Funny Bumper Sticker - Page 4

Seek · 10-13-2005, 07:49 AM

I am sure a thread like this has gone around before, but I just saw a bumper sticker today that made me laugh my ass off. I just happened to be tailgating her a little! After reading this I slowly backed off.

If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.

Extra Point · 10-13-2005, 03:07 PM

"Intelligent Design for Dummies" is what the Kansas B of E will be shoving down everyone's throat as a must-read. Psalm 90:4: "For a thousand years in your sight are like a day that has just gone by, or like a watch in the night." How does anyone know what God is thinking? Subscribe or not to Judeo-Chrisitianity, who is one small group to limit the thinking of the youth in Kansas?

I don't think we were put here to bag on each other, no matter what faith. That's the great thing about our country!

I kind of like the fish with the legs. I'm sure it doesn't taste like chicken.

So much for that rant......

Poster Nutbag · 10-13-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Seek

and they pulled you over for what reasons.

Broken Tail lights.

Eleazar · 10-13-2005, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Extra Point

inane political blather

psst there's a whole forum for that, but not this one.

Chief Faithful · 10-13-2005, 04:14 PM

In Atlanta I've seen several: "We Don't Care How You Do It Up North" stickers.

StcChief · 10-13-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Faithful

In Atlanta I've seen several: "We Don't Care How You Do It Up North" stickers.

Why does that not surprise me.

Extra Point · 10-13-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cochise

psst there's a whole forum for that, but not this one.

It was in Rome, as I was taught.

onescrewleftuntwisted · 10-13-2005, 05:09 PM

if you can read this i can slam on my brakes and sue you

Frankie · 10-15-2005, 01:49 PM

Seen on an Amish carriage:

"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step on exhaust."

KC Kings · 10-15-2005, 01:56 PM

There was a muffler shop in VA that had the following bumper stickers...
"No Pipes Too Tight" and
"No Muff's too Tuff"

I also like the one with Bush in an Uncle Sam hat pointing out to you with "Suckers!" underneath it, almost as good as the "Kerry/Fonda '04"

Area 51 · 10-15-2005, 03:30 PM

Bumper sticker being produced as we speak.

Why is there wind in Colorado?

Because the Bronco's suck!!

**RealSNR** · 10-15-2005, 05:42 PM

I'll never forget this one bumper sticker I saw in South Carolina. It had a picture of the White House flying the confederate flag and off to the side it said, "I have a dream."

Poster Nutbag · 10-27-2005, 09:41 AM

Someone just sent this to me in an email. It was on a sign at the recent protests but I think it would make a good bumper sticker

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB SO WE CAN HAVE HIM
IMPEACHED

onescrewleftuntwisted · 10-27-2005, 09:51 AM

i used up all my sickdays,
so i called in dead.

honk and die

and my fav
IS WANE BRADY GONNA HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH
i am gonna make it for myself

10-13-2005, 07:49 AM
Seek Pikabitch Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Work! Casino cash: $10004900	Funny Bumper Sticker I am sure a thread like this has gone around before, but I just saw a bumper sticker today that made me laugh my ass off. I just happened to be tailgating her a little! After reading this I slowly backed off. If you are riding my ass, you better be pulling my hair.
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10-13-2005, 03:07 PM	#46
Extra Point MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Prairie Village, KS Casino cash: $10004900	"Intelligent Design for Dummies" is what the Kansas B of E will be shoving down everyone's throat as a must-read. Psalm 90:4: "For a thousand years in your sight are like a day that has just gone by, or like a watch in the night." How does anyone know what God is thinking? Subscribe or not to Judeo-Chrisitianity, who is one small group to limit the thinking of the youth in Kansas? I don't think we were put here to bag on each other, no matter what faith. That's the great thing about our country! I kind of like the fish with the legs. I'm sure it doesn't taste like chicken. So much for that rant...... __________________ "Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits." --Satchel Paige
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10-13-2005, 04:14 PM	#49
Chief Faithful Predicting Chiefs Victory Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9966500	In Atlanta I've seen several: "We Don't Care How You Do It Up North" stickers.
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10-13-2005, 05:09 PM	#52
onescrewleftuntwisted if only i had a hammer Join Date: May 2005 Location: your momma didn't say Casino cash: $10004900	if you can read this i can slam on my brakes and sue you
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10-15-2005, 01:49 PM	#53
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	Seen on an Amish carriage: "Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step on exhaust."
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10-15-2005, 01:56 PM	#54
KC Kings Veteran Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: KC Casino cash: $10004900	There was a muffler shop in VA that had the following bumper stickers... "No Pipes Too Tight" and "No Muff's too Tuff" I also like the one with Bush in an Uncle Sam hat pointing out to you with "Suckers!" underneath it, almost as good as the "Kerry/Fonda '04"
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10-15-2005, 03:30 PM	#55
Area 51 Veteran Join Date: Jul 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Bumper sticker being produced as we speak. Why is there wind in Colorado? Because the Bronco's suck!!
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10-27-2005, 09:41 AM	#57
Poster Nutbag Starter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Lawrence Casino cash: $10004900	Someone just sent this to me in an email. It was on a sign at the recent protests but I think it would make a good bumper sticker WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB SO WE CAN HAVE HIM IMPEACHED
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10-27-2005, 09:51 AM	#58
onescrewleftuntwisted if only i had a hammer Join Date: May 2005 Location: your momma didn't say Casino cash: $10004900	i used up all my sickdays, so i called in dead. honk and die and my fav IS WANE BRADY GONNA HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH i am gonna make it for myself __________________ quote lost in translation
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