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Utah soccer ref dies after player's punch
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05-05-2013, 11:58 AM | #16 |
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05-05-2013, 11:58 AM | #17 |
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Soccer sucks
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05-05-2013, 11:59 AM | #18 |
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It was Zach's kid :O
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05-05-2013, 12:10 PM | #19 |
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And i'm glad no dumbshit has come in here saying "life with no parol"... yet.. I'll give it another 10 posts until some ****faced **** says something as stupid as we know CP is capable of.
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05-05-2013, 12:15 PM | #21 |
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5 years with possibility of parole after 3 sounds about right.
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05-05-2013, 12:21 PM | #22 |
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Life with no parole is definitely the way to go...... or isolate him in a room with Rex Hudler.
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05-05-2013, 12:52 PM | #23 |
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I think Rausch's suggestion - Life of reffing soccer games would be punishment enough.
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05-05-2013, 01:47 PM | #24 |
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This is one of those cases where prison doesn't seem like the best solution, though it's certainly called for. The kid should be incarcerated for a year or two to do anger management therapy, and then he should pay the family some stipend every month for the rest of his life. He stole their family member, after all.
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05-05-2013, 02:20 PM | #26 |
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What did this guy get for a similar situation?
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05-05-2013, 02:23 PM | #27 |
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if only he had a gun to defend himself
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05-05-2013, 03:00 PM | #28 |
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Apparently the Grim Reaper overlooked visiting this ref for the last 5 years. The deceased looks like he got more than his daily allowance of grains and water through the intake of doughnuts and beer; probably smoked 2 or more packs a day as well. It looks like he's stored a whole Bundt cake inside his neck within the upper part of his esophagus, to be completely swallowed immediately upon thinking of food. The player feared the ref was going to eat him and reacted in self-defense, thinking he was reaching into his pocket for a salt shaker.
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Man 2 right?
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