely gorgeous chick who turned out to be Naomi Watts, and a really big gorilla and some dinosaurs, so I was thinking, "Hey, this is promising. I'll check this out."

Adrien Brody showed up and I like him, but then Jack Black showed up, which automatically makes any movie far, far worse. Then about 10 things happened that were astoundingly unrealistic and unbelievable, and the special effects were laughably bad, so now I'm watching NFL Network.

I'm all for suspending belief, and a movie with gorillas fighting dinosaurs doesn't bother me. But when you have graphics that from the 1930s and the stars are making marksman shots that no sniper could make, and Adrien Brody is avoiding death from a creature that just killed a Tyrannosaurus with its bare paws, and people are swinging from vines and leaping onto giant vampire bats hundreds of feet in the air, that pretty much turns me off.

Plus, I watched it for 15 minutes and Naomi Watts didn't get naked once. Who directed this thing?
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Went to see Snow White and the Huntsman, almost walked, almost... should have.
Snow White and the Huntsman was shit. But I think if you replace that worthless bag of nothing Kristen Stewart, you have a passable film. I was real apprehensive about seeing Snow White. Overall, the graphics and fight scenes were decent, Charlize Theron did pretty well, because she can actually act a little, and I thought Hemsworth gave an excellent performance. ****ing excellent.

All that was demolished by the black hole that is the void of any acting talent or on screen persona or even hotness that is Kristen Stewart.

BTW This was the first movie I'd seen her in.
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Old 06-18-2013, 07:38 AM   #253
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Drive - seriously it was just a really bad movie. Long periods of awkward silence between characters and a terrible plot.
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Jesus god. I imdb'd Emmerich. You're absolutely right.
2012 and Eight Legged Freaks...some quality films right there
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Drive - seriously it was just a really bad movie. Long periods of awkward silence between characters and a terrible plot.
Really good movie.
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